Wednesday, November 30, 2011

A big thank you before I die..doctor says I will

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A zut allors! My keyboard probably needs a change of batteries, it's not working pretty well!

Well I had my bath and nothing major to report except they came and took our satellite dish out, thank God I switched back to cable. It's been a quiet afternoon so far so I will take this opportunity to be grateful; to whom? Well to you of course! Yes all of this blog's readers who have taken the time to read my stories, my life.

First of all, since I live in North America and they are deranged people like me, a big thank you to Uncle Sam and its sister queen Canada for being the most avid readers of my blog. But I cannot belittle the rest of the world, the UK and Russia have done their fair share; and there are other countries such as The Netherlands, Italy, Germany, Mexico, Ukraine, France (sigh, my hearth is there)...A shit load of places and faces I haven't seen nor will I ever see have come and paid me a visit, you don't know how grateful I am for your visits. I wanted  to take the time and acknowledge the fact that even though you don't leave many comments, I can still see who visits.....

Thank you once again and have a great December!

PS F_me! I just got a call from JGH (Jewish General Hospital) telling me that I probably have an infection and th doctor was going to call me back....I'm pretty sure this has death written all over and I just gota top of the line computer...not fair Universe not fair.

Stiff all over

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Greetings folks, hope you have a nice hump day....


It's one of those days when I am all stiffed up and all I can do it's blame it on MS,,,then again my wife is acting with pains left and right and she doesn't have MS, so it must be the weather or the governments of the world decided to spray stiffness gases last night and everyone and their mother is suffering today...

wait..There! Faucet was leaking...

Okay...ah yes! Stiffness...Well I'll check with my bath lady to see how she's doing to confirm my theory.

Well today I will be calling the parents of the girls attending my kid's party to make sure they will be here, I will even promise them free transportation if I need too..She already got the present from us she is only missing presents from her uncle/aunts and grandmothers; I think she can come up with an easy $400 dollars from all of them....lucky kid...

Take care folks!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

One from my bed

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My wife just showed me the presents that the girls will be getting for Xmas....Awesome! Man I wish I had stuff like that when I was a kid, no I had crappy electronic gadgets...I would have love to have half of what they are getting....they are spoiled...

Tomorrow I've been warn that they are doing more work on the place, rent increase for sure...

Any hoot, back to my game

Not paying attention sucks

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Another fine afternoon for this guy!

I am being sarcastic here, I should learn how to be more patient and read everything that is thrown my way as to save time but noooo I have to be quick, I am the best...reading!? Bah! Who needs it! And I used to be like this at my work before, I was good but sometimes it needed to be pointed to me by the others...I'm like this in real life too, just now my wife called and I was already cutting her off...what a douche bag! Why am I like this? If your subject doesn't grab my attention I will ignore you or your email and comeback to it later...when somebody points it out to me....what a loser I swear..Oh yeah, today they came to check the fire alarms on each apartment...we passed with flying colors!

Take care, got to go and download that thing!

A wet Tuesday

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I got to get her a key bowl.....grunt...grunt..

Oh sorry about that, happy Tuesday folks!

Well it's another wet day today and I will most likely stay at home, again. Everybody has left the coop and I am waiting for my bath lady to come and do her thing. I wonder what stories will she bring?

Nothing major happening today, I mean besides the usual issue of my wife leaving late to drop my oldest and not being able to find her keys, there isn't much happening today, maybe it has to do with the weather being sluggish...oh wait! My daughter's first part of her Xmas present was shipped, 2 more pieces to go!

Take care folks!

Monday, November 28, 2011

I know I'm going to pay for this

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Leave it to my insecurities to get me in trouble....

So I was all locked in, nobody's coming through any door here today, I said to myself. Knock knock mother f_ker!! WTF?! The guys knocking the door sounded familiar, it was preying mantis and he wanted to come in because they needed to work on the place...F_me! Well I yelled over my incapacity to open the door, so he came with the master key and opened the place up. He told me that they needed to replace the thermostats in my place. Aaahh fuck! Didn`t they just changed the windows??  Now they want to do another upgrade!? These are going to cost me with a rent increase, I'm sure!

Nevertheless, they came in, the dog went out and all hell went lose....you had preying mantis and the landlord going after the dumb dog...well they brought her bak to my place where she went back up to rest..I have never seen mantis man so sure of himself around dogs....keep it up and soon you'll get a date, I hope that mantis man learn his lesson and will never leave the door open again.....


Take care folks!

I feel so insecure of myself

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Good Monday people!

Well leave it to a bath guy to leave you wondering about the security in your area, your shopping mall, your freaking place of residence! I never saw my hood as a crime infested area, now I have this sense of insecurity and all of this due to his stupid remarks...let me elaborate...

The guy was giving me my bath when he calmly told me that my hood was going down the drain..."How so?" I asked him. He preceded to tell me about the no walking your dog on the bicycle path and then started to tell me on the 2 robberies done to jewelry stores in my shopping center, the one my family and I go shopping to....needless to say I was perplexed on how the dog bylaw made my hood look like it was going down the drain but I played along, concentrating our conversation on the jewelry heist. The guy told me that 4 people had gone and robbed a jewelry store for 15k worth of merchandise....Bummer, poor people I said, just then he started to peek outside via the patio door and said with a somber tone "Strange...that car is parked in a place it shouldn't be...I have never seen it before.". DUDE! You don't say that to a guy in a wheelchair that is defenseless and just acquired a couple of high end electronic gadgets!? What the F man!? How do you think I feel now?! I am no longer safe anymore, I feel vulnerable now, I feel weak, I feel like I could get rape by any women that wishes to do so....ooooh the agony, I could hear my stupid brother's advice on how coward men get raped many times and brave men only once.......Needless to say I unlocked the other door just in case the landlord's wife wants to take advantage of me....she's hot...no offence wife...


Take care folks!

PS Actually I locked the doors.....you never know who might want my computer...

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Eye for fashion...

