Please let me be human...

Hello!


Happy early New Year to you all!


A special one for me as I will shortly find out if I am from this planet or not.

“What you talking bout Willis?!!”

Well, I finally did my DNA testing to find out so many unanswered questions… Am I Black, Latino, German, Spanish, Human… I just sent my DNA to the team that will be looking into these questions and I will get the results in about 8 weeks time. Dam folks!! What if the Brazilian babe that is currently in my line of fire happens to be my cousin's granddaughter?? That’s just gross! But rest assured, once I find the results I will share them with you; unless the black choppers come and get me because I’m an alien…


Any Hoot….

Happy New Year and live long and prosper….nano nano!


PS DNA testing is so gross!

Nothing beats the smell of Napalm on a BBQ….

Hello!


Buon Natale….


So, Xmas is done! We did a couple of restaurants my kids, my ex, her friend and me. All in all I can safely say that Mojito is my new favorite drink and that Brazilians have the best-looking women in the Universe…..We went to a restaurant and it was awesome!!

The place is called “Le Milsa” and if you gonna go here, bring your appetite. Meat after meat, after more meat; followed by more meat! And in the middle of this orgy, out of the blue, a couple of Samba dancers putting on a  show to wake up your visual senses. You end up the feast by having a cup of coffee with a roasted pineapple and vanilla ice cream….you go home thanking God you’re still alive and promise never to go back to this godforsaken place again but knowing full well that you will return again and again to torment your tongue and stimulate your visual senses…


I hate myself.....

Peace and love folks...

Dancing my life away

Hello fellow humans!


A happy festivus to all!


It is my annual post celebrating our pasta god (I’m a Pastafarian this year) Rigatoni.

Not much happening as a celebration, the girls just came back from a 2-month vacation and everyone and their mother is broke so no; Santa will pass go but distribute no cheers this year.  But we will go and eat Brazilian food and see skimpy dressed amazons people put on a show...I will gladly take pictures and dance Samba with the ladies…

I wish everyone a peaceful night where they will break bread together and in peace. Remember that we are as fragile as we are stupid...For one night, stop fighting, take a break, get some food, something to drink and celebrate the fact that you are alive and that in about a week’s time the blue dot in space in which you reside will have completed yet again, another stroll around the Sun….

We are all extremely lucky to be alive…


Happy whatever folks...

Feeling like the world is ending

Hello!


So let’s cut to the chase…


I will be going out today. Seeing that my kids are back I need to do some grocery shopping for the house; I was happy eating eggs and beans while they were away. Now they are demanding food: vegetables, meat, bread, toilette paper...geez, what is the world coming too…The weather out there seems to mild today and snow seem to have melted so I will try to venture out there with my oldest and get some essentials…

Shit the year is gone and my birthday is right there...I’m about to be 49!!! Forty fucking nine! What do I have to show for? Absolutely nothing! I have worked for 18 years and have lived the life of a millionaire without the money for the past 10 years! Time flies when you’re doing fuck all...But I will take one step at a time. Today I will do fuck all and tomorrow I will tackle more fuck all…


It’s good to be the king...

It's good to be the Queen

Hello!


Good afternoon.bon, Commençons par le commencement…

So my girls are back, they were in Mexico for like almost 2 months! They are happy, yesterday we went to bed until 2AM; they were telling me the horror stories they went through...oh, the horrors, +28c weather while their dad was here living it up on -30c paradise...bitches! But I am happy that they are back, I was getting lonely without them. I had even given a name to the sock I talked too, JP.

In a nutshell, they had fun and my youngest sweet sixteen party was a success….Her mom really outdid herself with it. It’s the party people are going to be talking about it for a while. They had a chocolate fountain, photo booth, dancers, wine...I mean, my kid’s aunt had to pay an extra hour so they could keep the party going an extra hour...It must have been wild…


Any hoot...faites des beaux rêves…


Bubye folks...

Etsi mut nainen...

Hello!


May the force be with you…

Yeah, I want to go see that movie but it is, like always, a pain in the ass going out there during winter….Brrr…


How do I know? Well, I went out there to have some basic food for my kids to eat when they come home, and I got stuck!! Fck me! I remember that with my old wheelchair I was able to go and come as I pleased. Now with this new and improved one, I can’t! Plus, my butt is full of lesions because it does not tilt far enough so it can rest(butt)….And to add insult to injury, they are not going to change it until the model is discontinued or hell freezes over! I hope I can do Sunday's Xmas restaurant outing at the Brazilian restaurant….it’s going to be awesome!

