One hundred thousand

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Peace on Earth and may your god bless you...everybody except that mother-fer who called at 2:20AM today announcing the jubilant news that I had won $100,000.00 dollars!!! Seriously?! Dude!!! A couple of things went wrong with your call...you're actually dumber then those Mexican calls I get from nephews that need my financial help and that I always leave hanging... First of all you were thrown off at me answering in French and not in the pathetic Spanish you were talking to me in, second 2:20 in the morning- seriously?! No government office is opened at this hour....ON THIS FREAKING SEASON!!!! Christmas dude! Third....you shouldn't have bargain the prize when I told you I didn't want it...a good answer would have been "sorry sir I cannot take it" you were so dumb that you would only take half! Now look what you made me do!! You made me brake one of my resolutions for next year....I had promissed I was going to be more gullible next year and here you go waking me up from my slumber and annoying the F out of me, making my cynical side come out....

And I'll bet you whatever you want that come next week when I start blogging again I won't have any cool stories to tell you folks! Oh well que sera sera...

Wishing you and yours a Happy New Year...

A wish

A Merry Christmas to you and yours!

Take care folks!

What I've been doing

My new favorite singer

Je suis venu te dire que je m'en vais

The bitchlaxing face

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Argh! I hate it when other people are right about something! In this case is the nice French girl from the CMR who told me I wasn’t going to be able to keep my big mouth shut……….. Well I have a lot of stuff that happened over this week and if I didn’t share it with someone I was going to have a catatonic breakdown….

The Xmas experience

That’s right; I had an adventure in the shopping mall buying Christmas shitt.  Let me first say that I have finished my shopping online therefore avoiding lines and the hassle of “I saw it first!”, but my wife drag me to the shopping mall to purchase some last minute things…  Not a good sign people, not a good sign.  There was a huge crowd buying stuff and fighting over 50% discount stuff; and the lineups?  OMG!  I used to do this before?!  Well thank God for MS; I’m really happy that I am on the wheelchair!

To mini ice storm and the car

   Yesterday afternoon we had a bout with freezing rain.  Guess what?  Freezing rain won!  There was a lot of slip sliding away, small accidents that people had and many persons fell on their buttocks!  But wait, there’s more!  It was late evening when my wife returned from doing her last Christmas shopping and she walked in with a bitchlaxing face, obviously there was something out of the ordinary happening here, and I just needed to know what. Ah!  That was my reaction after she told me the story; she was driving the car when she pushed on the brakes and they didn’t work!  The car kept on sliding until it came to an abrupt stop…  Because she hit something!  That something seemed to have damaged the wheel rim but we were not going to be sure about it until the next day, meaning today, so I prayed all night to the car god.  There is a Santa Claus Virginia!  The rim was OK it was just a minor fender Bender that destroyed the hub cap…

My kids exist

And the last thing I'm going to talk about today is the provincial government!  This people have nothing better to do than to bug people like me with their cockamamie about proving the existence of my kids.  They send me a letter on the 19th of December asking me to get some letters from school proving that my kids had attended school between the years 2009 through 2011.  They ask me this on December 19th?!  And they want the documents before December 23rd?!  Really?!!  People, this is the time when people are busy buying Christmas stuff, shipping stuff, taking holidays...  No freaking way that I'm going to get the documents and ship them to Quebec City in ordered that they get there before the 23rd!  Nevertheless we did the impossible and I was just told that the documents will get there by tomorrow…  That "by tomorrow" cost me $30.00 dollars!!  Kudos gov't people, you suck!

So as you can see my week was a hectic one and I couldn't keep these entire things bottle up inside of me because I would have exploded…  TMI people!  TMI…

Take care folks!

PS this time I promise I will not bug you until later on…

Year end post 2011

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Well folks…  This is it, my last post of the year and it goes dedicated to all of you who read my blog and get a chuckle out of it.

I'd like to start thanking the department of the CMR with takes care of my chair, without them I would surely be stuck in bed.  Second, I'd like to thank the department from the CMR that tried to help me in becoming more efficient at using the computer, saving physical energy and a big thank you to ortho something or other -that nice French girl who I will never forget-.  I would also like to thank my bath personnel without whom I would be stinky and I would be missing stories to tell you guys...The nurses, the occupational therapists, the shit load of people that have interacted with me this year..

I would also like to thank the most important people who read my blog, you guys: USA, Canada, UK, Russia, Mexico, Italy, South Korea, France…  God I feel like I'm accepting an award or something…  Australia, India, China, Malaysia…All those countries that have come and read my blog, I appreciate it very much, you make me feel, in a twisted way, special.

This is the last post of the year for me because I’d like to take a break...  You guys have vacations, so I'm taking a small vacation, no blog for three weeks and hopefully when I come back, I will have fresh stories to tell you about my life…  Or I will kick the bucket who knows…

In the meantime, I'd like to wish all of you who believe in this holiday a merry Christmas and a stupendous, fabulous, freaking awesome New Year!

They care folks!


PS I posted this a tad late, the nurse came to harass me again....

Doomsday Thursday

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Good Thursday o you all….

That’s it I’m losing it! I woke up at 4AM today because I heard a dog bark…stupid Olivia!!!! Nope, it wasn’t her, seems it was all in my head because I couldn’t find her in the premises; even after turning the light on! It seems my mind is playing tricks on me….

Today looks like the end of the world out there, wind howling, rainy and dark grey skies, half naked man typing on a keyboard while waiting for his bath and a nurse to come and visit him…..real apocalyptic scene….I hate days like this! Makes me want to  go back to bed and sleep all day long….I hope the day goes fast..

Any hoot, I will chat you guys later,

Olivia and her habits

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Yes I know, I failed you for only having posted once today….But there’s an excuse!

It’s called Olivia! Today super early in the morning, 3:38A-FREAKING-M, Olivia went out for a walk with my wife. That’s ok, they went and came without a hitch. When they came back in my wife went up to her room and Olivia went to drink water…..No f_ing water, so what happens then? She started to silently bark,, this is a bark that she does when she’s missing food or water and only people near her will hear it….smart dog…Nevertheless her plate of food and water is near my bed so she woke me up at 3+ AM this morning! My wife filled up the bowl with water and went back to sleep, so did Olivia.  Did I went back to sleep? No way!! I was wide awake and didn’t catch some ZZZZZZZ until about 5:20AM, a whole 40 minutes before the girls get up for school….so I was sleep deprived and I slept most of the day today….that’s my excuse…

Take care folks!

The Push2TV incident

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Good hump day people…

Well yesterday it was a fantastic moment for a second, I received the package I was waiting for all week long; the streaming thing for my computer.  I was happy, excited, thrilled!  Then my wife came and helped me set it up, it didn’t work!  I called Dell for support and after about half an hour they told me that the product was not compatible with my computer.  I told them I had informed the salesperson on the type of machine I had and what I wanted to do; she was the one who proposed the product! She was the one who told me that it would work!  The guy told me that they would gladly take it back and that I could buy another product that would work, I was so depressed that I told them I would think about it.

This morning the first thing I did when I got out of bed is that I called Dell and ask for a return, they put no hassle and e-mailed me a Purolator sticker so that I can call them up and have a pickup arranged.  I really hate salespersons that don’t know what they’re talking about…

That has been my morning so far…

Take care people!


PS Now to organize a get together for exchanging gifts with my brother

Genealogy tantrum

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I worked most of my day in my genealogy tree….I haven’t found anything on my maternal grand-mother’s family, it’s like they’ve never existed! I consulted the book of birth year as well as the year before and the year after.....nada; but I did found her brother in law! A distinguish gentleman who came from a good family and was the director of a prestigious school in my country…cool, no?