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$200 dollars worth of clothes! $200!? The kid has expensive taste! I know it's nothing for some of you but for our wallets it is steep....Well at least she's happy and dam where does this kid gets her eye for fashion?! She's good!

And my wife's day wasn't over, once she came back with my youngest she was out the door again with Olivia to the dog park. Olivia now has play dates with this dog named Toby, apparently he's crazy about Olivia and he doesn't play with anybody except her. Oh, and the owner of Toby would like to make their back yard a small park so that Olivia and Toby could play there come winter...lucky dogs...

Take care folks!

Sunday couponing

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Happy Sunday folks!

Just came back from an extreme couponing shopping spree at the super market, Canadian style! We saved like an awesome $4.00 dollars with coupons, what a rush people. I will look for more coupons so that next time we brake the $10 dollars barrier...I love Canada...

So, the preparation for my daughter's bday is in full swing. They are going back out there to try and buy her an outfit, yesterday they didn't get anything because the stores didn't have anything for her. Good luck to them, I'm pretty sure that they'll find something...

Well back to coupon searching...

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Hikaru Sulu's present

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Girls are out shopping for my youngest's birthday next weekend, my wife is a firm believer that the girls must wear new clothes for their special day...must be a woman thing on my side I bought her present already and we gave it to her yesterday evening and she was happy. What did I get her? Well she's been bugging for a flat screen TV so I got her a 32 Inch Aquos TV with that extra color that Hikaru Sulu promotes, lets see if it does make a difference...I mean RGB was good and now they have to add the Y for yellow?!? Well the verdict still out but I will keep you posted on the new RGBY scheme.....

My Purolator guy is not going to buy the old computer because he will buy a potable but his brother is interested on the deal...bullshit! I will see him again and if he still doesn't go for it at the new price I set, $80 bucks, I will ask him to give me what he wants....I'll keep you posted.

Take care!

Again?!

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Good something....


I'm in a mood this morning! It was McD's breakfast this morning and instead of having a sausage sandwich, they gave me bacon!!! I hate bacon from that place, it's like a very rubbery substance I have to chew on to be able to eat it. But I think what really boils my  bunions is that my so called wife keeps on buying McD's!! Look sweetheart, this food is no good plus I know the menu by heart, fast food is going to kill us so why not enjoy something else such as Tim Hortons or Subway?? These places are right there too! McD's always fucks up something or other, yet you keep going back; why??

That's my Saturday folks, Take care!

Friday, November 25, 2011

Day completed already

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Well my day is done, one of the last pieces of the puzzles, the visit of the nurse, took place already. But as soon as she was finished I remembered I had other shit to take care of so I jumped into it and now I am done for real. I will now look for a flight simulator so that I can kill time and maybe one day my dream of saving the lives of people while flying in a plane with an unconscious pilot will become reality. Do you guys know of any good one? I used to have a Microsoft one years ago, dunno if they still make it. I hear Purolator...

I was right, my second package came and it looks awesome....my daughter will be pleased with her bday surprise....Now I got one more for next week to get, another surprised but I ain't talking!

Take care folks!

Busy morning

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Good day to you folks!

Well it's been a "busy" morning for me so far, I got my replacement cards that I needed to re activate; that's been done. It was more of a dropping the phone on the floor issue that delayed me for a bit, I had to tilt back to a perfect position to get the phone, and of course all of this while the bank personel waited after me...I love BMO...now if they could stop putting stickers on the dam cards, it would make my life easier!

I'm still not done yet, I have a nurse coming over to change the dressing on my wound, she will do it today and my wife will take care of it Sunday or Monday. After she finishes, my day would have reach its climax and it will be all down hill towards the weekend where plans for my daughter's birthday are taking shape...

On with the waiting game....

Thursday, November 24, 2011

The girl from Ixtacala

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Well with all this time on my hands, and while waiting for the Purolator guy,  I started to analyzed wise words from my mother: "Pedrada que es de uno, ni San Pedro se la quita.". If I traduce this phrase you will think nothing of it but what it basically means is "if it's meant to be, it will be"...Deep shit, ey? Let me elaborate...

I have told this story to her already and she does not believe me, I will share it with you today.

Back when I was 18, young and pretty I traveled to Mexico to attend the wedding of a friend. While drinking and partying with my friends I saw a little girl, she was just there standing looking at us get hammered; well, I swear on the most sacred thing I have, my girls, that a little voice inside of me said: "One day you are going to marry her.".  I  immediately shook my head and stated that she was only 9 years old and I was 18 and ready to conquer the world.


Time passed and guess who that little girl is today? My girls are the result of destiny and the love I have with my wife  was forged in another dimension that we cannot understand....

Take care folks!

PS  Love you my "Pinochet"....

Afternoon gibberish

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Hey?! I haven't installed speech rec on this computer yet! I wonder if it's compatible?? Well I have to find the installation CD first and with dictators like my wife that turn stuff around at the drop of a dime there's no chance of me hiding stuff....

 My bath guy is emailing the opposite sex likes there's no tomorrow but the answers is always the same: "...got some one already..." or "...I got too many problems at the present time..."...Needless to say that he is slowly giving up hope and keeps on reminding me how lucky I am....and...and where the beep is the Purolator guy?! he told me he was coming today with $150 dollars for my old computer!!! Can't trust no one these days...


Take care folks!!

Dying before I die


Hello!


Good day to you all....


Well no more excuses, I got what I wanted and then some. It is amazing how much technology advances in such short span of time, I think that if all goes well I will have this computer until I reach 50-55. 


Scary how change sneaks upon us and sometimes without warning! Look at this week!? first I got a new computer and today one of my morning faces disapears! Today was the last day at work, on Canada AM, of Seamus O'reagan. Why do I care? Well his departure triggered my impending death; my mortality came knocking at my door! My youngest was 1 when he started co-hosting the show and I was 34 and a fully functional man; walking and working! I always look back at my life and my mortality when a milestone such as this happen, I'm taking out all the fun of my death by incessantly thinking  of dying before I die....I got to stop doing this and start enjoying my toasts in the morning...


