The week in a nut shell...

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Good day all and what the hell people, what the hell…

Yesterday I went to get a fuckoscopy regarding my bladder and its constant blockage. Apparently everything is fine; I just have a large prostate but it is healthy the urologist said. It took me 3 hours of transportation to go to the hospital 20 minutes away. He wanted me to see on the screen what was going on but I told him that I was good, didn’t need to see the inside of my body…yuck…

That biatch….

This week also my oldest came home all huff and puff asking permission if her friend could come over because they had a crisis… apparently somebody had hacked their FB account and was posting stuff that they had said about this guy or other and how blah blah blah… I really didn't give a fuck about it, teenage drama crap who needs it. I just asked if I needed to get the cops or homeland security involved to which she answer no so I got out of the house so they could pow-wow in peace….

                                                      

A bridge to sell

And today that I didn’t want to do anything because of the crappy day we are having (seems that spring and summer bypassed us to let winter settle in again) the whole “You won something free…” world is calling! WTF!?! How many times can my number be selected as a winner of facial, trips, hotel accommodations in one week!? Thank God I don’t trust anyone (ask my nephew Miguel from Mexico) so I don’t get swindle out of my stash of cash….except by my bitter half…..

Take care amigos…..

A day down the drain...

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Happy Friday folks….

So it’s one of those days when you just want to do F all and sleep. I thought I was going to be doing that, I mean with the crappy rainy windy weather outside, I was aiming to put a science show on the tube and sleep. Well it didn't happen! I am doing tax shit for my soon to be ex-wife and I am getting shit from the accountant for not having so and so report. I told the guy that I invoiced and created pay checks, anything else my bitter half and her crazy Turkish partner secretively hid away; shit like expenses and liabilities. The guy was surprised that I was still doing pay shit for the now incorporated company. Don’t look at me, I've been begging that they get a pro on the financials of the new company but they don’t listen….Brrr… the more I go through this life and the more I believe that Mexicans should marry Mexicans…. They’re a peculiar bunch of people….

Any hoot….

I will see you later…

Cloudy with a chance of microwaves....

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How are you doing?

So yesterday I was relaxing in the morning when suddenly I heard a sonic boom; it was a sonic boom okay, just go with it. It was such a loud noise that my cat that was taking her daily nap was awoken and quickly went up the stairs. So I said to myself, WTF!?

I strolled up to the patio door to see what was going on. I thought that somebody was throwing something at my door, that wasn't so. When I got to the door lo and behold shatter pieces of tables, chairs, a Santa Claus for crying out loud, there was a whole bunch of stuff on the floor; all raining down from the heavens. Once again I said to myself: WTF!? I thought it was a lover's quarrel where the girl had caught the guy cheating on her, but there was no screaming. No, somebody was throwing out stuff from the balcony (3^rd floor) onto the main floor. I called my wife immediately asking her if she knew something about the third floor tenants, she immediately replied that she wasn't aware of anything but that she was coming right over (Mexicans, there are a bunch of curious bastards). Suddenly, my bath guy came over and asked me what was going on. I told him that I didn't know, that they were just throwing stuff from the third floor down to the ground floor but it seem it had stopped. My guy told me that that it wasn't the case, that they were about to throw a sofa off from the balcony. What gives? These people are dumb or something?

Well the sofa never came down as I believe either the owner or the building administrator got there on time to stop them. At this moment I have no clue what happened but have been told that the apartment is completely vacant.

What the hell people, what the hell…

Pillaging my mind

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How are you doing?

So, my first post of April. I don't know what I'm going to talk about; actually I am not writing but rather dictating. I had an idea, but as soon as I turn this thing on it went away. I really have to go to the eye doctor; I'm losing my eyesight so bad it's not even funny.

Center folks, that's me!

I was getting a lot of hits on my blog from India, but it suddenly stopped. I wonder why? I am dictating cause I am getting tired of the keyboard thing. I know I know, use your fingers or you’ll lose them. Isn't there a better way to use my fingers? You know, like fumbling something. I was good at that! A football, for crying out loud! I use to love playing football and they used to call me sticky hands. Actually that's not true, I was a nose tackle (nose guard) and my nickname used to be the beast. Them were the days folks, them were the days.

It seems that this year they will be no summer camp for the disable people. Bummer! I was hoping to go again and have some fun. Looks like I'm going to have to raise the cash for a couple of days myself. I guess that now that I found Kijiji I won't have that much trouble. I think I'm going to go thrift shopping this weekend, Buy low sell high! 

Any hoot, I had an idea but now it's gone; nevertheless, I manage to dictate a couple of lines so that you guys can read on this holy Friday (for the Catholics, everyone else goes to hell)

Namaste folks…