Wake me up when the Internet works

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Good day folks and Oh what a night!

People, I lost electricity at 7:00 PM last night, I had one charge to get to bed and a pack of small bed movements to hunkered down for the night before my devices would be depleted; I was toasted. I thought electricity was going to come back as fast as it had gone

but no, it was a major electrical outage and electricity came back until 3 something AM. I saw myself making contingency plans for today, calling left and right to get appropriate help, selling my soul to the devil-yet again- so that I may wake up with that humming sound electricity makes….and well, here’s a post. So whether the big bad red guy or the boys at Hydro-Q made it happened, thanks; I get to live another day. Let’s face it, life without an Internet connection is not worth living; ask my kids, they abandoned me at the first signs of darkness to go to their mother. Little bitches are back because I got electric juice pumping through my place...else they wouldn’t be here….


Any hoot, Alive and kicking people, alive and kicking.


Have a good one.

This, that and other...

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Happy days folks…

Yeah! Kill that thing...

Well it happened! Healthy fucking lifestyle whether I want it or not. Broccoli folks, scratch that---it’s the white color one, cauliflower with margarine has now made it to my food chain! WTF, the only vegetables I ate were french fries, fried green beans, onions rings; the good stuff. Now I have to have 2 heaping scoops of that “natural” crap, yuck folks, yuck with a chocolate sundae cherry on top….I was using canola oil when frying the veggies before, what's wrong with that? It was healthy, no?…..major disappointment.

On another note, it appears the episode of distress I had this past week was due to a virus (no shit Sherlocks!) so antibiotics are on the way...hopefully, this will put my health problems behind for this year.Tomorrow will be another mild day here so I will probably go and have breakfast with my ex and her family, and our kids of course….This will be possible because the landlords bought a snowblower so they have completely clear a path to the sidewalk...yay! However, my celebration will be a short one since this coming week we expect 30+cm of snow….guys guys guys, getting tired of this shit…


Any hoot, have a good one...


PS I did see some recipes for frying that white color vegetable, yummy!

The space between...

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Happy Saturday folks….


I went to the supermarket already, my kid wanted bagels and OJ with lots of pulp….it is the best OJ out there. I know that one of my brothers doesn’t like pulp, he’s a big wuss. But back to my story, so off I went to buy the bear necessities in life; the story is not the buying stuff but coming back; there’s where I have a story to tell.

That's how far...

So coming back I am riding back on a rather lonely street when suddenly, there is a car coming my way (I drive counter traffic to make sure I have a fighting chance). The guy or girl is driving at normal speed, ’bout 30 km/hr -18miles/hr, but once he/she/it sees me….S L O W S to a crawl and goes into the opposite lane to make sure there is sufficient space between the car and me! WTF??!! Just because I’m in a wheelchair does not mean I have slow reflexes, physically or mentally. No!!! I can still drive pretty well, I can make circles around myself! This is not the first person that takes evasive action at the sight of my chair, lots of people leave me the road to myself. This also happens a lot in the supermarket aisles too, I guess people are just being nice to me….God bless them all…


Adios folks...


PS...stupid kid and her tip rules...
PS PS...Maybe I smell....uuummm...

People are falling everywhere..

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Sunny days to you people…  That is, if you like sunny days…

I was watching the rain fall down, the freaking freezing rain; I was seeing the people coming out of the building, treading slowly as not to fall and make a fool of themselves when suddenly it happened: somebody fell and it wasn’t pretty, I’d give the fall a 5.5.  She got up dust herself off, turned her head left, turned her head right and kept on going.

Yes, it was the first fall I see this year and I have seen better but seeing the winter that we’ve been having, it was an OK fall.  But why is it that every time someone falls the first thing we do after getting up and cleaning ourselves off, is to look out and see if anybody was watching?  Do they think that someone’s going to be watching them laughing at them?  That somebody is actually rooting for them to fall?  Well, there on to something!  I was deliberately looking outside and watching people go out the door, seeing them walk slowly and actually hoping for a miracle; a comical miracle!  Yes yes, I wanted someone to fall so I could chuckle a bit, obviously I had the phone in case I needed to call 911, but the fall this lady did was harmless.  Nevertheless it’s a passion of mine, I enjoy watching people fall since I was a kid, I remember the first time I saw somebody fall their ass off -at the beach-, I laughed so hard I gave my position away…  People learn from their mistakes, now I see somebody fall in the quiet of myself…  God I hate freezing rain…

Oh, I failed to mention that I don’t like the lady that fell anyway so it’s OK for me to laugh a little…

Take care folks!


PS...and I ask why the universe has it against me...