Take care folks!

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

A new era has begun

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Excitement, palpitations, premature ejaculation....okay, too much information! Let's just say I am static! The new computer is here and I will be forced to set up the new one today, no option of Friday or the weekend. You see, when you stay at home you get to meet people that become your "regulars", well today my regular Purolator guy came with my new system and we started to talk. He asked me why I was getting rid of the old system, I told him it was pupu caca pipi. He asked me if I would be willing to sell it for $150 dollars, I told him it didn't work; he didn't care. In a nutshell? As of tomorrow I will be $150 dollars richer, it's a kinda talk because now I have to buy my oldest a new system since I had promised the old one to her...sucks to be me!

Take care folks!

DELL rules

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My bath has been given and my belly is full, I can now post at ease!

So what's on the agenda this fine day? Well seconds ago, while starting this post, I was called by DELL to inform me that as soon as I email back the new document they would let the product go. Oh!? I didn't tell you about it? Well there was the month of Movember, honestly how some people can't grow a mustache it's beyond my comprehension, where was I? Ah yes, Movember! Okay so now it's Xmas time right? Wrong!! I got a couple of birthdays I need to tackle, one of them being my daughter's! Being the super pops that I am, I got her something big from DELL, but I'm keeping it a secret until her bday...

Now to wait for my computer!

Take care folks!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Night update

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Well I am able to post from my iTouch again, it is more comfortable than to wait after the dumb computer....speaking of old computer, I got a call from DELL informing me that my new toy was getting here tomorrow; great! Except that tomorrow we are getting the first snow accumulation mixed with freezing rain, that sucks big time...maybe I won't get the package because of this, we'll see.

Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles....

Take care folks!

Tongo and the computer

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Good something world!

I have tried in vain to post from my old computer today. I can get to the site but when I come to write a post all I get is a waiting sand clock. I don't think it has to do with my computer but who knows; who cares? My new system was shipped and if all goes well I should get it by week's end! I haven't seen it and I already like it! 12Ghz, 12!? What am I going to do with all that power??? Well, I will put it to good use and blog my life a bit happier...

On another note, yesterday I met the bastard child of my little brother, even his name sounds moronic: Tongo....but he's so cute and seems to be very playful. He is not pure breed like my Olivia, he is a mixture of German Shepherd and some other big dog...needless to say he will be about 100+ pounds when he is fully grown...


Take care folks!

Monday, November 21, 2011

I am back

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I got my wallet back! Thank you post office. I will forever tell my kids about how good and honest you are. Who cares that my 25 dollars disappeared, it's the price you have to pay for losing something! I would probably take away money that is inside a wallet that I find, you know.....keep tradition alive! At least all my cards will be replaced and I have made changes to my wallet, my social insurance and my citizenship papers were taken away from my wallet as to always have them in a safe place......

I am back!

Seppuku

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Greetings to you all :))))


- "what's with the idiotic happy face??"

Aaaah yes! My fate in human kind has been somewhat restored! I believe in fraternal love again, I believe in the goodness of people, I believe in...in...in kindness towards your fellow men or women or anything in the world!!!! I am static with joy, I will tell you what happened....

After spending my weekend moping around, deliberating if it was worth me re-doing my papers instead of committing  Seppuku, I came to the sad realization that I was worth more alive then dead and had to work at doing the whole thing again. Well I went trough boxes of old papers and pictures, I even found  my school grades to set example to my oldest one that is going trough an "identity crisis" with her school thing...and the cherry on the sundae??? I found the contract of when I was a child tv-star!!!! Okay, I worked for 1/2 day singing... lip singing...I was ahead of my time..

Okay...so I was looking for proof of my existence when the phone rang....the post office?! "What the hoot do I have to do with them??!!" It appeared that they had my wallet!! Those thieves you may say but no, somebody had turned in my wallet to one of the places I still believed in: The post office! Now my wife will get it for me and here's hopping I still have my cash when I get the wallet back because I will not know who to blame, the people who found it, the post office or my wife.....aaahhh all's well that ends well...


Take care folks!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Sunday and its downsidde

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Happy Sunday to you all!

It's been a gloomy Sunday today, nothing to do and now I feel that my time on earth is nothing but a nano second. I've been seeing shows on how old is the earth and the universe and even if I get to live a biblical 1000 years, it is nothing compare to the universe....I am sooooo meaningless, so small!

And that has been my crappy Sunday, oh yeah....there is also looking at my week ahead and all the phone calls I must make, all the cards I must replace so that I can be somebody again.....I have never liked Sundays....


Take care!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Faceless me

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Good weekend people!

I know that yesterday I didn't post that much, but there's a reason that I don't wish on anyone...I ceased to exist!!! That's right! If anyone would have stopped me and asked me for ID I wouldn't have been able to provide anything...nada... zilch...rien!! Why? well I went shopping and I gave my wallet to my youngest and when I wanted to buy loto tickets....she didn't have my wallet!!! fuck me!!! All the papers pertinent to my existence gone! I was as naked as I could be! I call my credit cards companies and canceled all of my cards but now I have to tackle government stuff, Social security, medicare, citizenship shit...I'm a nobody as we speak! I hate it when this happens and it has never happened to me before....Thus the reason for my silence....my soul was numb and I couldn't type diddly squat.

Have a good one!

Friday, November 18, 2011

Mondaine

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Good something people!

Well call me nuts but the old girl seems to be working faster since I emailed the contract for the new computer. It's probably me and my subconscious playing tricks, kinda like when you believe a hot mama is hitting on you but she's just asking for the Ketchup.

My girls have a 4 day  weekend, I don't know what they are celebrating but I will take advantage of the situation and go to the mall and buy stuff: dog food, talcum powder, canned air spray...you know, stuff! The air spray is to clean this computer before handling it over to my oldest...enjoy kid, its your inheritance!