I swear, she seemed like this...

I guess it wasn't all bad...I met this lady who serves me breakfast at McD's all the time and we talk a bit....I like where my life is headed......





Any hoot, back to the rock I crawled under….


Bye, folks!

Just before lunch...

Hello from downtown Brossard!



And….I am Spotifying my ass away! Why? Because it is a mess out there, freezing rain, snow, hail, Fire and brimstone….yessiree bob! It is a day that calls for diddly squat to be done, so I got tired of playing the same old playlist and went to Spotify to check it out. I am not plugging them or anything like that but boy do they make my life interesting….Aliens could be invading the Earth and I wouldn’t care.

Yes, Power Puff tambourine!

My night guy and I did our jamming session yesterday, I sang and played the djembe drum; it was a good first session...needless to say my guy was impressed by someone who has not played or sang in 30 years...so he called for another session just to make sure it wasn’t sheer luck….bring it homie!

Also, tomorrow is the return of my girls from their exodus...it’s been almost 2 months since I have screamed at them...My dog and cats will be happy!


Any hoot….back to listening to music and the new bands I didn’t know existed. The band “The xx” is really good….




Ta ta!⟳

Freezing my shorts off!

Hello and fuck me!

It is minus a billion degrees out there!!

I haven’t gone out “they” don’t allow me to step out there but apparently it is one freaking cold day out there. I believe them because even my cat that likes to wander off is staying home today.

So what am I doing?

“You’ll have fun” they said….

Listening to music, blogging. About to have lunch… anything to pass this day. There is someone actually moving into the building today. I think that winter moving is one of the worst things a human can go through; trust me I’ve been there.

Any hoot, wishing you a glorious day….

Djembe the night away

Hello!




How’s everybody??




We here have been under snow since yesterday and well, I have been cooped up in my flat….bummer….But my week will take a turn for the different tomorrow….how so, you ask:

Well, tomorrow I am going to be jamming with my night guy/dog walker/electrician/doctor/musician….And I haven’t done music in eons! This came about because I’ve been alone for the last couple of weeks and the guy’s band refuses to play a couple of songs acoustically….and well, “I can Djembe, I drummer”....so after offering my humble credential, he lend me this Djembe to practice these songs that we will be doing tomorrow. I’ll be honest here, I have procrastinated AF on this so tomorrow when we played them I am going to wing them like I use to before; so, Que sera sera my friends...I will take picture of the events….




That’s a wrap folks have a good one...

Titleless post

Bonjour….


How’s my crew this fine day?


Here was the last day before dipping into hell the next few days. Apparently, it’s going to be cold with some snowflakes; we’ll see how it plays out.

Bacchus got nothing on me...

This week I am flying solo! Girls and their mom are nowhere near my place. So I am living the life….of a single wheelchair, fat, old guy…..And I’m loving every second of it. I don’t want to toot my horn but even my night guy says that I should be called magnet because all the women gravitate around me. He’s observation not mine… I’m just Chuck. The Same old geeky guy before I got married and after I got separated….Now that my girls are growing up, I smell the flowers left and right...I got time! Maybe sometimes too much since I am falling asleep everywhere; park, the front of my flat, the front of the building, the bus, my bed… you name it and I have probably dozed off there. Boredom is boring….


Any hoot just wanted to say hi! Wish you all the best...Ah! Almost forgot. On Christmas eve I will be traveling to a Brazilian food joint where they will be serving me a sword, literally, of meats!!! Nonfucking stop! While there is a show of BB (Brazilian babes) dancing in exotic customs!! I am going to have fun…


Later folks

Remember December

Good day pilgrims….How are you this Tuesday/Wednesday?

Me? I am thrilled to be alive and kicking...Had a few centimeters of snow, nothing major; I can still go out and stroll around, so I’m happy. The only different thing in my life now is that the person that puts me in bed every night and I like to have coffee before he lays me down for the night. So he always comes here with McDs coffee and I provide the pastry and we chat….Last time he read my hand palm! I’m gonna die poor but I will find the love of my life (No thanks, I gave at the office). Apparently, he knows how to read the tarot too; can’t wait to have a session so I can see how my enemies will die; mouaaaaaaa…..


