Wake me up when the Internet works

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Good day folks and Oh what a night!

People, I lost electricity at 7:00 PM last night, I had one charge to get to bed and a pack of small bed movements to hunkered down for the night before my devices would be depleted; I was toasted. I thought electricity was going to come back as fast as it had gone

but no, it was a major electrical outage and electricity came back until 3 something AM. I saw myself making contingency plans for today, calling left and right to get appropriate help, selling my soul to the devil-yet again- so that I may wake up with that humming sound electricity makes….and well, here’s a post. So whether the big bad red guy or the boys at Hydro-Q made it happened, thanks; I get to live another day. Let’s face it, life without an Internet connection is not worth living; ask my kids, they abandoned me at the first signs of darkness to go to their mother. Little bitches are back because I got electric juice pumping through my place...else they wouldn’t be here….


Any hoot, Alive and kicking people, alive and kicking.


Have a good one.

This, that and other...

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Happy days folks…

Yeah! Kill that thing...

Well it happened! Healthy fucking lifestyle whether I want it or not. Broccoli folks, scratch that---it’s the white color one, cauliflower with margarine has now made it to my food chain! WTF, the only vegetables I ate were french fries, fried green beans, onions rings; the good stuff. Now I have to have 2 heaping scoops of that “natural” crap, yuck folks, yuck with a chocolate sundae cherry on top….I was using canola oil when frying the veggies before, what's wrong with that? It was healthy, no?…..major disappointment.

On another note, it appears the episode of distress I had this past week was due to a virus (no shit Sherlocks!) so antibiotics are on the way...hopefully, this will put my health problems behind for this year.Tomorrow will be another mild day here so I will probably go and have breakfast with my ex and her family, and our kids of course….This will be possible because the landlords bought a snowblower so they have completely clear a path to the sidewalk...yay! However, my celebration will be a short one since this coming week we expect 30+cm of snow….guys guys guys, getting tired of this shit…


Any hoot, have a good one...


PS I did see some recipes for frying that white color vegetable, yummy!

The big orange ball in the sky and can we turn it off…

“It's a rainy night in Paris,
And the harbour lights are low,
He must leave his love in Paris,
Before the winter snow…”

Self-portrait of a ghost

 
How are you folks? Me? Never better, huzzling left and right to keep my sanity…


The last couple of days were pitch perfect, they were super gorgeous. Unfortunately, we must pay for them with this week’s rainy forecast starting today.

That phone camera is great...

Yesterday was spent most of my day at the park seeing softball game and napping here and there; not my fault, yesterday the girl that gets me up did so at 8:30… I was tired before I had breakfast at 10:00...Took some pics at the park and took one in particularly of an amazing sunset. It was a great day culminating by the flirtatious seance I had with some cute Asian girls from the building….I always liked Asian women, there is something about them…


Any hoot, I will go about my beeswax and see what to do….Happy whatever you’re celebrating today…



TTYL...

The space between...

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Happy Saturday folks….


I went to the supermarket already, my kid wanted bagels and OJ with lots of pulp….it is the best OJ out there. I know that one of my brothers doesn’t like pulp, he’s a big wuss. But back to my story, so off I went to buy the bear necessities in life; the story is not the buying stuff but coming back; there’s where I have a story to tell.

That's how far...

So coming back I am riding back on a rather lonely street when suddenly, there is a car coming my way (I drive counter traffic to make sure I have a fighting chance). The guy or girl is driving at normal speed, ’bout 30 km/hr -18miles/hr, but once he/she/it sees me….S L O W S to a crawl and goes into the opposite lane to make sure there is sufficient space between the car and me! WTF??!! Just because I’m in a wheelchair does not mean I have slow reflexes, physically or mentally. No!!! I can still drive pretty well, I can make circles around myself! This is not the first person that takes evasive action at the sight of my chair, lots of people leave me the road to myself. This also happens a lot in the supermarket aisles too, I guess people are just being nice to me….God bless them all…


Adios folks...


PS...stupid kid and her tip rules...
PS PS...Maybe I smell....uuummm...

No dreaming beyond this "."

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Good day folks….

Well, it was too good to be true; I’m talking weather wise. The weather network is announcing a 15 cm snowstorm. Yet, I have not found any evidence on their site so I wish and pray that this is an April’s fool hoax. Nevertheless, next week we will be having double digit temperatures, so it seems that our short summer is coming soon. Other than that, I had minor issues with my door; it wasn’t locking so I slept with one eye opened since the people who take care of the work didn’t seem alarmed by the fact that I could be raped….I know, wishful thinking… I survived, door works like a charm now and I am sleeping soundly.

Okay, just updating you on my systematic life….


Have a great day wherever you read me from...

They call me snake head

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How are you doing folks?


Well I'm up already, I had breakfast, I already took the numerous pills and insulin that I need and now I'm blogging so I guess it's safe to say that I'm ready to start my day.

It's a much better day than yesterday morning, I'm still lost but in a brighter path. This morning I expect my Thursday bath guy to come over since he is back from vacation, I wonder if he did something special? Yesterday evening I called my brother and told him to bring his son, the hair guru, because I wanted a new look. Don't laugh, balding people also have desires! So they came, and I told my nephew that I wanted a Mr. clean look, you know, the one where he leaves you bald?! Yeah that one! So he shave my head and now I look like motorcyclists that used to belong to some Association. I was talking over about that with my brother, I think that the nurses at the hospital hit on me because they must think I'm a bad guy, a motorhead who is now paralyzed and has to rely on his souped-up wheelchair... I gotta get a tattoo with the word mother on it, this will make me look more authentic, oo, oo, oo.... let's not forget the cool name... Humm... snake head! I will be known as snake head from now on to you guys! And I used to belong to the killers! Yup, this was a real gang I used to belong too when I was a teenager, yeah.... we used to ride bicycles and do really really bad things such as, hang on!? I'm not gonna tell you what I did, you might come after me! Just let it be known that I'm now snake head and that yes I used to be in a gang called the killers, plus I used to play the drums in the group called Everest... I have done everything!


I guess I'll think a little about what I did...


Take care folks!