Time flies when your having fun...take care folks!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

So let it be email, so let it be done

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Well  my computer has hammered the last nail on its coffin. Yes, after I was successful in installing the printer, fixing hard disk volume issues, scanning the printed contract and emailing it, I feel like a first class heel that has betrayed an old friend.....sniff...sniff...sniff...so long pal, it's not goodbye but a vaya con Dios salute...the world keeps on turning people, keeps on turning...


And jus like my computer, we were debating with my idiotic family that if a billionaire crazy dude like, I don't know, B. Gates offers me 1 million dollars for the dog would we give her up. Well I said "Yes" but the other melodramatic bimbos say that they would miss her too much....bunch of pansies I tell ya...

Take care folks!

Cupid

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Things were looking up for me this afternoon, I was able to install the printer and printed a copy of my contract for my new toy. If all goes well I should get it way before Xmas, dear old st-Nick comes through again!

My bath guy is calling it split with her internet girlfriend, he asked me for advice on what he should say to the girl vis-à-vis their relationship, mI told him to tell her that they lived too far from each other and that he always had to make the first move for everything and that he didn't like that. Good old marital adviser you, your bath guy will either become gay or die a lonely man.....

That's it for me folks!

Stories of a teenage kid

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Welcome to my world, hope your day is 10 times better than mine.

So how's it going you may wonder? Well the MS  shield that protects me from various attacks from different people isn't working against Smart Alec kids! What shield? well there are events that happen to others that are blocked from me because I got MS, this is what I call an MS shield....but my oldest one is immune to its powers, case in point this morning....

I don't know whether to blame my wife or my kid really....

I'm enjoying my morning routine of swearing at this stupid computer while breakfast is being prepared and my kid is walking the dog. Suddenly a doomsday voice come out of the kitchen asking me if it was normal that my daughter carries so much money in her back pack..Oh no, a surprise inspection again!? Ok, pause the PVR and go see what the problem is......STU PID kid!?! she has about $200 dollars in her school bag! Uh??  I haven't given her any cash and neither has my wife, so what is this? When she came in we asked her and she told us that it was money for her China trip she hadn't giving in.....now I have to call her teacher and make sure her story checks out, in the meantime...she's grounded until the cows come home...

Take care folks!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

What is your problem?!

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Uh?! Who's running this company?!

Well I don't know what is going on ou there but I'm scared now! I just got the contract for what appears to be my super computer, let's call it the "K minus" computer. So somewhere between yesterday and today faith played a role in my life and granted me, granted us -you guys will benefit from it-, a new top of the line system! I feel naked...oh wait...I am naked, waiting for the bath lady to come.....

The Lord gives right back...

Take care!

When the universe goes haywired

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Good something to you...


- "So what did you yesterday Chuck?"

Really? This is what you ask of me this morning? You couldn't go with "Did you kill some one?" or some other lame question?!

Sorry it's just that something happened to me yesterday that made me realized that I am loosing it and that perhaps I should be institutionalized. Yesterday i came to a point so low vis à vis my computer that I went to the DELL site to dream a little. I pick top of the line system with a Intel7 3.4Ghz, 8Gb RAM that I updated to 12Gb....a super freaking system that would leave you speechless....So what is the problem? well, accidentally I clicked on "purchase system" and since I'm a known DELL customer....IT WENT THROUGH! Dude, I'm getting a DELL!!!! Shit it will be 30 odd dollars a moth for 4 years, I know interest is a killer but I ain't got the cash right now so this is a blessing, with interest, in disguise....I think the system is an XPS, now to tell the wife...fuck it if she doesn't like it, there's the door, she and my oldest can look at it! They think that I deliberately purchased the system; maybe subconsciously!

The plot thickens!!!

Yesterday I'm following instructions as per DELL and the guy tells me that there's no record of me ever buying a system that day....WTF man!?! I got an email from you guys stating what I had ordered a computer that could knock your socks off, how much I was going to pay monthly and what I had to do next. Well after debating with deaf ears, I was told to call back today and speak with a Canadian sales rep...

Oh well....The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away....it sucks!


Take care people!

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

The future cat lady

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Hopping you're all having a wonderful day!


You know how yesterday was a glorious day, sun was shining and the birds were singing? Well today the song playing is more macabre, full of downs more than ups. My story started this morning when I told my better half to take a hike.....okay no no no! I told my wife to leave me in bed because my bath lady came early on Tuesday and she could dress me and put me on the chair...didn't happen, I just got  rising from the bed moments ago, plus the bath person got upset because I called her boss to see what was going on; her boss gave her shit and she wasn't happy when she came. Well you know what bath lady? Kiss my grits! See if I give a fuck about your SOB stories about you being alone,....

Then there is my computer, I re installed the system as it was when I got it a gazillion years ago and......it still super slow! I have made it a point not to install anything as not to slow it down, it still slow no matter what. I will use this sytem just to blog and nothing else....

So as you can see it has been one of days so far and.....oooh oooh...my new cell phone isn't charging so this is something that I will need to look at when my girls come home..

Take care!

Monday, November 14, 2011

Uneventful afternoon

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well it's been a quiet and stinky afternoon. I took a nap, I had my daughter open the windows because it stinks due to the product that the window people used and thanks to the weather, +18, it wasn't that bad.

My nurse called me to inform me she was going to come and change the gauze on Wednesday and I have to give her a little note the doctor wrote for her stating to step up the cares. Apparently they were not impressed when they changed the gauze today.

Got the oranges.....7 freaking cases of 20 pounds each!! What am I going to do with them?? I got 40 punds for the house and the rest is for grandmothers and sis-in-law...

BTW all my posts are being typed in since I redid the computer, don't want to put shit I don't need, plus I got to find the CD. No, I didn't lose the software, it has only been missplaced; plus I exercise my hands...

Take care!

Monday

Hello!

Good day kind folks, how are you today?