Other than that, my beard is coming along; starting to look like Santa. Also, I have to fill in insurance papers; they want to make sure I’m still sick.



Any hoot, have a good week people...see you in another post!

Scheiße

Guten Tag mein Volk!


Lovely Saturday/Sunday to you all…

These last days have been….YUCKY! Rainy, cloudy, coldish, crappish...It has been the type of day where you just want to stay in bed...Deplorable indeed! I have been in and out of the shag but it has been wet strolls around the hood. And today was my McDo’s breakfast! It was good folks, real good!  I also did a bit of shopping for food items for the house. Obviously, when my "ex" came by to drop the dog and make herself breakfast, I had my second breakfast! It too was good! So right now I am full and will probably only eat until tonight...I think I will put music on, incline my chair and take a nap...It’s a crappy day out there and it doesn’t deserve my attention…


Dasvidaniya tovarish!

My wheelchair? It beats a M1A2 tank hands down!

Hello!


Greetings from Brossard…


Not much happening here, same old same old; life is treating me well…..ish…

So off I went to my favorite supermarket yesterday and lo and behold, Christmas shit happening hardcore! Salvation Army guy, boxes of nonperishable food for the needy and Christmas music everywhere...I don’t mind the campaigns and stuff but I hate Christmas music; I always rooted for the Grinch & Scrooge.  Humbug!! Aaaand I think this is what woke up Karma and made her take noticed of my attitude. As I am about to leave the supermarket, going through isle “1” because my usual was jam packed, I got a little too close to one side and WAMO! I destroyed the freaking counter….I felt bad...The manager came over and was all reassuring that it was fine and everything but I felt like crap! This wheelchair is dangerous folks! I am pretty sure I could take on a car and do major damage to that vehicle…


Today I went back to purchase some things and to assess the situation; at this point, it either has been replaced, repaired or resurrected because it is good as new… Also, I wanted to see if anyone would be looking at me funny and commenting inside their head “There goes that bad ass old man, I’ll make sure to be nice to him”



Any hoot, that was my first time at trashing something with this chair….let’s see what I destroyed next.



Bubye folks!

Hello darkness my old friend....

Hello!!


Hope all is well with you guys….


Here’s the thing, I’m getting fucking old!


(No shit Sherlock!)


I have noticed this in the things I find pleasure on….It’s freaking scary! Years ago I considered bird watching and people who use to do this “Losers!” Guess what? I’m doing this too now! And it is not that I'm going into the wild to do this, no. The freaking birds are coming to my patio outside my door! So far I have the normal pigeons but lately I’ve been attracting blue jays! And they are all getting comfortable with the fat guy on the wheelchair!  I get rather close to them and stand guard while they eat as so  cats don’t disturb them.


What happened to me? Is this normal? Am I going to die? Geez, it all went by so quickly I miss a couple of steps there….


Any hoot, here a picture of a bird right outside my door...I call him Jimmy….looks like a Jimmy…

Jimmy

Take care folks...

Wandering warriors..

Hello!




Good day folks, happy 30th of October….it will never come back...ever…




Why am I in such a “positive” mood? I’m not depressed, it’s just that yesterday some high school buddies and I went to “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” show. Basically, it’s actors wannabe acting up the movie for you while it is playing in the background and some kid changes the script of the movie as it’s being played. It’s been going on for ages, I went with a person that once played a role in such event...obviously, now she is practically a grandmother...sorry Magenta….This is what I did yesterday….but it triggered my existence…

We've aged gracefully

Life doesn’t stop for anyone! I remember once being young as the people yesterday and going to the show and interacting with the movie...Throwing toasts (real ones) in the air when Rocky proposed a toast or throwing toilet paper in the crowd when it needed to be done so. Yesterday, I tried to throw a toast in the air but was not able too, I basically hit this young man or woman 3 rows in front of me with a wicked direct curved ball...The same happened when throwing the TP! And just then looking at my friends and thinking: “Wow! What time has done to us!? Seems just like yesterday we were in the sun not thinking of today!”...and soon, these kids will be going through the same! But just then this young girl gave me a quick blink and made a gesture complimenting me on the color of my beard….I wanted to tell her that I hadn’t colored it for the occasion, that it was real and I had the scars to prove it; that time had done its coloring with it, with me.

