Monday, February 26, 2018

The Movie House

Hello!


How’s it going so far?


Okay, I know this movie is old but, believe it or not, I just saw it yesterday:  Batman vs Superman.


Where do I begin with this film? There shouldn’t be a battle between those two to begin with. Basically, you are putting a billionaire against an alien who can fly, has super strength, laser eyes, x-ray vision, other superpowers and, oh my God need I say it again? He can fly! Batman? Yes, Batman can buy all sorts of toys but one good shot from an R-15 and he is like the rest of us, dead as a doornail.


So there shouldn’t even be a question of who would win among those two, the logical answer here would be Superman!


Now WW(Wonder Woman), this lady should, correction, would kick the living caca out of Batman and Superman. Why? She’s the daughter of Zeus, she’s a goddess! I think that a god vs human vs alien is a no-brainer, the god would win every day of the week. At least that’s how I was brought to see life….


Then I realized that it was just a movie and then don’t take in consideration logic….c'mon it’s like saying Elon Musk vs Radiation...Bet you Musk would kinda be dead….Brr, I hate illogical films.


Take care folks….


PS Obviously, all of what I wrote can be annihilated by Dr. Reality, where none of this except Musk exists...

Friday, February 23, 2018

Umbilical cord cut

Hello!


It’s Friday, so yaaay….



Well folks, the next step in my kid’s life has finally taken place. After 3 long years and many exams that were flunked, she finally got her license. Joyous moment for her and her co-pilot, aka my other kid, but a sad one for her mom. According to my kid when she got her license it was all praises and high fives but when came the time to take her car and drive off into the sunset, her mother and grandmother were all taken back by the moment. To my kid this is freedom, she can go as she pleases when she pleases. No more going with mom in one car to see her aunt or to see a movie, she can go and drive to the reunion and leave when she wants. It’s kindergarten all over again when she was taken to the bus stop so she could go to school and her mom would slowly wave her off…. I feel for her mom, for any Latin-Jewish mom, because my daughter has now flown the coop and will most likely push all sorts of limits with her mom…..all I can do is watch her grow and enjoy her ride….


To infinity and beyond….but buckle up...


Take care folks….


PS I feel a tear dripping off….sniff...sniff...

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Dum spiro...

Hello!


How’s my people today?


Here, today we are having spring-like weather: mild and rainy. I’m okay with that, it’s just a sign that we are heading towards spring. I wonder what type of summer are we going to have…


On with the show….


Guys, I don’t know if I am going to hell or what but I do shit that is certainly helping me get there faster. The latest thing I do, and this because I was told by a delivery girl from the pharmacy that I could do when asking for my monthly medicine to be delivered, I ask them to bring me odd shit from there.: Aspirins, crackers, chocolates….yes chocolates! Today I called and asked them to bring me 2 chocolate bars because I sometimes have low sugar spikes (hypoglycemia) and I need to bring my sugar up. I am surely trashing the diabetic people's name down, but what can I do? I have a craving for Kit Kat bars right now…..


I will enjoy my moments in hell when I get there, hope they have Kit Kats...


Adios folks


Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Cupcake dreams

Hello!


Happy early ST-V’s day…


Yeah, I thought this day was over for me but...I got a surprise cupcake from an admirer. Yup, an old flame I went out with 30 years ago! Our affair lasted about 2 years or so and it’s a complicated one too; too complicated to go into details. But at this pace, it was mighty appreciated on my behalf to get something this yummy 1 day prior to “V” day. It was good too, raspberry mousse in a chocolate mold….ummm….she sure knows how to get to a man’s heart….thank you stranger, it was mighty kind of you and I’m touched you still remember our time together…(I hope you still do...I do)


Take care folks….

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Time flies....

Hello!


Happy Thursday to you all…


Well, it finally caught up with me: time! I am today 50 years old, 50!!! W T F people, that is half a century! Cars nowadays last what, 10-15 years!? I am alive and relatively well...I mean, using my logic we can deduce that my body is newer than people my age. I stopped using my legs when I was around 38, so they’re practically new. I see and hear old geezers my age complain about aches and pains, hips, shoulders, backs; the list goes on. Me? Nope, I am fine and dandy, I mean sure can’t walk but overall I would rate my existence, both physically and mentally, at about 95%. I am grateful to the Universe for having put me out of omission all those years ago; I’m like a millionaire without the money.