What a day! Got up early, got prepared, went to the urologist and came back minutes ago! A lot of crazy people at the hospital. I got into a bit of a scuffle with the receptionist at the urologist; I didn't let her push me around. She was about to give me shit because I took my medical record last visit, I stooped her on her tracks with my mighty finger and my "Listen to me..." attitude....nice, real nice. I was told to wait but I was called right away by a very apologetic nurse...it was over by 10:45! oh yeah...

Also this morning my wife had to deal with the changing of the windows, another job well done by the window crew....except it's kinda hot in here and it stinks!

On my system news, well I installed half a gig worth of hot fixes by Microsoft and it tooked all night to installed...System is faster but it's a pain to put everything back..BAH! who needs all that mumbo jumbo!? I will just use the system to blog....

Take care!

Sunday, November 13, 2011

La vida loca

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GOOD DAY ALL!

Here I am all static about this Sunday! I re-imaged my system, I met a lady at the cell store and she gave me a phone...a new one since I had lost mine and Olivia went to the mobile salon and got her grooming, she looks good...life is working fine; so far!

Tomorrow I am off to the urologist and I have to configured the computer....whoa, always me...I'm sure that DWW were thinking about me when they did the song...


Take care folks!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

iPad to thE rescue

Hello,

Well the computer kicked the bucket! Yeah I am re-imaging it as a last solution, but I don't expect much. So what's my next step? Dunno really. I am thinking on asking one to Santa but then again I want to send my girls on a trip next year but then again...

Right now I am posting thanks to the generosity of my girl who has lent me her iPad...don't like it folks...no I don't....


Anyhoot....take care!

Bagging bags

Heellooo!


How's your weekend?


Well I was up at around 5:30 this morning because Olivia wanted to go out and she came down to my room and started to bark, so I got the people moving...then I couldn't mustard some sleep so I started to play on myiTouch. It's okay, this morning I had to take my daughter to the supermarket so she could start her duties and get some mula for her trip to China. She came to grab a quick bite and now she went back with her mother so she can also help the cause of the travelling pants....

Tomorrow I will be going to get my new cell phone and I heard the day will be better...


Take care folks!

Friday, November 11, 2011

I think, therefore I suck

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Okay, same like last time....cable guy is late! and while I am waiting for him: My computer started to work properly, so do I re-image this mo-fo or do I keep on going?? Decision decisions....I'll keep it as is since it will be longer to re-image it.

Tomorrow is Saturday!!! Not much to do but sleep in and maybe go to the mall and get my new cell phoooone! The soon to be ex-daughters or wife lost my LG Cookie, so I got a chance to get the new iPhooone.....but I won't...too cheap to buy it for myself. I'll buy a pu-pu caca phone and that's that!

Oh yeah! Monday I'm going back to the urologist dude, I'll ask him about his trip to Africa and see if he answers...that's all I have for next week.

Take care folks, enjoy the weekend...and remember: if you drink, get plastered and don't drive!

Whoa always me

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AAAaaaargh!!! (primal scream)

You're probably thinking that I have forgotten my blog or that I kicked the bucket. No, I've been up and active since 5:30 in the morning, I had to get ready to attend a meeting at one of my daughter's school. The meeting was at 8AM but the bus was going to pick me up between 7:05 and  7:30....the school is 2 seconds from here!! So I did the meeting and................STUPID COMPUTER IS ACTING UP!!!! So several reboots later and a dozen Hail Maries, I can finally Keybord in my post and let you know that the fat guy still around!

Now on with my afternoon...

I got the cable company coming by because there is some channels that don't show anything on the screen and yet I paid for the signal. They tried to fix it remotly but were not able, so they are sending some one. After they come or r while they are here, I will try to re-image the cpu so wish me luck!


Take care folks!

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The call

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As promised, the area code 333 call that I botched up.


Yesterday evening I got a call, it was area code 333. That's fine I don't know anybody from that region, I'll take it and run with it. I answered the phone and there was this guy who actually said "hi uncle Carlos" in Spanish. Nope, this must be somebody trying to sell me some long distance plan so I will speak English. I answered back with the usual "I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.". The guy kept on asking me in Spanish if I didn't remember him, I kept on telling him that I only spoke English. Then he asked me about his aunt, no dice kiddo, no hablo Spanish. The guy got fed up and hanged up the phone. So I went on the Web and tried to see where area code 333 was from, lo and behold: Mexico!

Wow! Then I started to read on these calls people get from that area code where the guy starts by saluting them as "uncle" or "aunt" and eventually asks for money because they are in trouble. Well I'm a skeptical person and I don't believe anything that people tell me, for Pete's sake even when my daughters tell me they love me I ask myself if it's true or is it because I am Dad in the true sense of the word: Dollar automatic dispenser. So whenever I get a call or whenever somebody promise me something I usually don't believe it. So this kid had no chance, even worse, all my nephews and nieces live in Canada and are under 20... So good luck scraping some bucks kid!

I then realized that I had fucked up the call, I could have come up with so many stories it's not even funny! I could have said something like "how about I send you $10,000 dollars?". No, I never listen to what people want to tell me. I hope he calls back because I will promise the moon to him if he does...

So be careful out there if you get a call from area code 333, it might be my nephew trying to get some money.

Take care folks!

Life unexpected

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Good afternoon folks!

It's not me, it's several factors that have made my posting today at tad late... Let me begin


First of all my computer was on the fritz this morning, yet again, but that was resolved before my better half left to work. Now the second thing is that I have never used the phone so much in my lifetime! I had to call at least five places this morning: my occupational therapists, the building inspector, the companies who are doing the bids for the modifications of my place and my cable company. Out of all these people I called this morning the most important was my cable company; I don't have freaking MTV!!! What gives?! Oh yeah, my sister-in-law wanted to know how much I pay for cable because Bell is getting too pricey,I'm pretty sure she's jealous because we have all these Spanish-speaking channels now! But back to the MTV shit, it appears if I wanted to get this channel I had to order the mega-package which is $75 dollars more, I didn't care, even if I ordered this package I would still be paying less with videotron then with Bell. But you know what? Believe it or not, the customer service representative wouldn't let me, she said that my cable bill was too much. People I come from Bell, I was dishing out between 182 $200 dollars worth of TV crap and now I am paying half that, so I didn't care if I had the mega-package or not. But then we came to a solution, I took the à la carte service with five extra channels for six bucks and I would be paying about $112 dollars for the cable, three PVRs and my freaking MTV channel! I don't think my girls would be able to survive without their Jersey shore friends...