Folks, I’m 48! And in two years I will be 50!!! Time flies when you don’t give a fuck….I know I’m not alone, I have old high school buddies that are going the same way, we are just a bunch of old souls looking for places we knew before….



Take care folks!

Old faces, same places...

Hello!



Happy last week of October…




So I went to Montreal today. I went to see my oldest brother at his office and grab some food with him. It was nice to see downtown again at a leisurely pace...I think I will make this a thing now; grab a bite with him and have locker room conversations with him After all, he is getting pretty old the guy and having gone through the tragedy of losing two members of my TV show, TWD, you never know when you’re going  to kick the bucket….


I had a good time today telling him all that is happening with my life and what seems to be the probable turn it will take next year….You cannot know about it yet folks...soon. He also gave me a couple of old photos from my grandmother and her brother and sister….And as a bonus, I got a rare photo of my grandfather….He was good looking compared to my brothers and cousins..not me, I am good looking people, I am probably adopted….

Gramps...

Any hoot, have good day folks…

My fall 2016

Hello!


Happy last week of October folks! Make it count….


The last couple of weeks I’ve been strolling in the park near my house taking pictures of the foliage and its changing color… Happy to live in a country where there are 4 seasons and you can appreciate the beauty of mother nature; sometimes all the seasons are on the same day… It is funny, now that time has passed, kids are getting old and are fairly independent, I have time to wonder about and snap photos of life…. I have to upgrade my phone and get gadgets to help me snap a proper photo because with this illness it’s almost impossible to keep the lens focus on the subject I want to take a picture of.

Fall 2016

Tomorrow I will go to have lunch with my brother at his work; downtown Montreal. I will bring my tablet since it has a better camera and I can upload the photos on the fly. Hopefully, he will snap some good ones… I don’t know if to take my selfie stick…I like to snap a good photo of my brother and me.

One old SOB!

Any hoot, have a good end of Sunday and an amazing week ahead….


Toodaloo...

Cha Cha Chaing through life...

Hello!


How are we all doing??


Great great…


Well here we’re going into the fall season big time! Leafs are and have fallen, the temperatures have dipped dramatically and there’s a whole bunch of disabled people running amok the streets of my hoodd!


What gives?! I don’t appreciate this at all


This is my house! And you know what them Packer boys say about that:

(Sadly they lose to Dallas...sooooo…) But what I am saying is that ever since I moved to the hood I’ve been seeing a lot more of them! Where is Trump when you need him?! Maybe I need to empty my bladder all around around here so they know this is my territory….And the sad part is that they have better toys than me. Some even come in their adapted cars; either driven by them or somebody else….


There should be a law limiting the numbers of wheelchairs in a neighbourhood...


Take care folks...

Letter to the editor

Hi!


This my letter of resignation I quit, no more running around on a stupid wheelchair as if they were my legs. At this present moment, I despise all of my ancestors and invite my descendant, if any, to do the same. I have come to this conclusion after having much confusion on my failures and delusions. After having seen the dark side of a life that I’ve lain to, I will silently disappear.

I didn’t want to be a part of this debacle. I was thrown into the ring by faith knowing full well that I was an ill-prepared soul that couldn’t take on this tumultuous world. I didn’t want to be born to fail at my attempts to be happy! No, no one wants too. Worst, I have brought life into this world that will too have a strenuous time trying to  make it to the end. I am almost finished with my sentence here but she has a long way to go through; I don’t think I can bare watching…

Thus the reason I’m calling it quits. I will silently slip out as I came in, no one watching, no one did. I wish you all a night to remember when I go through my sweet surrender…

To my love, I say goodbye, sorry our love didn’t develop into what we wanted to. I know I leave you with broken dreams, put them together to make the most of it. One day you will thank me for having blocked you from my complicated life.

To my kids a sweet reminder that their dad always confronted life events with a happy face. Never giving in or cursing the hatred it had for me. What I have done today is just the next logical step to my life events. I’ve lost health, I lost love, I am loosing life.

To anybody else, love yourself, love someone, keep in the back of your head that what it’s happening to me now will in time happen to you too.


Be happy….

I wasn’t

And then it got interesting...