Well I called my mother to tell her this news and it was a her word against mine and the news paper clip!! She claimed that he was the owner of the school, I told her this wasn’t truth that a news paper of the time informed the people about him becoming director of the school….she claimed that somebody was probably filling my head with garbage, that the man was the owner and who ever told ne this lie was wrong! It’s a freaking news paper!!! They printed the story!!! Arrrrrgh!! At the end we agree to disagree before we started a full fledged war .

I should listen to my brother and never share information like this with her!!! I will let her believe what she wants to believe.....Grrrr..

Take care folks!

About today...

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Good day folks…

So as mentioned on my blog last evening, I accompanied my daughter to the library; this was for her tutoring class. It was a gorgeous day all day and the evening was a super one too. The sky was cleared, nothing but stars and planets in the sky….sigh, it was a beautiful end of a day. Today??? Crappy, crappy, crappy! No sun, rain will probably present itself later on…no snow yet and my girls are getting wrestles because of this; they have snow suits but no snow….it will come girls…it will come.

My day today? Mmmmmm….well I canceled my neurologist appointment today….I was sick…cough…cough….is not like he’s going to cure me! I’ll make another appointment for after the holidays, besides next week I will have to go to the JGH (Hospital) so they can change the catheter.

Take care folks! 

PS Rain is here...I will probably do genealogy and listen to music...

Great outdoors

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Oh boy oh boy oh boy!

It's 3 degrees out there, still some sunshine and I'm going out to drop my kid to the library for he tutoring!! Yay Summer! I can feel you in my bones, isn't it great?!

I know...I know, we still have 3 months of winter to go through....but I'm going out, so I don't care. It was a quiet day today, if I didn't have my stuff to do I would have probably nap my head off. Tomorrow will be a crappy day compare to today and the rest of the week we are playing it by ear so we'll see. Did I tell you I bought a gizmo so I can stream my computer to my 47" TV? Yeah, it has to get here first then I have to set it up, then to stream stuff on the TV. What am I going to stream? stuff....neat stuff that people like....don't slander  my gizmo!? I am sure I will have gobs of fun....

Got to run folks..the great outdoors calls me!

I'm late, so very very late

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Well my days it’s done!  Everything I had to do I did, now I have to call the pharmacy and get some insulin, also…  Shit, I forgot what else I have to do.

There was a minor breakthrough with my bath guy of Monday’s, he actually had something to say today!  He was actually accusing some big shot music name here about stealing one of his songs, not the complete song but some parts of it.  Apparently this happen 20 years ago and since then he has never trusted anyone in the music world…  Sorry J.B, my bath guy won’t be able to help you on your next tune.

Well the day seems to be getting longer slowly but surely, and this is because as of December 21^st the earth’s orbit around the sun would have changed and days will be getting longer little by little…  Summer’s back!

Take care folks!

Busy day ahead

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Good morning world...

Posting from my bed right now, my day is starting and I have a couple of calls in the agenda; got a couple of things to take care of.

I am waiting for my second bid for the modification to my place to come in this week. Once it does I willsend it to the building inspector and it will have become his turn to weight in my life and make a decision on who gets the contract...I should be able to go out on my own by Sumer, cross my fingers...

That's it for now. Take care folks!

Updating the massses

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Well, it's Xmas time and I guess this is part f the deal....all freaking day on my own while the masses are out and about doing Christmas things...sweet! It's a hell hole out there people, I wouldn't recommend it! Now I have to do a bit because I need to find some wireless headset for my youngest's iPad...go to call Dell or some place they are familiar with this type of question....hands are tired, see you tomorrow

I tried

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How is your Sunday going?

Well, it’s a lazy kinda Sunday for me and today more than ever I want to find that dragon naturally speaking CD.  You don’t know what a pain in the ass this speech recognition application has been!  Maybe it is because it’s at the beginnings where is learning everything but boy is it stupid!  I got to ask where my bag with CD is…  I’m not a very patient man!

Yesterday we saw the movie “Limitless” and it was good, I wish that such a pill existed so that I could write my book and make gazillions of dollars so I could retire somewhere nice…  F_it!  I will not use this speech recognition crap anymore!

Take care folks!

Doritos and I: A torrid love affair

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Well the day went to the dogs, it actually started snowing; what a surprise.  It became the type of afternoon where you like to think, at least I do.  You know, asking myself existentialist questions: “why can I walk?”, “what am I doing here?”, “are there any Doritos left?”…  Jackpot!  There are some…  So I had my youngest give me a small bowl full of them and now I am doing a voice recognition post and I cannot eat any of them because of this…

My wife came back from the store and I had visioned it, the stores were full!  My wife came back and promised to return tomorrow early in the morning.  OK people, those chips are calling my name, I don’t care if I have a story to tell I’m digging into the bowl and having me some Duritod….  Too late I am already having some….

Take care people!

My bee workers

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Before I start playing senseless and forget about reality, let me post a thought....

Ok, so not a thought but a "what is happening in my life".and granted I blog because 140 characters is not enough for me...

My girls are about to go shopping for Xmas stuff and then Olivia has a play date with a dog..I was planning to go out but the inspiration went away. oh!!! I forgot to mention that my oldest went to work today but she only lasted 1 1/2 hour; she called us because she was feeling "sick"....she better married a rich guy because unlike her mother that puts work above everything, this one is lazy!

Happy cinco de Mayo!

PS only 5 months left until Mayo

Saturday hangovers

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Good Saturday people!


It's a keyboard post this morning, beautiful days make me feel strong and today the sun is out and it looks good out there.

So how was your Friday night? Back when I was in the helluva of it, my Fridays were always my pit stop of the week, maybe I would drink a little but not much action.....now Saturdays were the days when I would go nuts singing and drinking tequila.....plus some good shish taouk afterward...this is a Lebanese "sandwich" that is a killer, I used to eat 3 or 4 of them when I was sauced....Aaaah the days, I miss them. My advice to you guys? Enjoy every second of your youth because it goes fast...and if you are passed that age enjoy it too because you made it safely to the other side of that tumultuous era....

Happy  days folks!

I fell asleep...

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I am sorry for being so late, I was actually napping and when I woke up I started to play a game called “virtual city”.  For those that have played games such as civilization or any other type of game where you have to manage a city/a country you would like this game.  It’s a small game that cost me six bucks but it’s worth it.  When I start playing this game I could basically go on for hours, not even thinking that I have to eat; it is that addictive to me.

So not much activity going on in the social world, my Facebook friends are quiet and I’m not much of a Tweeter guy.  Nonetheless I should post something to remind myself I exists because I blog.

Apparently tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day due to the sun but temperature wise, it’s going to be nippy.  Maybe I’ll go out, maybe I won’t!  Next week I have an appointment with the neurologist and the following week I have my last appointment of the year with the urologist; he will change the catheter and the CLSC will take care of this duty the following times.

In the meantime I like to wish you all a happy weekend and if you party, drink tequila!

A fat Friday

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Happy Friday folks…

It’s one of those days today when you don’t want to do anything, cloudy, cold and creepy.  Even my wife is late for work today; we had breakfast, watched the news and basically she dragged herself to work.  But before she left she was telling me about her Christmas list that she’s about to start tackling tomorrow…  Good luck!

In the Mexican news this morning they were talking about this guy, most likely from Chile because of the way they talked, who is getting fine because of his….  Anti- fat remarks he has written on the web.  Now I have made remarks about fat people before but this is because I know where I’m coming from.  Unlike general perception, I’m not the hunk guy you think I am, no, I’m what you call morbidly obese…  But I blame it all on MS because I used to be all muscles…  Seriously!  No, I’m yanking your chain.  I was always fat but I really didn’t care.  You see I’m also very strong, OK I was also very strong and I’m 6 foot two; so if you were to meet me in a dark alley, chances are that you would be shitting bricks.  So you didn’t want to fuck wish me.  In a nutshell this guy got caught because he was writing stupidities about women and how ugly they look if their size is over 36; God I wish I was a 36, I haven’t been that since I was in high school I think.  Any hoot, the guy got fined I don’t know how many dollars, I have tried to find the link on the web but I haven’t been able to so you just have to trust me on this one…

Take care folks!

