Tales of a mad man...

Hello!


So, what ya doing….?

Last night we had a small get together to celebrate my nephew’s birthday and… I feel old! The kid just turned 20, 20!!! I remember when I was that old, fuck, it seems my generation was completely different than his! At that age, I was traveling to Mexico by car with my little brother. I was getting plaster singing at the karaoke bar and going to strip joints...These kids are all looking down at their phones and education wise, zilch; nada! They live in the present, don’t care about the past and the future will be what it is. I’m kinda in awe of how they are so carefree and live in the moment. My kid is next to hit the big 20 and come December, no more kids...only young adults as my youngest hits 18.

Fuck, I’m gonna die!

You laugh but that is a topic that my brothers and I talk about now. I remember when it was “Who’s gonna have kids first” Now it’s more like "I got arthritis and holding water”. For the record, they believe I will kick the bucket first because of my MS. But little do they know, that I haven’t used my body for eons and therefore, it’s practically new!!

Sooo, I think I will be last…


Any hoot, take care folks…..snow is coming down today….tomorrow, Tuesday and Wednesday....sucks to be me!

The Thais have taste....

Hello!


Good to be here, I hope you people are doing fine…

So what have I’ve been up to these days? Well, I’ve been lucky and the sidewalks and my passageway have been cleared enough for me to wander off to do essential stuff, like buy food and shit; still cold outside, so yeah. Also, I don’t know what I have been eating that I’ve been having some strange fucking dreams...strange!

On another note, my neighbour is silently competing against me for the title of San Francis of Assisi -the patron saint of the animals-. Bastard is now openly feeding the squirrels just like me, and like me, he is feeding the birds too. Damn people, that was my only job, now I got this little crazy dude to compete against. Mind you, I don’t care, the animals get to have more food and I don’t have to buy so much food anymore.


Any hoot, hope you have fun out there…


Peace out!

like that (Magen David...)

PS It is T-9 before the big 5 Ooooooo, I feel great especially since a 35-year Thai woman said that for a 50-year-old fart, I look good; well preserved were her words….great, I’m a fucking fruit decomposing slowly!....I can see myself dating a Thai chick...

Wake me up when the Internet works

Hello!


Good day folks and Oh what a night!

People, I lost electricity at 7:00 PM last night, I had one charge to get to bed and a pack of small bed movements to hunkered down for the night before my devices would be depleted; I was toasted. I thought electricity was going to come back as fast as it had gone

but no, it was a major electrical outage and electricity came back until 3 something AM. I saw myself making contingency plans for today, calling left and right to get appropriate help, selling my soul to the devil-yet again- so that I may wake up with that humming sound electricity makes….and well, here’s a post. So whether the big bad red guy or the boys at Hydro-Q made it happened, thanks; I get to live another day. Let’s face it, life without an Internet connection is not worth living; ask my kids, they abandoned me at the first signs of darkness to go to their mother. Little bitches are back because I got electric juice pumping through my place...else they wouldn’t be here….


Any hoot, Alive and kicking people, alive and kicking.


Have a good one.

This, that and other...

Hello!

Happy days folks…

Yeah! Kill that thing...

Well it happened! Healthy fucking lifestyle whether I want it or not. Broccoli folks, scratch that---it’s the white color one, cauliflower with margarine has now made it to my food chain! WTF, the only vegetables I ate were french fries, fried green beans, onions rings; the good stuff. Now I have to have 2 heaping scoops of that “natural” crap, yuck folks, yuck with a chocolate sundae cherry on top….I was using canola oil when frying the veggies before, what's wrong with that? It was healthy, no?…..major disappointment.

On another note, it appears the episode of distress I had this past week was due to a virus (no shit Sherlocks!) so antibiotics are on the way...hopefully, this will put my health problems behind for this year.Tomorrow will be another mild day here so I will probably go and have breakfast with my ex and her family, and our kids of course….This will be possible because the landlords bought a snowblower so they have completely clear a path to the sidewalk...yay! However, my celebration will be a short one since this coming week we expect 30+cm of snow….guys guys guys, getting tired of this shit…


Any hoot, have a good one...


PS I did see some recipes for frying that white color vegetable, yummy!

Fata Morgana

Hellooo!


Long time no see!

Well if you don’t know it by now, this is my slow time; it is summer here and I spend my days out there grabbing some sun.


Again, it was summer and I did different things including two bar hang-outs with MS buddies....Them people are "loco" in the Cabeza. Also, I went to the fireworks from La Ronde, Six Flags, and it was awesome; the country I went to see, England,  won the competition.


It seems that summer passes too fast…


The highlight of the season??....umm, let’s see….I can tell you what has happened to me these last days but not over the whole summer….


Just yesterday I almost got run over by a car, and the kick of it all was that he was a disabled person too!! Now wouldn’t that have been news fit to print!? Oh! Something else I noticed over the summer season was that I am a trendsetter!

Summer blues

Yup! I notice that the shopping center, the bank and other places I frequent have started to have more wheelies in their premises….It’s getting crowded! Furthermore, my last bastion of tranquility is being invaded by this kind of people!!! The scoop is that ever since my separation I don’t have anyone to cut my nails, soooo there is this nail salon where I go to have my nails cut. A friendly place where they know me as “Wheelchair fat guy”. Last time I was going to get my nail done and I couldn’t go in because there were already two disabled persons in the premises, and they were both guys!! Fuck!


So as you can see, I had a pretty mundane summer so far and I interrupted my blogging session just to enjoy the sun…..


Take care folks…..


PS….  I tell you later about my new hobbies I picked up and other tidbits, including pot pills...There is also a nice lady staying with my kids and me who is spoiling us with her cooking prowess....kinda like a ninja cook master! Taco Tuesday has lost its meaning to me, my house is now known as "Tacoland" where anything goes between a tortilla.....stay hungry my friends....

Fish Tacos to die for

Compliments of the chef........