Hello…

Hope you’re ready for next stage of the game, Fall..in North America…


So how has life treated you? Me?! Well, read this post to get an update on how my roller coaster existence is going…

I am doing great, got a new person that puts me to bed, he’s great, he has helped me a lot around the house too. He installed some light fixtures I wanted, just yesterday he set up a new faucet that I’ve been dying to get and he sold my 50-year-old guitar that a music store couldn’t sell. Basically, I think he’s the son of Satan trying to convert me...There’s no other explanation for his wholesome goodness…..Also drrrrrrrrrrr(Drum roll)rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Not much happening in my life really, the guy, Fall, girlfriend, Shopping...Really, boring life, The GF? I speak with her over the Internet but it doesn’t help that she’s halfway across the globe! When it’s daytime here she is sleeping and when I’m about to sleep,  she’s working! I know complicated but we got a plan...I ain’t saying anything cause the Universe might hear them…

Other than that, not much really.I mean, next week I’m going out for some pie with a high school friend...that’s about it, I know I know, the Universe was created out of "not much" and I should keep my guard up. When the next roller coaster ride starts, you'll be the first one to know…


Take care folks...

Hello world, it's me again!!

Hello!


Happy whatever folks…

It’s like a gazillion out there and people are avoiding the outdoors; except my kids and their aunt. Apparently, they are going zip lining in the city while I vegetate inside because just showing my nose out there would make me melt. It’s going to be like this for the next couple of days…


So what else I’m doing?? Well, I had a pow wow with the mother of my kids on perhaps going to Mexico for December and that kinda started my brain working...I got someone looking into renting an adapted car while I’m there, as well as a lift. That would be awesome if I’m able to do it, the doors of me travelling would open and I know where I would go next: Pilipinas dito dumating ako! We’ll see, I hear it’s a long flight and it’s pretty humid. Also, I don’t want their new president to shoot me by mistake...my last name is Guzman and he might just mistake me for him…

Any hoot, this is what is going on in my life….wishing you all a wonderful hump day…


Paalam folks!

Sound of darkness ...

Hello!


Happy to see you all….

August!! WTF happen to Summer!? I mean the stores are putting up Halloween stuff and winter apparel...Not so long ago I was noticing the first buds of Spring come alive!! Now I feel like I’m about to be trap again for 4 months in my place until next year; and this year I was not selected to go to Summer camp so it is going to be a long long Winter...but then again who knows, I always advance my life several steps ahead of everyone…


Tomorrow, I am going downtown Montreal to grab the sites and have some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream; I will have fish food, my favorite flavor of that place….Maybe I’ll drop by the offices of my brother and say “Hi”...Last time I was in that area I had gone and met some ex-work colleagues of mine 2 or 3 years ago; I wonder if it has changed a lot….


These are my last days of freedom from my girls since they are back on Friday and will soon start school...I tell you, time flies when you’re having fun and I’m barrel rolling on the floor of laughter….


Have a great day people, enjoy the last days of Summer;Winter’s coming!

I deserve a break today...

Yeah, so hello….


Can you feel the mellow aura around me?? Them bitches be gone!


Obviously I am talking about my kids and their mom, meaning I have the whole place to myself! So this morning I did what I had told my girls I was going to do, and they hated me for it, I went to have a McD’s breakfast...Yeah! I ate it there and I had my coffee, juice, cherry pie; I even talked to other people…

and you know what??...I’m the odd old man who I used to criticize as a weirdo when I was young!

I felt like centuries old with lame stories to whoever wanted to hear me…. Plus the manager told me to go and sit down at a place he had put up just for me and that he was going to bring my food… I felt like I had become part of the furniture! The guy came back afterwards to bid me farewell…

Breakfast of Champions

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II feel  like a weirdo now...

Lazy Saturday...

Hello!


Good to see you all…


It’s one of those writing days, the weather outside is rainy, hot and humid. The girls are out with their mother to buy clothes to take to Las Vegas this coming week. They will be off for 5 days. Come October they will take off for Mexico to a sweet sixteen party that my ex is throwing for one of our kids...I will be solo for a couple of months; I think I will book a couple of days off at the summer camp I usually attend.

Any hoot, listening to music right now….

Enjoy your Saturday/Sunday

You should have been there...

Hello!