That simple?!

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Hello boys and girls, I just had a mathematical epiphany...Seriously!  Why didn’t we go this way when I was a kid learning the multiplication table?!  I mean, click on the link below and you will see how the Egyptians and Chinese did this a Gazillion years ago and it wasn’t multiplying numbers but adding them.  In fact, according to this guy who is now my favorite mathematician in the world, computers use this technology now! Well...here here, go look at the link now and comeback and tell me that your brain wasn’t amazed by such simple computing…

Maths for dummies

You see what I mean?!  Freaking simple!  I’d like to take this moment and apologize to my daughters to whom I yelled my freaking lungs off; and to all math teachers out there: Did you guys know about this?!

So baffle was I that I decided to create an excel document that does exactly what the Egyptian and Chinese did back when then....when we were smart.  I know, what good was my excel spreadsheet for?  Well, I got lots of time…  So I’m planning to reteach my kids mathematics…

Just thought you wanted to know about what the man has been hiding from us…

Sayonara!

The idea

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I just finished having my bath and there was information that was exchanged left and right between my bath guy and me.  I was listening to him talk to me about how lonely he is and how he’s probably going to start placing ads on the newspaper.  I told him that this was a good idea but that he had to be careful because there was a lot of fruitcakes out there.  I then started to present my idea to him and now I am presenting it to you guys…

Basically it has to do with the services that are provided by the CLSC, the baths.  I told him that the person providing this service could, at the end of the bath, offer additional services that would not be covered by the government and therefore must be paid.  You know the type of service, kinky stuff! You know that we guys are sick and if we get proposed with something like that we would jump at the occasion; so there is a market for it. The problem would be when the government hears of this and to solve this dilemma they would either put us in jail or would create a tax to benefit from this racket.  This of course is if some other organization doesn’t tax us first or bashes our heads in a way to start their own thing…  Hell’s angels *wink wink*…

Well we had a laugh and even suggested as asking for money because we would be the ones controlling the situation and dispatching the CLSC personnel where they would be needed…  Just an idea to make an extra buck during the Christmas season…Ho Ho Ho!

Take care people!

The Universe & me

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Good day people…

Only a couple weeks before Christmas, have you guys finished all your shopping?  You better hurry up!

Oh I forgot, some of my readers do not participate in the Christmas thing.  Some because of religion and others because it has become too commercialized…  But I love this season.  Mind you it’s not a perfect Christmas season, we’re still missing a blanket of snow; once we get this we’ll be OK!

But this is not what I want to talk about this morning, yesterday like every normal person in North America; I was watching the X factor.  There was a remark that was made by Paula Abdul regarding the universe.  She said something about the universe always getting it right…  Liar!!  I’m living proof that sometimes things don’t work out that way.  I know you may debate me on this but I got some pretty hard evidence that the universe doesn’t always get it right…  All I have to do is look in the mirror where I can see a middle age (I hate the sound of that) guy sitting on a wheelchair, strip naked every day of the week-sometimes by beautiful women-, working on a book, blogging all day long, getting paid for doing nothing…!!!...  Come to think of it, may be the universe does work adequately …  Maybe Paula was right, I lost my train of thought….  Sucks to be me!

Take care people!

To Bell or not to Bell

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Why can’t they be like this all the time?!

I’m talking about Bell and how some rotten apples spoil the fruit basket, let me elaborate on the subject.  A couple weeks ago I received five small boxes where Bell wanted me to return something called a downed transmitter or something in that nature, I called Bell to let them know I didn’t have such things.  After much debate they told me they were going to send someone over to show me what the beep I had to return.  OK, I’ll tell him the story I again!  The guy came and right away understood my dilemma; he even left me an official note stating that I had no such thing because my connections were all “S.F.U” ….  I like this guy, he’s more technical than the other people on the phone.

Well moments ago I called Bell to see if they had added the note to my file, well once again I received extraordinary service today.  The lady who picked up the phone was on the English side, the other times I had called I had gone through the French side, maybe I’m onto something here.  Long story short, the lady sent an e-mail to the person who was the point of contact regarding my returns stating that I had never had those things because I used to own a dish of my own.  So how do you think I feel now?  That’s right!  I feel like a first class heel for having left the company seen that they’d give such great service, then again maybe this is just a front to get me back…

Take your folks!

Hump day stories

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Good hump day to you people…

Well it was snowing little tidbits of white flakes this morning but it has stopped and now all that remains is a wet ground…  Oh well, we’ll get some snow sooner or later.  Oh, I forgot to mention this is another speech recognition post, I find it to be much easier now seeing that I’m used to it.

I forgot to mention that I got my first estimate for the work that needs to be done on my place so that I can go out on my own.  The total that this company wants to charge the government is $16,000 dollars, what a bargain.  I am missing the other estimate so I can send the papers to the building inspector and he can give me the go ahead to fix the place up…  Only a couple of hurdles left!

Well Christmas is coming fast, thank God I finished all my shopping, there’s only a couple of gifts left but this is going to be a cakewalk since I ain’t doing the shopping!  We haven’t gotten any plans yet as of what we’re going to do that day, evening sorry, but it will probably be a dinner with gifts exchange for the kids…  This is what happens when you get old people!

Take care folks!

The sky is blue but I cannot see it

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Yes…  It seems that I am a bit rough on the edges and that my microphone is kaput!  I have my daughter to thank for that as she was the one who was using my headset all this time, now I have to get a new one, I guess.

So what did my daughter got for her birthday?  Well…  Gobs of money and a silly game that both her and my oldest like to play, “Just Dance 3”.  It’s fun seeing them play the game but it takes up most of my space, so when they play I have to sit pretty until they are finish…  Boy does it suck being me!

It seems the French poetry is coming out of me again except that my poems are a bit darker and somehow it always tends to reflect my departure, somewhere, sooner than later…  Boy does it really suck being me…

Take care folks!

Speech recognition post again

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I connected my headset to the computer and I started to use speech recognition again. Mind you, I installed the speech recognition application that comes with windows 7, it is more powerful than the one that came with Vista.  Just finished having my food and it was good, now I am going to see what I'm going to do the rest of the day, maybe I'll listen to some music or do something useful for humanity and work on some project or other. I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm using speech recognition again because my hands are numb lately and thank God my microphone still works.

Take care folks !

Moderation is not for me

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Good Tuesday to you....

No no...I hadn't givrn up my blog. I was just recovering from Sunday's taco and tequila birthday party. It was... awesome!! I had a funtastic time and even little J had a bowl of fun, plus the food was great! First of all we had a guest that made us shrimp cocktail, custard pie (Flan); we also had tacos, cake (tres leches) which my wife nails it every time now and of course we had tequila flowing left and right...okay I had 3 shooters, but I was comatose by the second double shooter that was thrown my way by my daughter. Needless to say that in between tequila shooters there was the constant ebb and flow of beer passing left and ri...okay I had 4 beers and I was singing the cucaracha!

Shame!! I'm just a shadow of the man I used to be....thanks Freddy....Even electro magnetic guru beat me at the silent friendly taco eating competition we had. I told him I had a 12oz shrimp cocktail glass ---it's true--- plus 6 tacos. The guy tried to beat me but I think he stopped at 6...Hey electro dude, I only had 4; your wife was right...but you didn't have the shrimp cocktail, so I won!....I swear that kid's going to balloon up real nice...

Take care folks!

Saturday's allright for blogging

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Yup, live from my bed while watching a French show from France on TV5...thinking of the one who got away...