Now the last delay I had was because my bath guy. Apparently he went out with the girl and... drumroll... he held her hand while taking a stroll on the mountain. Isn't that romantic? It would have been if the girl would have corresponded his actions, but when they return home the girls sat on a different sofa then him. Moments later the daughter of the girl walked in so it was all downhill from there. My guy still static about the holding hand part, but after asking him many questions to me it seems that she's not interested in him... And this was my guy's romantic life after telling all of this he lets me know that yesterday they had a meeting at the CLSC and I was part of the subject of that meeting...??? WTF???... Yeah apparently there's been a lot of guys who also get the service of a bath and while being naked they propose to the woman or guy giving the bath for a one-time sexual encounter... Apparently Mr. Guzman is too much of a prude and he doesn't do this! Fuck me! Do they want me to start proposing left and right? No, they use me as an example on how people should be when getting a bath service... I'm so wholesome it's not even funny!

Take care folks!


PS I got a tell you about the call I got yesterday... I'm such a dork!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Another to go

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What a freaking afternoon!!


I just finished having my meeting with the first company and it wasn't really a meeting, it was I'm coming to get the papers for the bid event and this wasn't the bad thing about it, the guy came early and my sister-in-law came and helped me with my "business", so he had to wait outside for a while. Then I asked him if instead of modifying the bathroom down here he could make my door wider and he could position the buzzer closer to the ground so that I would be able to let people in. No can do! You have to talk with the inspector first. Well I already did, not to the inspector but to his answering machine...grrrr..... I hate the step of days. Oh, that's not all. You know how I have said in the past that I transfer myself to bed when I need to? Well picture this, I'm tangled between my bed and the chair -cause I got stuck-, my sister-in-law comes in to help me and the guy is waiting outside my patio door so that he can get the papers for the bid... not a very brilliant afternoon! I hope that next meeting goes better.


Take care people!

Running with my Wenesday

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Good day people, how are we today?

Well I'm using speech recognition today, my hands feel a bit tired and my wife fixed the headset last night so I wanted to use it to make sure it worked fine. It works fine, the only thing is that she fix the headset to the size of my daughter's head... Mind you she does have a big head too so just a bit of an adjustment to do really.

I finished my bath and my bath lady was in a better mood, she basically was grateful to the guy who stood her up, she said something about learning her lessons... I tuned out what you want?! I hate it when people are looking for something so bad they don't appreciate what they have at the moment. I mean this girl wants to get married, have kids, have a mortgage and get a divorce. Relax! Having kids is great, when they are getting old and/or are about to go to college. So today I wasn't really there for her...

Hey, my table where I eat, where the nurse put her medical stuff when she comes, where the bath people use to put the buckets of water has given up on me! The stupid table looks like the leaning Tower and it has to be replaced by the CLSC, it's their table not mine. I already left a couple of messages to my occupational therapist who will take care of this thing. I hope she calls me back because I like to talk to her regarding the meetings I have this afternoon with the people who are going to do the bids for the renovation of my place. I don't think I want an adapted bath because I rather have a second toilet just in case... who knows I got three girls in this place and if my daughter's dream comes true, Olivia will be using the bowl soon.

My cable thing! Well the guy came at 7:30 in the evening and started to water up my place. It took him about an hour and we had cable on three TV sets. Plus we have Spanish programming, my oldest got hooked on TV Azteca and some lame show about a guy having lied to some girl about her ex and blah blah blah... I told her she had her own TV set now with PVR so she could go and see it there or recorded it if she wanted to...


That's it for me folks, I'll see you soon!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Waiting for a sign

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No siree bob! Mr. Guzman is not happy with cable...mainly because he doesn't have it installed yet, the company said that I was number 3 on the list. Bummer!

On another note, Olivia is getting groomed this weekend...Surprisingly y enough it is a mobile thing, they are coming over on Sunday and they have a vehicle that is equipped for that, very Cesar Milan if you ask me, even the lady has a Spanish name: Graziela...oops Gabriela...could be Jose for all I care, the thing is that my dog is getting pampered on Sunday....okay back to the waiting game..I’ll let you know how this works out; I know that in the good old USA they are ahead of our time compare to here….but we’re insured so it evens out…


Take care folks!

Inspiration from nowhere

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"...Je pense encore à toi..."

What do you want from me?! I am inspired by the call I had today...Out of the bleu! No, it's not what you think! It's just that when I speak with a person that speak French like me or is from France, I start dreaming and I put French music, specially my favourite singer/song writer Francis Cabrel. My head spins with images of France, pretty French girls saying "Oui oui" to me and I would like to be young and travel again and yes... I love Paris in the spring time...I love Paris in the fall.

“Elle te fera changer la course des nuages….”

Man, I love this dude!

 Take care folks!

A bath comversation

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Good Tuesday folks!

Well I was going to use speech rec today but it made my system super slow so a big xnay on that and even if though I feel week this morning, keyboard posting it is!

So the nurse came this morning to change the gauzes on my 9th hole today and to chat a bit about the mishap of my visit to the urologist....nothing major to repost except that she doesn't think much of the Jewish General Hospital, I didn't want to tell her that they don't care much about CLSC staff either.