Good day all…


So, still a bit in a high after having a reunion 30 years in the making with my friends from high school. It was nice but there wasn’t much of an exchange of stories of “what have you done in the last 30 years?” I mean, I have a shit load of stories of my love life, my brief stand-up comic career, my trips to Mexico by car...Heck, going to strip joints over there half drunk and miraculously being saved by a taxi driver from a gang of upset door bouncers who spoke French…

I am happy to have seen the girls, but between you, me and the millions of Internet users, including my friends, I will probably see them until next year; only to be one year closer to death...Plagiarism, it’s a thing, people…

At this point I am happy we met, would like to see them more often but I’ll settle for the yearly visits and knowing that they are in “good” health and that they are doing fine….

Yet another story they won't hear about...

Again, I love you guys and wish you the best… call me!


So long people...

Classy Ladies

Hello!


Good day  to all….


So it was a memorable Wednesday yesterday, 30 years in the making! I had a reunion with a couple of high school friends…


It was a memorable day…


First of all, it was in the hood where I grew up until I got married and moved away. Second, it was held at a place that is renowned for its pies; Rockaberry. It was so good that my kids made a list of the pies they wanted to eat and I brought home a cheesecake caramel pie; KMN!! All of this culminated by the reunion with some of my school buddies, it was an awesome meeting. Them girls still got it… I mean...wow...

No, it's not them but I'm sure they looked like that some time ago; in their dreams. No, these girls were my friends in high school and they made those days memorable. I really love them with all my heart...

Yeah I know, I kept my looks compare to them...

Patati patata

Hello!

Happy father's day to all fathers who celebrate this day…

So my day has been a quiet one, I had my breakfast with one kid and her mom… the other one didn’t even say “Happy Father’s day” until she was reminded; by me. T’s okay, she’s 18, so if I get tired of her attitude I can always show her the door….I don’t think she’ll go through it, but I can show her the door….I also went through my old post from my blog and in 2010 I used to be into French poetry...I had written a poem in French!! I have writing all this time and my book is nowhere near completion… my oh my, I’m freaking old!!

Today I went briefly to the park, it is a very hot day today; so my stroll made me weak…. Right now I’m about to start my shutdown mode but I wanted to come and drop a note. So happy father’s day…

Take care

A dud, it was nothing but a dud...

Hello!

Well, what the fuck!!

I was devastated this morning when I thought that something that might happen didn’t come through. It seems that my life has been a lie all this time; I have put my trust on the wrong people all this time….

-”What is the problem now?”

What is wrong?! I tell you what is wrong voice….

This morning my oldest came down and after a brief exchange of salutations, I asked her if she could give me my pills that I usually take in the morning. Blood pressure pills, sugar pills and 2 Tylenol….I have had a really bad back pain lately… So she gave me my pills and walks back to the kitchen. Suddenly I hear an “uh oh!”. I immediately asked her what was wrong. She tells me that she believes she gave me an additional pill that my youngest takes; an ADHD pill. I tell her not to worry that I didn’t think it would kill me. 

This is the part where I feel cheated….

All the time while waiting for the pill to take effect, I was thinking quietly that maybe it would have some sort of magical reaction on me… like giving me super powers or something. NO, damn thing didn’t have an effect on me whatsoever; I was the same old same old!!! It was a downer folks, here I thought I was about to be some sort of superhero but I wasn’t...

Damn pharmaceutical companies! Can’t trust them...

Take care folks…

PS...Obviously, I also thought the pill was going to accidently cure MS; it didn’t! And by the way, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

Cranky weather post

Hello!

hope you are all doing fine.

So, A bit of crappy weather today, I will dictate a bit so that I may post my blog…. Google is not a Nuance dictation machine so I have changed to keyboard…. That and the fact that I better use my fingers or I will have problems using them…

So the end of the school year is coming, vacations are coming, fall is here...winter is here...2017 is here. I’m a pessimist, I know but I have seen the end of the Universe already so me dying is no biggy. ...Some of you are going “what about the afterlife?” Yes well, if there is one I hope you guys have fun; I will be burnt into nothingness and await my Quantum god….

...It’s one of those days folks….one of those days….

Take care y’all..nothing but love to you all...

A legal aged drinking fiasco...

Hello!

Okay, let’s chat for a sec here…

I know it’s been long but I swear this post is worth the wait….

So yeah, last post I mentioned an outing to the Casino; it was a “PG” post. I barely touched the fact that I went to bed at 4:30AM; there was a reason… My oldest!!!