It was a lovely day, my girl had fun with her friends and one of them made me feel thankful and sad. Thankful because compare to her my kid is normal, sad because I could only imagine what the parents are going through with her. Here's another kid to whom time doesn't exist and she has the same peculiarities as my kid does...sad it's all I can say, real sad...now I'm looking forward at drinking tequila tomorrow...

Take care folks!

Saturday in hell

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Happy Saturday....

T-a couple of hours the festivities of my daughter's birthday star...oh yeah and the bell guy is coming soon to check things around, I smell a fight brewing over these things I don't have but bell believes I got them..

And the cleaning crew is out and about making sure that all is spic and span for today and tomorrow and I am cut in the middle not knowing what to do or where to go while they dust, they broom, they mop, they order me left and right....I hate parties

Take care!

MS, MS and more MS

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well if the universe has his way I shall be using speech recognition again, soon....bummer! You see since yesterday I have had this pain in the arm and when this happens usually it's the sign of an MS crisis and a part of my body will cease to work. Man and I was having so much fun....well here I go into the unknown...mind you, could be old age and humidity....yeah...hopes up..hopes up!


Take care!

A Purolator type of day

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Yay me! The Purolator guy came and delivered the last package I was missing...now we are all set for Xmas, except for the nieces and nephews.....But they want cash, so next pay check will take care of them. The good news about this delivery is that the guy also bought my old PC so I got cash out of his visit....Cash is good...always good! Come this time of the year when your late on payments......ALRIGHT ALREADY RO RO! I'll give you your birthday gift, stop calling me!

Other then that, my wife spend over $500 dollars in food and stuff for tomorrows get together and I will be purchasing the pizza, I think 10 large ones will be fine, my relatives eat like pigs....Oh yeah and Sunday is a Taco Sunday with my in-laws... spicy Tacos with tequila and beer!

Ta ta folks!

In the news....stupid wacky world

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A glorious day to you all....

So today I'm listening to the news and on the "Offbeat" part of the show they mention a tidbit about the main Toronto Santa Clause and how he has now been modernize to the point as to not be in the shopping mall (This is  the Santa that Sears pays for his parade). Instead when you walk in the mall you are greeted by commercial signs encouraging you and your kids to Skype Santa...It's true! Ho, Ho, Ho mtoher f_ers, it's cut back time! I don't like it, what if I want a picture with the fat guy?? Kids are going to grow Santa only exists on the net and he will put a virus on your computer if you were naughty....what a scam!

And hearing the same news, I picked up on the girl who had been raped and went to jail because she didn't want t married the guy who raped her!!! WTF???! I'm happy I lived in Canada...What a world!!


Take care folks!

Dumb dog...

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This is the second time that Olivia wakes me up in the middle of the night because she's thirsty and she barks so that someones attends her...she barks and the first one she wakes up is me and I have to call upstairs so that they can come and add water to her bowl. Obviously everybody goes back up and falls asleep again...well I DON'T! Now I'm wide awake and I don't know when I'll fall asleep again; thank you, you useless mutt!! I really had to catch up on my nocturnal blog...

'night folks or g'morning!

The age game

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Got it! I am ready for Xmas.....

On another subject...

Today is the birthday of one of the oldest cousins on my mother's side and it kinda makes you wonder...Half a freaking century!! WTF!? It is insane! And when I think of my oldest brother, he's just 3 years shy!! My youngest bro is about to turn 40 AND I have a cousin who's a grandmother already with the oldest cousin clicking in at 57!! Wow....it`s smells like old farts in here! My oldest aunt who is going to be 85 is already a great grandmother.....scary shit! People, I`m having an existentialist moment here! All these people are going to die one day, sad...no I won`t I`m immortal....I will not die!

Well happy half a century cousin...enjoy your Geritol!

A waiting game

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Well I've been waiting here for my daughter's Xmas gift to arrive. According to the Purolator site the package was on the guy's truck to be delivered today, I just hope it's before the girls get here. Also my final payment for the China trip is about to be done, so my oldest is one step closer to Shanghai....lucky her!

Now the other one has her bday party on Saturday and the main gift was given already, she just have to pick up envelops with money over the weekend.

Other than that, nothing major to report; my bath was okay, my bath dude showed me pics of naked college girls he gets from some friend...yeah the guy is desperate and he probably beating the monkey every other day...poor fellow...I wished him luck...

Take care  folks!

The water boy

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Goo day to you all, here's hopping that your day is a good one.

So yesterday I left you off in a suspense state of mind because of the doctor call. Well it is bad news and I must make changes in my life once again. Why do this type of shit always happens to me?! Here I was minding my own business and wacko!! The Uni_freaking_verse strikes again!! Aaaagh!!!! And I have a birthday party to prepare here, no time to deal with this shit...Oh well, even though I hate the solution to my my new health problem, I must deal with it like a man.

Okay, 16 days ago I had some urine exams done at the JGH and someone finally called me today. Apparently I have a bacteria. Funny I have no symptoms whatsoever, no chills, no fever, no pain...except my ass that hurts of sitting so long on this air cushion...The lady was surprised that I was doing okay, I didn't tell her I was immortal...Well she called me again this nurse/secretary/who the fuck knows what she is and told me that the doctor decline to prescribe antibiotics, that he wanted me to drink at least 4 litters of water a day and the bacteria would go away....!!!!????.....what type of doctor is he??!! Voodoo? Naturalistic type?? He wants to drown the stupid bacteria?? Right now I had 2 litters so far and I have to do more this afternoon...I really hate the taste of water now!!!

There you're up to date with my pathetic life!

Love you all, except that red hair kid in the back. Hey kid! go play in the freeway...

A big thank you before I die..doctor says I will

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A zut allors! My keyboard probably needs a change of batteries, it's not working pretty well!

Well I had my bath and nothing major to report except they came and took our satellite dish out, thank God I switched back to cable. It's been a quiet afternoon so far so I will take this opportunity to be grateful; to whom? Well to you of course! Yes all of this blog's readers who have taken the time to read my stories, my life.

First of all, since I live in North America and they are deranged people like me, a big thank you to Uncle Sam and its sister queen Canada for being the most avid readers of my blog. But I cannot belittle the rest of the world, the UK and Russia have done their fair share; and there are other countries such as The Netherlands, Italy, Germany, Mexico, Ukraine, France (sigh, my hearth is there)...A shit load of places and faces I haven't seen nor will I ever see have come and paid me a visit, you don't know how grateful I am for your visits. I wanted  to take the time and acknowledge the fact that even though you don't leave many comments, I can still see who visits.....

Thank you once again and have a great December!

PS F_me! I just got a call from JGH (Jewish General Hospital) telling me that I probably have an infection and th doctor was going to call me back....I'm pretty sure this has death written all over and I just gota top of the line computer...not fair Universe not fair.

Stiff all over

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Greetings folks, hope you have a nice hump day....


It's one of those days when I am all stiffed up and all I can do it's blame it on MS,,,then again my wife is acting with pains left and right and she doesn't have MS, so it must be the weather or the governments of the world decided to spray stiffness gases last night and everyone and their mother is suffering today...

wait..There! Faucet was leaking...

Okay...ah yes! Stiffness...Well I'll check with my bath lady to see how she's doing to confirm my theory.

Well today I will be calling the parents of the girls attending my kid's party to make sure they will be here, I will even promise them free transportation if I need too..She already got the present from us she is only missing presents from her uncle/aunts and grandmothers; I think she can come up with an easy $400 dollars from all of them....lucky kid...

Take care folks!

One from my bed

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My wife just showed me the presents that the girls will be getting for Xmas....Awesome! Man I wish I had stuff like that when I was a kid, no I had crappy electronic gadgets...I would have love to have half of what they are getting....they are spoiled...