Then my bath lady came and she was in a MAP mood, men are pig’s thing. Apparently she was upset because her potential lover stood her up twice!  The first time was on Friday when the guy was too tire to see her because he had a hard week at work (who the fuck is "too tire" for Friday sex night??!!!). Okay they still had motorcycle weekend where they were going to go broom broom around the province, right? It didn't happen! The sexless moron did not report himself to her and was nowhere to be found! So my girl had a bummer of a weekend and has lost fate in men...she's thinking of moving north where the Inuit live; seriously! I told her to keep the fate up and even suggested my bath guy, she consider him to be too wimpy and too old....Hey, I tried to play, what's his name, the guy with the arrow?! Cubitus? Fuck! I hate it when I draw a blank!


Take care folks!

PS Getting cable today!

Monday, November 7, 2011

Urologist take 2

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So the secretary of my urologist called me back, she was all apologetic and was willing to give me an appointment for this Wednesday but I told her that my week was all booked up. She yhen told confirmed for next Monday and apologized again stating that the doctor was off in Africa but would be back by then.

All of this happened because I told my nurse the story about my visit today and she called them up to move things around....she did! God bless her hearth....


Take care folks!

Perfect record

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Good Monday folks!


Let me tell you about my visit to the urologist....let me tell you!


It was horrific folks! Horrific....I had arranged everything, the time I had to be there, the bus to drop me and pick me up in 2 hours and then the appointment with psychiatrist at my house at 2:30 (this will happen soon). Everything is solid right? Well no, I didn't count on them forgetting me in the hallway. Yup! if it wasn't for a carefree nurse asking me what I was there for, I probably would have stayed there during lunch hour.

So I saw a nurse and he asked me how I was getting home and I told him that I took special transportation, he asked me at what time I was being picked up, I told him in 10 minutes....So he rushed through the examination and basically told me the doctor wasn't there....!!!!!!.....What??? He then told me to schedule some urine exams and to book an appointment in 2 weeks...WTF dude!? This is worse than the service at a fast food chain! Well at least I won't miss my bus.......that was not the case! I went to the receptionist and she was in the freaking phone attending another schmuck (what?! it's the Jewish General!?)....I wasn't going to mess up my perfect record and miss a bus...So I did what would only happened in a Seinfeld episode, I took my medical dossier with me! I have to get the exams but I will do it with the CLSC and I don't know how I will return my medical file to the other doctor....


Take care folks!

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Another post without speech rec

 Hello!

Good weekend people!


Haven't forgotten you, is just that I was working on my system yesterday and had to shop for food as we have guests today and the house is about to be cleaned and child proofed as little J is coming over with his crew. So if I don't write now....it will not be done.

So yesterday we changed the clocks we are now 1 hour behind, so we get to sleep 1 hour more....breakfast braaake!!!

Okay, that was longer than expected...I had a grill cheese bagel with cilantro sauce and 2 types of cheese...crappy cheese and mozzarella. Then I had a movie recorded on the PVR called "The Resident" with Hillary Swank...it was aaaight but we had to pause it because the wife is off to clean an office for about 1 hour, then she comes back and starts cleaning here for the get together and that's that!

Okay folks....got to run and look pretty...have a good one

Take care!

PSas thetitle states, I am blogging more with the keyboard...Yay Chuck! 

Friday, November 4, 2011

The castle in France

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I decided to excersise my hands and writte my blog on the keyboard so that I can slowly gain some usage with them. So slept a lot this afternoon but before that I placed a call to my French breathinjg instructor and the nurse of my youngest's school. The first one was to say "hi" and let her know that I still practice my breathing and when I do, I remember her; now the nurse....well, when you are in 4th grade you get vaccinated for hepatitis A&B plus VPH (the girl vaccine), well my daughter got her shots already and I had to call to clarify the situation....I have to send her a copy of the vaccine booklet and that's that.....

This afternoon I will get dress and go and play the Super 7 lotto....$40 million dollars people!! I could buy the ultimate PC plus I probably buy an adapted castle in France...Merde alors!


Take care folks and happy weekend!

PS this was all typed....YAY me!

The sunless Friday

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Good something to you people!


Another day, another blog posting from a broken mic and a slow processing speech recognition application, okay not the application but the computer... Fuck! I just spent 10 minutes trying to bring back the editor because I had minimized it... I won't do it again! So is one of those days when you want to slit your wrists and watch some horrible movie while you die... It is a crappy day people! Plus the weather isn't helping much either, cloudy and I'll bet it's cold out there, sadly I cannot confirm this as I am once again confined to my 8 x 10 blogging area.

So how am I doing? Don't really know, maybe I think too much and all this thinking brings me down. Maybe I'm fed up of my life and I wish I had another one where I wouldn't have problems regarding my health, I wouldn't have any worries regarding my life! Then again beggars can't be choosy, to the fear of having the universe restart my life all over again, let's just say I am happy and things couldn't be any better.

Look at my next week, already all planned out for me. Monday I get to visit the urologist until about midday then in the afternoon I have the psychiatrist of my daughter coming by, Tuesday morning I have my bath plus my nurse is coming over to talk about the visit to the urologist, Wednesday I got 2 meetings with the people that are going to be bidding for the project of adaptation of my household, Thursday I got another bath and maybe my guy is going to hypnotize me and pull out some sad story about a love affair that never started but that I still long for her even though I really didn't even know her... yeah I'm pretty fucked up when it comes to that!

On the meantime I wish you all a happy Friday and... look at that, the Sun is out!... A wonderful weekend.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Keyboard posting

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I got to talk to different people regarding the modification to my place, I was seeing the sketch all wrong. I could have swore that they were going to build a ramp inside my place, apparently this is not the case. I will have a ramp built outside; Yay! The universe is working fine...or is it?...

I don't know if it is or not but I got a feeling something is bound to give and I have to be ready for it......okay, keyboard typing sucks..hands are tired but before I go I will like to say thanks to my folks that shared their "Day of the dead" pics with me.


See you folks and sorry to the French people for having insulted them....I was cursing destiny...