On that happy note, take care people….


PS I even got a Jos Louis for my bday from the meals on wheels crew. Thanks again Universe. Jos-Louis is a chocolate pastry with cream inside….like the one on the pic

Wednesday, February 7, 2018

Aim for the stars...

Hello!


Good day all, happy stormy day!



I don’t know if you people follow “The Big Bang Theory” but if you do, you know that Sheldon has an enemy list that he keeps. Well, similar to him but with a more positive tone, I too keep a list of personal heroes that I have grown up to admire throughout my life. Personalities in sports, sciences, music etc… I thought it was pretty much close but yesterday somebody new made my list out off the blue; Elon Musk.

I saw the blast off of the rocket Falcon Heavy lift and I had goosebumps. Everything went without a major hitch, privatizing space exploration is a game changer and this guy is the Babe Ruth of this field; and other. I am pretty sure that if this guy went to Mars the colonization process of this planet will happen overnight and not centuries like Nasa predicts. I say we start a petition to get him on board of his rocket and lead the Martians into the future….

Go Falcon go!!


Take care folks….



PS I would go, but they only want blue-eyed people...
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Sunday, February 4, 2018

Tales of a mad man...

Hello!


So, what ya doing….?


Last night we had a small get together to celebrate my nephew’s birthday and… I feel old! The kid just turned 20, 20!!! I remember when I was that old, fuck, it seems my generation was completely different than his! At that age, I was traveling to Mexico by car with my little brother. I was getting plaster singing at the karaoke bar and going to strip joints...These kids are all looking down at their phones and education wise, zilch; nada! They live in the present, don’t care about the past and the future will be what it is. I’m kinda in awe of how they are so carefree and live in the moment. My kid is next to hit the big 20 and come December, no more kids...only young adults as my youngest hits 18.

Fuck, I’m gonna die!

You laugh but that is a topic that my brothers and I talk about now. I remember when it was “Who’s gonna have kids first” Now it’s more like "I got arthritis and holding water”. For the record, they believe I will kick the bucket first because of my MS. But little do they know, that I haven’t used my body for eons and therefore, it’s practically new!!

Sooo, I think I will be last…


Any hoot, take care folks…..snow is coming down today….tomorrow, Tuesday and Wednesday....sucks to be me!

Friday, February 2, 2018

Another day in paradise...

Hello!


Happy happy Friday!!


Just went out for a quick resupply mission of animal food, cat litter, and other stuff… and it’s freaking cold folks!! I hear tonight we will be hitting -20c, super freaking cold! You know, I noticed that as I grow older I am more precautious regarding my adventures out there; as I said before, it might be related to the fall I had late last year and the fact that I am turning 50. That’s half a century and no matter how many people are telling me that I look good and shit, I feel I need to be extra careful with everything. Kinda going with "Jesus take the wheel" attitude...

In other news, I got a $5 dollar bonus from the lottery company as a birthday present!Needless to say that I already spen.....eeerr.... invest it on tonight’s big draw of $33 million dollars. $33 million!! Well I don’t know about you, but I’m going to Disney…


Any hoot, happy weekend ppl!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Mellow Yellow....

Hello!


Top.of the middle of the morning to you….


So, today it is a bit, just a bit, snowy out there, so I’m staying inside just because. So, it’s just you, Netflix, Facebook and me. Saw the series The Drug Lords and it was good, makes you realize how lame your life is compared to other people. I mean, pretty sure Chapo is not fantasizing about my life. Mind you, I got a pretty mellow life, just like the doctors suggested…."You need a mellow life with your MS”... So here we are doc, almost 30 years later….


//1 hour later


Meals on wheels is losing its touch! 2nd time they are bringing food extremely late, 12:40 PM and the plate is half crushed; missing fruit. Thank God I always have a backup plan now: Super grilled cheese sandwich! Just like a regular one, except that they put refried beans, fried egg, tomato, salsa, avocado, margarine or butter…..kinda like a croque monsieur….so I’m good!


Any hoot, I will see you in my dreams….