Tomorrow I've been warn that they are doing more work on the place, rent increase for sure...

Any hoot, back to my game

Not paying attention sucks

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Another fine afternoon for this guy!

I am being sarcastic here, I should learn how to be more patient and read everything that is thrown my way as to save time but noooo I have to be quick, I am the best...reading!? Bah! Who needs it! And I used to be like this at my work before, I was good but sometimes it needed to be pointed to me by the others...I'm like this in real life too, just now my wife called and I was already cutting her off...what a douche bag! Why am I like this? If your subject doesn't grab my attention I will ignore you or your email and comeback to it later...when somebody points it out to me....what a loser I swear..Oh yeah, today they came to check the fire alarms on each apartment...we passed with flying colors!

Take care, got to go and download that thing!

A wet Tuesday

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I got to get her a key bowl.....grunt...grunt..

Oh sorry about that, happy Tuesday folks!

Well it's another wet day today and I will most likely stay at home, again. Everybody has left the coop and I am waiting for my bath lady to come and do her thing. I wonder what stories will she bring?

Nothing major happening today, I mean besides the usual issue of my wife leaving late to drop my oldest and not being able to find her keys, there isn't much happening today, maybe it has to do with the weather being sluggish...oh wait! My daughter's first part of her Xmas present was shipped, 2 more pieces to go!

Take care folks!

I know I'm going to pay for this

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Leave it to my insecurities to get me in trouble....

So I was all locked in, nobody's coming through any door here today, I said to myself. Knock knock mother f_ker!! WTF?! The guys knocking the door sounded familiar, it was preying mantis and he wanted to come in because they needed to work on the place...F_me! Well I yelled over my incapacity to open the door, so he came with the master key and opened the place up. He told me that they needed to replace the thermostats in my place. Aaahh fuck! Didn`t they just changed the windows??  Now they want to do another upgrade!? These are going to cost me with a rent increase, I'm sure!

Nevertheless, they came in, the dog went out and all hell went lose....you had preying mantis and the landlord going after the dumb dog...well they brought her bak to my place where she went back up to rest..I have never seen mantis man so sure of himself around dogs....keep it up and soon you'll get a date, I hope that mantis man learn his lesson and will never leave the door open again.....


Take care folks!

I feel so insecure of myself

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Good Monday people!

Well leave it to a bath guy to leave you wondering about the security in your area, your shopping mall, your freaking place of residence! I never saw my hood as a crime infested area, now I have this sense of insecurity and all of this due to his stupid remarks...let me elaborate...

The guy was giving me my bath when he calmly told me that my hood was going down the drain..."How so?" I asked him. He preceded to tell me about the no walking your dog on the bicycle path and then started to tell me on the 2 robberies done to jewelry stores in my shopping center, the one my family and I go shopping to....needless to say I was perplexed on how the dog bylaw made my hood look like it was going down the drain but I played along, concentrating our conversation on the jewelry heist. The guy told me that 4 people had gone and robbed a jewelry store for 15k worth of merchandise....Bummer, poor people I said, just then he started to peek outside via the patio door and said with a somber tone "Strange...that car is parked in a place it shouldn't be...I have never seen it before.". DUDE! You don't say that to a guy in a wheelchair that is defenseless and just acquired a couple of high end electronic gadgets!? What the F man!? How do you think I feel now?! I am no longer safe anymore, I feel vulnerable now, I feel weak, I feel like I could get rape by any women that wishes to do so....ooooh the agony, I could hear my stupid brother's advice on how coward men get raped many times and brave men only once.......Needless to say I unlocked the other door just in case the landlord's wife wants to take advantage of me....she's hot...no offence wife...


Take care folks!

PS Actually I locked the doors.....you never know who might want my computer...

Eye for fashion...

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$200 dollars worth of clothes! $200!? The kid has expensive taste! I know it's nothing for some of you but for our wallets it is steep....Well at least she's happy and dam where does this kid gets her eye for fashion?! She's good!

And my wife's day wasn't over, once she came back with my youngest she was out the door again with Olivia to the dog park. Olivia now has play dates with this dog named Toby, apparently he's crazy about Olivia and he doesn't play with anybody except her. Oh, and the owner of Toby would like to make their back yard a small park so that Olivia and Toby could play there come winter...lucky dogs...

Take care folks!

Sunday couponing

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Happy Sunday folks!

Just came back from an extreme couponing shopping spree at the super market, Canadian style! We saved like an awesome $4.00 dollars with coupons, what a rush people. I will look for more coupons so that next time we brake the $10 dollars barrier...I love Canada...

So, the preparation for my daughter's bday is in full swing. They are going back out there to try and buy her an outfit, yesterday they didn't get anything because the stores didn't have anything for her. Good luck to them, I'm pretty sure that they'll find something...

Well back to coupon searching...

Hikaru Sulu's present

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Girls are out shopping for my youngest's birthday next weekend, my wife is a firm believer that the girls must wear new clothes for their special day...must be a woman thing on my side I bought her present already and we gave it to her yesterday evening and she was happy. What did I get her? Well she's been bugging for a flat screen TV so I got her a 32 Inch Aquos TV with that extra color that Hikaru Sulu promotes, lets see if it does make a difference...I mean RGB was good and now they have to add the Y for yellow?!? Well the verdict still out but I will keep you posted on the new RGBY scheme.....

My Purolator guy is not going to buy the old computer because he will buy a potable but his brother is interested on the deal...bullshit! I will see him again and if he still doesn't go for it at the new price I set, $80 bucks, I will ask him to give me what he wants....I'll keep you posted.

Take care!

Again?!

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Good something....


I'm in a mood this morning! It was McD's breakfast this morning and instead of having a sausage sandwich, they gave me bacon!!! I hate bacon from that place, it's like a very rubbery substance I have to chew on to be able to eat it. But I think what really boils my  bunions is that my so called wife keeps on buying McD's!! Look sweetheart, this food is no good plus I know the menu by heart, fast food is going to kill us so why not enjoy something else such as Tim Hortons or Subway?? These places are right there too! McD's always fucks up something or other, yet you keep going back; why??

That's my Saturday folks, Take care!

Day completed already

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Well my day is done, one of the last pieces of the puzzles, the visit of the nurse, took place already. But as soon as she was finished I remembered I had other shit to take care of so I jumped into it and now I am done for real. I will now look for a flight simulator so that I can kill time and maybe one day my dream of saving the lives of people while flying in a plane with an unconscious pilot will become reality. Do you guys know of any good one? I used to have a Microsoft one years ago, dunno if they still make it. I hear Purolator...

I was right, my second package came and it looks awesome....my daughter will be pleased with her bday surprise....Now I got one more for next week to get, another surprised but I ain't talking!

Take care folks!

Busy morning

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Good day to you folks!

Well it's been a "busy" morning for me so far, I got my replacement cards that I needed to re activate; that's been done. It was more of a dropping the phone on the floor issue that delayed me for a bit, I had to tilt back to a perfect position to get the phone, and of course all of this while the bank personel waited after me...I love BMO...now if they could stop putting stickers on the dam cards, it would make my life easier!

I'm still not done yet, I have a nurse coming over to change the dressing on my wound, she will do it today and my wife will take care of it Sunday or Monday. After she finishes, my day would have reach its climax and it will be all down hill towards the weekend where plans for my daughter's birthday are taking shape...

On with the waiting game....

The girl from Ixtacala

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Well with all this time on my hands, and while waiting for the Purolator guy,  I started to analyzed wise words from my mother: "Pedrada que es de uno, ni San Pedro se la quita.". If I traduce this phrase you will think nothing of it but what it basically means is "if it's meant to be, it will be"...Deep shit, ey? Let me elaborate...

I have told this story to her already and she does not believe me, I will share it with you today.