Paul Zak: Trust, morality -- and oxytocin | Video on TED.com

Paul Zak: Trust, morality -- and oxytocin | Video on TED.com

I got too much of that crap...

The singularity of me

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Good Thursday people!


So it was the turn of my Thursday bath guy to spill the beans and tell me how his life was doing. He even showed me a picture of the lady who he's currently dating... Not bad... When my wife gets to 50 I hope she looks like her... But then out of the blue the tables were turned and he asked me the question that I hadn't heard from any of these bath people before: "what makes you tick Mr. Guzman?"

Me?! tick!?! Come on dude! You know that I'm married, I got two kids and that my lifestyle is stable. I got no tick tock in my closet, sure I see some girls and they are pretty but I'm in a wheelchair for crying out loud! I have no time to fantasize and to think what could happen if this girl or that girl, no! I assure you I'm pretty stable, if there was ever a slim chance of a woman falling in love with me, I would probably put that fire out because it wouldn't be kosher to put this burden, meaning me, on her. Sometimes I think my wife is a saint for enduring all of this... And then...!?! WTF man! He played me! By asking me what made me tick we started talking about our past lives, our past adventures, about the one that got away... I was really in love with her dude! She was everything to me at that time but the age difference wouldn't allowed me... Dumb French people! It's okay dude, it's okay. So we talked and talked and my bath was finished. The dude had played a psychiatrist on me today, I guess I still have a lot inside of me that I have to spit out...


Take care folks!

PS I will probably not blog much seeing that my youngest daughter has broken my headset. So I'm using the microphone while holding it, it's a pretty tiring position...

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The school agenda incident

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And then there was the agenda issue...


Yesterday while having supper my wife asked my oldest if we could see her school agenda. First response was that she had forgotten it at school, it ain't gonna cut it kid. Not with the type of mother you have! So my wife insisted and my kids finally gave up and provided her with the agenda. All of this was happening while she kept on murmuring that she was afraid. WTF?! She's not going to hit you?! Relax! As my wife is seeing her agenda she starts noticing that there were stuff she had signed but she really didn't signed! Truth came out and it was a funny one, at least to me, it seems my daughter was forging the signature of my wife when there was something wrong in the agenda. Case in point she was caught cheating on an exam and the teacher had given her a 22% grade for it... Bummer! They were also several messages of my daughter being late for classes and how to repay all of this back she was going to stay after school today. She claimed she was going to tell us of this later on during the day, she was actually digging herself into a bigger hole people. So as a punishment my wife took away her iPod touch, set the emergency rules and regulations to which she must comply with and told her that she was going to start taking the bus to school... that one was erased after I told her that this was an opportunity for her to ditch a class... trust me I've been there, I've done that; I killed my fucking father for Pete's sake! Whatever she's doing now, I have done it before... So I sympathize with the kid, but as a result she won't go and see a movie this weekend and her sleep over with her cousin has been canceled.


See you tomorrow homies!


PS I hope this computer still works tomorrow so that I may continue blogging...

The sugar monster

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My diabetes reading has been a bit off this week, don't blame me... It's Halloween! There's candy left and right, what you want me to do?! Look, as I write behind me there's an open bag of goodies! This is what my daughter got from her Halloween trick-or-treating soirée... If I was her I would keep it in my room under lock and key, but she doesn't! She leaves the bag wide open for everyone to take something. So what do you think is going to happen? Of course I will! My resolution to bring my sugar levels up to par will go out the window as soon as lunchtime comes. Then there's the night! I must have my cuppa coffee with something sweet to snack on, it's a Latin American thing people! So today when I go and drop my little one to the library for her tutoring class, I will drop by the local supermarket and pick up something good...


Take care folks!

Day of the dead

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Happy Wednesday, enjoy the day.


Yes, once again, I was able to get my computer "working" but it is painful writing/dictating a post because the whole computer is a sluggish piece of dung! But I will give it a go...


Today in Latin America or at least in Mexico and my country we celebrate the dead. Last year a cousin from my mother went to her village of origin and snaped pictures of my ancestors. This year, I lost my nana so since the morning I been thinking about the dead and how the celebration in our countries really commemorate them compare to here in North America, pity...

I was remembering several things that my nana and we (my brothers and I) went through during the time that we had together. I remember once she won a food package on the radio in my country, I remember going to pick it up with her... heck I remember the radio station a bit. I also remembered how she was able to do the Russian dance, basically she squatted and then began to do like if she was walking, very complicated and very physically demanding, but she did it anyway. There were so many memories of her coming back to me today and it all had to do because the celebration of the dead... I miss you nana and I thank God that we were able to share some moments together in this lifetime.


Take care people!

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Better and better

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xcuze my silence! my computer is on the fritz yet again. I am working on it to make life viable! I got a BSOD today, stop error 50....I hate the universe!!

Later

Tuesday's trinkets

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Happy November people!


Well I'm still on a high because I should be able to get a couple of companies to submit their bid now that I got the okay from the government. It's going to be a busy November and December, I still don't know when everything will be done but when it's done I will have an outing ceremony to commemorate the date... Awesome... damn corridor stories, I wish I knew how to speak Arab and or Chinese!

So my computer got scanned last night and he came up with a potential threats, they all had to do with remote assistance. Apparently it was legal software but it could be used by criminals to destroy my system, go ahead! Please destroy my system so I can get a new one! Maybe it's all in my head but I think my computer is working faster today after I excluded those files from being scanned ever again... who knows!

Now stories of my bath lady...

Well she went on a date on Saturday and she had fun. The only problem, and this is her that tells me, the guy didn't ask anything about her! WTF! I consulted with my wife and I think is logical that if you go out with somebody and this person is attracted to you, you expect him or her to ask questions about your life! I mean if I go out with a girl I want to know what makes her tick, I want to know as much as I can so I'll be able to make a more precise next move. Apparently this guy didn't do this, he didn't even ask how old she was... So the girl is going to give him one more chance and if nothing happens then she will move on to the next one... Good luck bath girl...


Take care folks!