Back when I was 18, young and pretty I traveled to Mexico to attend the wedding of a friend. While drinking and partying with my friends I saw a little girl, she was just there standing looking at us get hammered; well, I swear on the most sacred thing I have, my girls, that a little voice inside of me said: "One day you are going to marry her.".  I  immediately shook my head and stated that she was only 9 years old and I was 18 and ready to conquer the world.


Time passed and guess who that little girl is today? My girls are the result of destiny and the love I have with my wife  was forged in another dimension that we cannot understand....

Take care folks!

PS  Love you my "Pinochet"....

Afternoon gibberish

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Hey?! I haven't installed speech rec on this computer yet! I wonder if it's compatible?? Well I have to find the installation CD first and with dictators like my wife that turn stuff around at the drop of a dime there's no chance of me hiding stuff....

 My bath guy is emailing the opposite sex likes there's no tomorrow but the answers is always the same: "...got some one already..." or "...I got too many problems at the present time..."...Needless to say that he is slowly giving up hope and keeps on reminding me how lucky I am....and...and where the beep is the Purolator guy?! he told me he was coming today with $150 dollars for my old computer!!! Can't trust no one these days...


Take care folks!!

Dying before I die

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Good day to you all....


Well no more excuses, I got what I wanted and then some. It is amazing how much technology advances in such short span of time, I think that if all goes well I will have this computer until I reach 50-55. 


Scary how change sneaks upon us and sometimes without warning! Look at this week!? first I got a new computer and today one of my morning faces disapears! Today was the last day at work, on Canada AM, of Seamus O'reagan. Why do I care? Well his departure triggered my impending death; my mortality came knocking at my door! My youngest was 1 when he started co-hosting the show and I was 34 and a fully functional man; walking and working! I always look back at my life and my mortality when a milestone such as this happen, I'm taking out all the fun of my death by incessantly thinking  of dying before I die....I got to stop doing this and start enjoying my toasts in the morning...


Take care folks!

A new era has begun

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Excitement, palpitations, premature ejaculation....okay, too much information! Let's just say I am static! The new computer is here and I will be forced to set up the new one today, no option of Friday or the weekend. You see, when you stay at home you get to meet people that become your "regulars", well today my regular Purolator guy came with my new system and we started to talk. He asked me why I was getting rid of the old system, I told him it was pupu caca pipi. He asked me if I would be willing to sell it for $150 dollars, I told him it didn't work; he didn't care. In a nutshell? As of tomorrow I will be $150 dollars richer, it's a kinda talk because now I have to buy my oldest a new system since I had promised the old one to her...sucks to be me!

Take care folks!

DELL rules

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My bath has been given and my belly is full, I can now post at ease!

So what's on the agenda this fine day? Well seconds ago, while starting this post, I was called by DELL to inform me that as soon as I email back the new document they would let the product go. Oh!? I didn't tell you about it? Well there was the month of Movember, honestly how some people can't grow a mustache it's beyond my comprehension, where was I? Ah yes, Movember! Okay so now it's Xmas time right? Wrong!! I got a couple of birthdays I need to tackle, one of them being my daughter's! Being the super pops that I am, I got her something big from DELL, but I'm keeping it a secret until her bday...

Now to wait for my computer!

Take care folks!

Night update

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Well I am able to post from my iTouch again, it is more comfortable than to wait after the dumb computer....speaking of old computer, I got a call from DELL informing me that my new toy was getting here tomorrow; great! Except that tomorrow we are getting the first snow accumulation mixed with freezing rain, that sucks big time...maybe I won't get the package because of this, we'll see.

Oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles....

Take care folks!

Tongo and the computer

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Good something world!

I have tried in vain to post from my old computer today. I can get to the site but when I come to write a post all I get is a waiting sand clock. I don't think it has to do with my computer but who knows; who cares? My new system was shipped and if all goes well I should get it by week's end! I haven't seen it and I already like it! 12Ghz, 12!? What am I going to do with all that power??? Well, I will put it to good use and blog my life a bit happier...

On another note, yesterday I met the bastard child of my little brother, even his name sounds moronic: Tongo....but he's so cute and seems to be very playful. He is not pure breed like my Olivia, he is a mixture of German Shepherd and some other big dog...needless to say he will be about 100+ pounds when he is fully grown...

Take care folks!

I am back

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I got my wallet back! Thank you post office. I will forever tell my kids about how good and honest you are. Who cares that my 25 dollars disappeared, it's the price you have to pay for losing something! I would probably take away money that is inside a wallet that I find, you know.....keep tradition alive! At least all my cards will be replaced and I have made changes to my wallet, my social insurance and my citizenship papers were taken away from my wallet as to always have them in a safe place......

I am back!

Seppuku

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Greetings to you all :))))


- "what's with the idiotic happy face??"

Aaaah yes! My fate in human kind has been somewhat restored! I believe in fraternal love again, I believe in the goodness of people, I believe in...in...in kindness towards your fellow men or women or anything in the world!!!! I am static with joy, I will tell you what happened....

After spending my weekend moping around, deliberating if it was worth me re-doing my papers instead of committing  Seppuku, I came to the sad realization that I was worth more alive then dead and had to work at doing the whole thing again. Well I went trough boxes of old papers and pictures, I even found  my school grades to set example to my oldest one that is going trough an "identity crisis" with her school thing...and the cherry on the sundae??? I found the contract of when I was a child tv-star!!!! Okay, I worked for 1/2 day singing... lip singing...I was ahead of my time..

Okay...so I was looking for proof of my existence when the phone rang....the post office?! "What the hoot do I have to do with them??!!" It appeared that they had my wallet!! Those thieves you may say but no, somebody had turned in my wallet to one of the places I still believed in: The post office! Now my wife will get it for me and here's hopping I still have my cash when I get the wallet back because I will not know who to blame, the people who found it, the post office or my wife.....aaahhh all's well that ends well...


Take care folks!

Sunday and its downsidde

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Happy Sunday to you all!

It's been a gloomy Sunday today, nothing to do and now I feel that my time on earth is nothing but a nano second. I've been seeing shows on how old is the earth and the universe and even if I get to live a biblical 1000 years, it is nothing compare to the universe....I am sooooo meaningless, so small!

And that has been my crappy Sunday, oh yeah....there is also looking at my week ahead and all the phone calls I must make, all the cards I must replace so that I can be somebody again.....I have never liked Sundays....


Take care!

Faceless me

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Good weekend people!

I know that yesterday I didn't post that much, but there's a reason that I don't wish on anyone...I ceased to exist!!! That's right! If anyone would have stopped me and asked me for ID I wouldn't have been able to provide anything...nada... zilch...rien!! Why? well I went shopping and I gave my wallet to my youngest and when I wanted to buy loto tickets....she didn't have my wallet!!! fuck me!!! All the papers pertinent to my existence gone! I was as naked as I could be! I call my credit cards companies and canceled all of my cards but now I have to tackle government stuff, Social security, medicare, citizenship shit...I'm a nobody as we speak! I hate it when this happens and it has never happened to me before....Thus the reason for my silence....my soul was numb and I couldn't type diddly squat.

Have a good one!

Mondaine

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Good something people!

Well call me nuts but the old girl seems to be working faster since I emailed the contract for the new computer. It's probably me and my subconscious playing tricks, kinda like when you believe a hot mama is hitting on you but she's just asking for the Ketchup.

My girls have a 4 day  weekend, I don't know what they are celebrating but I will take advantage of the situation and go to the mall and buy stuff: dog food, talcum powder, canned air spray...you know, stuff! The air spray is to clean this computer before handling it over to my oldest...enjoy kid, its your inheritance!

Time flies when your having fun...take care folks!

So let it be email, so let it be done

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Well  my computer has hammered the last nail on its coffin. Yes, after I was successful in installing the printer, fixing hard disk volume issues, scanning the printed contract and emailing it, I feel like a first class heel that has betrayed an old friend.....sniff...sniff...sniff...so long pal, it's not goodbye but a vaya con Dios salute...the world keeps on turning people, keeps on turning...


And jus like my computer, we were debating with my idiotic family that if a billionaire crazy dude like, I don't know, B. Gates offers me 1 million dollars for the dog would we give her up. Well I said "Yes" but the other melodramatic bimbos say that they would miss her too much....bunch of pansies I tell ya...

Take care folks!

Cupid

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Things were looking up for me this afternoon, I was able to install the printer and printed a copy of my contract for my new toy. If all goes well I should get it way before Xmas, dear old st-Nick comes through again!

My bath guy is calling it split with her internet girlfriend, he asked me for advice on what he should say to the girl vis-à-vis their relationship, mI told him to tell her that they lived too far from each other and that he always had to make the first move for everything and that he didn't like that. Good old marital adviser you, your bath guy will either become gay or die a lonely man.....

That's it for me folks!

Stories of a teenage kid

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Welcome to my world, hope your day is 10 times better than mine.

So how's it going you may wonder? Well the MS  shield that protects me from various attacks from different people isn't working against Smart Alec kids! What shield? well there are events that happen to others that are blocked from me because I got MS, this is what I call an MS shield....but my oldest one is immune to its powers, case in point this morning....

I don't know whether to blame my wife or my kid really....

I'm enjoying my morning routine of swearing at this stupid computer while breakfast is being prepared and my kid is walking the dog. Suddenly a doomsday voice come out of the kitchen asking me if it was normal that my daughter carries so much money in her back pack..Oh no, a surprise inspection again!? Ok, pause the PVR and go see what the problem is......STU PID kid!?! she has about $200 dollars in her school bag! Uh??  I haven't given her any cash and neither has my wife, so what is this? When she came in we asked her and she told us that it was money for her China trip she hadn't giving in.....now I have to call her teacher and make sure her story checks out, in the meantime...she's grounded until the cows come home...

Take care folks!

What is your problem?!

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Uh?! Who's running this company?!

Well I don't know what is going on ou there but I'm scared now! I just got the contract for what appears to be my super computer, let's call it the "K minus" computer. So somewhere between yesterday and today faith played a role in my life and granted me, granted us -you guys will benefit from it-, a new top of the line system! I feel naked...oh wait...I am naked, waiting for the bath lady to come.....

The Lord gives right back...

Take care!

When the universe goes haywired

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Good something to you...


- "So what did you yesterday Chuck?"

Really? This is what you ask of me this morning? You couldn't go with "Did you kill some one?" or some other lame question?!

Sorry it's just that something happened to me yesterday that made me realized that I am loosing it and that perhaps I should be institutionalized. Yesterday i came to a point so low vis à vis my computer that I went to the DELL site to dream a little. I pick top of the line system with a Intel7 3.4Ghz, 8Gb RAM that I updated to 12Gb....a super freaking system that would leave you speechless....So what is the problem? well, accidentally I clicked on "purchase system" and since I'm a known DELL customer....IT WENT THROUGH! Dude, I'm getting a DELL!!!! Shit it will be 30 odd dollars a moth for 4 years, I know interest is a killer but I ain't got the cash right now so this is a blessing, with interest, in disguise....I think the system is an XPS, now to tell the wife...fuck it if she doesn't like it, there's the door, she and my oldest can look at it! They think that I deliberately purchased the system; maybe subconsciously!

The plot thickens!!!

Yesterday I'm following instructions as per DELL and the guy tells me that there's no record of me ever buying a system that day....WTF man!?! I got an email from you guys stating what I had ordered a computer that could knock your socks off, how much I was going to pay monthly and what I had to do next. Well after debating with deaf ears, I was told to call back today and speak with a Canadian sales rep...

Oh well....The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away....it sucks!


Take care people!

The future cat lady

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Hopping you're all having a wonderful day!


You know how yesterday was a glorious day, sun was shining and the birds were singing? Well today the song playing is more macabre, full of downs more than ups. My story started this morning when I told my better half to take a hike.....okay no no no! I told my wife to leave me in bed because my bath lady came early on Tuesday and she could dress me and put me on the chair...didn't happen, I just got  rising from the bed moments ago, plus the bath person got upset because I called her boss to see what was going on; her boss gave her shit and she wasn't happy when she came. Well you know what bath lady? Kiss my grits! See if I give a fuck about your SOB stories about you being alone,....

Then there is my computer, I re installed the system as it was when I got it a gazillion years ago and......it still super slow! I have made it a point not to install anything as not to slow it down, it still slow no matter what. I will use this sytem just to blog and nothing else....

So as you can see it has been one of days so far and.....oooh oooh...my new cell phone isn't charging so this is something that I will need to look at when my girls come home..

Take care!

Uneventful afternoon

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well it's been a quiet and stinky afternoon. I took a nap, I had my daughter open the windows because it stinks due to the product that the window people used and thanks to the weather, +18, it wasn't that bad.

My nurse called me to inform me she was going to come and change the gauze on Wednesday and I have to give her a little note the doctor wrote for her stating to step up the cares. Apparently they were not impressed when they changed the gauze today.

Got the oranges.....7 freaking cases of 20 pounds each!! What am I going to do with them?? I got 40 punds for the house and the rest is for grandmothers and sis-in-law...

BTW all my posts are being typed in since I redid the computer, don't want to put shit I don't need, plus I got to find the CD. No, I didn't lose the software, it has only been missplaced; plus I exercise my hands...

Take care!

Monday

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Good day kind folks, how are you today?


What a day! Got up early, got prepared, went to the urologist and came back minutes ago! A lot of crazy people at the hospital. I got into a bit of a scuffle with the receptionist at the urologist; I didn't let her push me around. She was about to give me shit because I took my medical record last visit, I stooped her on her tracks with my mighty finger and my "Listen to me..." attitude....nice, real nice. I was told to wait but I was called right away by a very apologetic nurse...it was over by 10:45! oh yeah...

Also this morning my wife had to deal with the changing of the windows, another job well done by the window crew....except it's kinda hot in here and it stinks!

On my system news, well I installed half a gig worth of hot fixes by Microsoft and it tooked all night to installed...System is faster but it's a pain to put everything back..BAH! who needs all that mumbo jumbo!? I will just use the system to blog....

Take care!

La vida loca

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GOOD DAY ALL!

Here I am all static about this Sunday! I re-imaged my system, I met a lady at the cell store and she gave me a phone...a new one since I had lost mine and Olivia went to the mobile salon and got her grooming, she looks good...life is working fine; so far!

Tomorrow I am off to the urologist and I have to configured the computer....whoa, always me...I'm sure that DWW were thinking about me when they did the song...


Take care folks!

iPad to thE rescue

Hello,

Well the computer kicked the bucket! Yeah I am re-imaging it as a last solution, but I don't expect much. So what's my next step? Dunno really. I am thinking on asking one to Santa but then again I want to send my girls on a trip next year but then again...

Right now I am posting thanks to the generosity of my girl who has lent me her iPad...don't like it folks...no I don't....


Anyhoot....take care!

Bagging bags

Heellooo!

How's your weekend?

Well I was up at around 5:30 this morning because Olivia wanted to go out and she came down to my room and started to bark, so I got the people moving...then I couldn't mustard some sleep so I started to play on myiTouch. It's okay, this morning I had to take my daughter to the supermarket so she could start her duties and get some mula for her trip to China. She came to grab a quick bite and now she went back with her mother so she can also help the cause of the travelling pants....

Tomorrow I will be going to get my new cell phone and I heard the day will be better...

Take care folks!

I think, therefore I suck

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Okay, same like last time....cable guy is late! and while I am waiting for him: My computer started to work properly, so do I re-image this mo-fo or do I keep on going?? Decision decisions....I'll keep it as is since it will be longer to re-image it.

Tomorrow is Saturday!!! Not much to do but sleep in and maybe go to the mall and get my new cell phoooone! The soon to be ex-daughters or wife lost my LG Cookie, so I got a chance to get the new iPhooone.....but I won't...too cheap to buy it for myself. I'll buy a pu-pu caca phone and that's that!

Oh yeah! Monday I'm going back to the urologist dude, I'll ask him about his trip to Africa and see if he answers...that's all I have for next week.

Take care folks, enjoy the weekend...and remember: if you drink, get plastered and don't drive!

Whoa always me

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AAAaaaargh!!! (primal scream)

You're probably thinking that I have forgotten my blog or that I kicked the bucket. No, I've been up and active since 5:30 in the morning, I had to get ready to attend a meeting at one of my daughter's school. The meeting was at 8AM but the bus was going to pick me up between 7:05 and  7:30....the school is 2 seconds from here!! So I did the meeting and................STUPID COMPUTER IS ACTING UP!!!! So several reboots later and a dozen Hail Maries, I can finally Keybord in my post and let you know that the fat guy still around!

Now on with my afternoon...

I got the cable company coming by because there is some channels that don't show anything on the screen and yet I paid for the signal. They tried to fix it remotly but were not able, so they are sending some one. After they come or r while they are here, I will try to re-image the cpu so wish me luck!


Take care folks!

The call

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As promised, the area code 333 call that I botched up.

Yesterday evening I got a call, it was area code 333. That's fine I don't know anybody from that region, I'll take it and run with it. I answered the phone and there was this guy who actually said "hi uncle Carlos" in Spanish. Nope, this must be somebody trying to sell me some long distance plan so I will speak English. I answered back with the usual "I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish.". The guy kept on asking me in Spanish if I didn't remember him, I kept on telling him that I only spoke English. Then he asked me about his aunt, no dice kiddo, no hablo Spanish. The guy got fed up and hanged up the phone. So I went on the Web and tried to see where area code 333 was from, lo and behold: Mexico!

Wow! Then I started to read on these calls people get from that area code where the guy starts by saluting them as "uncle" or "aunt" and eventually asks for money because they are in trouble. Well I'm a skeptical person and I don't believe anything that people tell me, for Pete's sake even when my daughters tell me they love me I ask myself if it's true or is it because I am Dad in the true sense of the word: Dollar automatic dispenser. So whenever I get a call or whenever somebody promise me something I usually don't believe it. So this kid had no chance, even worse, all my nephews and nieces live in Canada and are under 20... So good luck scraping some bucks kid!

I then realized that I had fucked up the call, I could have come up with so many stories it's not even funny! I could have said something like "how about I send you $10,000 dollars?". No, I never listen to what people want to tell me. I hope he calls back because I will promise the moon to him if he does...

So be careful out there if you get a call from area code 333, it might be my nephew trying to get some money.

Take care folks!

Life unexpected

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Good afternoon folks!

It's not me, it's several factors that have made my posting today at tad late... Let me begin


First of all my computer was on the fritz this morning, yet again, but that was resolved before my better half left to work. Now the second thing is that I have never used the phone so much in my lifetime! I had to call at least five places this morning: my occupational therapists, the building inspector, the companies who are doing the bids for the modifications of my place and my cable company. Out of all these people I called this morning the most important was my cable company; I don't have freaking MTV!!! What gives?! Oh yeah, my sister-in-law wanted to know how much I pay for cable because Bell is getting too pricey,I'm pretty sure she's jealous because we have all these Spanish-speaking channels now! But back to the MTV shit, it appears if I wanted to get this channel I had to order the mega-package which is $75 dollars more, I didn't care, even if I ordered this package I would still be paying less with videotron then with Bell. But you know what? Believe it or not, the customer service representative wouldn't let me, she said that my cable bill was too much. People I come from Bell, I was dishing out between 182 $200 dollars worth of TV crap and now I am paying half that, so I didn't care if I had the mega-package or not. But then we came to a solution, I took the à la carte service with five extra channels for six bucks and I would be paying about $112 dollars for the cable, three PVRs and my freaking MTV channel! I don't think my girls would be able to survive without their Jersey shore friends...

Now the last delay I had was because my bath guy. Apparently he went out with the girl and... drumroll... he held her hand while taking a stroll on the mountain. Isn't that romantic? It would have been if the girl would have corresponded his actions, but when they return home the girls sat on a different sofa then him. Moments later the daughter of the girl walked in so it was all downhill from there. My guy still static about the holding hand part, but after asking him many questions to me it seems that she's not interested in him... And this was my guy's romantic life after telling all of this he lets me know that yesterday they had a meeting at the CLSC and I was part of the subject of that meeting...??? WTF???... Yeah apparently there's been a lot of guys who also get the service of a bath and while being naked they propose to the woman or guy giving the bath for a one-time sexual encounter... Apparently Mr. Guzman is too much of a prude and he doesn't do this! Fuck me! Do they want me to start proposing left and right? No, they use me as an example on how people should be when getting a bath service... I'm so wholesome it's not even funny!

Take care folks!


PS I got a tell you about the call I got yesterday... I'm such a dork!

Another to go

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What a freaking afternoon!!


I just finished having my meeting with the first company and it wasn't really a meeting, it was I'm coming to get the papers for the bid event and this wasn't the bad thing about it, the guy came early and my sister-in-law came and helped me with my "business", so he had to wait outside for a while. Then I asked him if instead of modifying the bathroom down here he could make my door wider and he could position the buzzer closer to the ground so that I would be able to let people in. No can do! You have to talk with the inspector first. Well I already did, not to the inspector but to his answering machine...grrrr..... I hate the step of days. Oh, that's not all. You know how I have said in the past that I transfer myself to bed when I need to? Well picture this, I'm tangled between my bed and the chair -cause I got stuck-, my sister-in-law comes in to help me and the guy is waiting outside my patio door so that he can get the papers for the bid... not a very brilliant afternoon! I hope that next meeting goes better.


Take care people!

Running with my Wenesday

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Good day people, how are we today?

Well I'm using speech recognition today, my hands feel a bit tired and my wife fixed the headset last night so I wanted to use it to make sure it worked fine. It works fine, the only thing is that she fix the headset to the size of my daughter's head... Mind you she does have a big head too so just a bit of an adjustment to do really.

I finished my bath and my bath lady was in a better mood, she basically was grateful to the guy who stood her up, she said something about learning her lessons... I tuned out what you want?! I hate it when people are looking for something so bad they don't appreciate what they have at the moment. I mean this girl wants to get married, have kids, have a mortgage and get a divorce. Relax! Having kids is great, when they are getting old and/or are about to go to college. So today I wasn't really there for her...

Hey, my table where I eat, where the nurse put her medical stuff when she comes, where the bath people use to put the buckets of water has given up on me! The stupid table looks like the leaning Tower and it has to be replaced by the CLSC, it's their table not mine. I already left a couple of messages to my occupational therapist who will take care of this thing. I hope she calls me back because I like to talk to her regarding the meetings I have this afternoon with the people who are going to do the bids for the renovation of my place. I don't think I want an adapted bath because I rather have a second toilet just in case... who knows I got three girls in this place and if my daughter's dream comes true, Olivia will be using the bowl soon.

My cable thing! Well the guy came at 7:30 in the evening and started to water up my place. It took him about an hour and we had cable on three TV sets. Plus we have Spanish programming, my oldest got hooked on TV Azteca and some lame show about a guy having lied to some girl about her ex and blah blah blah... I told her she had her own TV set now with PVR so she could go and see it there or recorded it if she wanted to...


That's it for me folks, I'll see you soon!