My oldest is a full title adult, 18 years. Here in Canada if you go to adult jail if you kill someone at 18, you can drink till you drop also; and drink she did! After having a nice night with her mom, her mom’s friend, her aunt and uncle, I called it quits and said my adieux to them. Her mom, as agreed, was going to come and put me in bed; that was the plan…. I was home by 12:00AM, I expected my kid and her mom to be home by 12:40AM; they weren’t. I call my kid’s mom by 2:00 AM when I was told that my kid was drinking heavily and dancing her dance off; my kid dancing?! I guess the world is coming to an end….. I got tired of waiting and guess I fell asleep in the wheelchair and was awoken at 4:30 AM by the arrival of my kid’s mom. After briefly having me told the story of her night I was sad I missed it… There was a Chinese mafioso, puking in the car by my kid’s grandmother and shouts from my kid claiming she was being kidnapped….And my kid's mom swearing she was never going out with Mimon again….oy vey…

That is my follow up story to that night, I can write about it now cause my kid and her mom are back to normal...soooo…

Take care folks

Time flies

Hello!

How are you all?

So I went to McDs yesterday and was pleasantly surprised that they have added electric doors.  Meaning I was able to go into the restaurant and order a frosty treat.  The manager was actually rather nice to me and told me to let him know if I needed anything extra. Also, I went to Montreal’s casino on Saturday night.  I hadn’t been there in awhile and let’s just say it was an interesting evening…I went to bed at 4:30AM....

This Saturday my brothers and I will be having breakfast to celebrate the birthday of our mother who passed away about a month ago.

Hope you’re having a wonderful day….

They care folks

Half a task completed

Hello!

Good day to you all, hope it’s a wonderful one…

So, why am I writing today?? Well, my oldest is officially an adult!! I am making plans about what to do with another empty room people!  I have one more to go and then I will fly solo again! OMG! It will be 21 years since I took on the role of dad and ran with it…. Now I’ll be downgrading, slowly but surely, to a small apartment in Italy where I will be having breakfast in a terrasse  overlooking the ocean…Can’t wait for that to happen…. Only 2 more years!!

But enough about my dreams…

So my most serious kid is all grown up, I am happy for her and wish her nothing but the best. This is my right-hand man when it comes to life; very serious, very centered girl. Her mom and I did a good job on kid number 1; let us wait on kid number 2: The Artist….

See you soon folks…And a big handshake to my kid....kidding, love you baby, I am and have always been proud of you; love you Mimon and Happy Birthday

PS This weekend we will drink and go to the casino…maybe I’ll get lucky…

Bulldozing my life

Hello…

Happy to meet, sorry to part, happy to meet again...

So how have you been doing?

I have been trapped to my building surroundings since they are, and by “they” I mean the city, revamping my sidewalk; so the street is off limits. I don’t mind, we’ve been having crappy weather; today it was freaking snowing!! I say they have about a week of work, they have been working quite fast and efficiently; I cannot complain.

Other than that, not much; my life is stoic as a rock. I am happy that for next week they are announcing high-temperature weather, Magali will probably be dealing with the installation of the A/Cs here; meaning close windows again. Also, I will be waiting for news on the summer camp thing at the end of this month; hopefully, I get selected, otherwise, I will have to raise the dough to go there….

Fingers crossed!

On the road of life...

Hello!

Happy to see you all…

It has been a while and I do not apologize since all the time I could have been writing my blog, I spend it outside driving around like crazy on my wheelchair; we have had fantastic weather and well, I took advantage. The other reason that has just happened is that my mom passed away and I have been keeping low…and there will be more silent time as my temp license on MS-Word expires today and I will not have access to this program…

Any hoot, just passing by to give you a little update…

Working 9 to 5

Hello good folks…

Hope you are all having an awesome day.

So yesterday I attended a photo session where the main model was….ME! Yeah, I basically “modeled” my face to the instructions dictated by my bath/artist guy and let me tell you, models have it rough.  I mean the guy was all: “smile with your eyes, shake your head side to side, don’t look at me but look at me.”. It was energy consuming but the guy was happy with the results and said that I had done a fine job for a first time model. Well, I was happy and the copies he left me were pretty sweet… I guess I’ll make a portfolio and start working it…

Bye bye people! Enjoy your day!

The Universe is talking...Shhh!

Hello!

READY for the shot!

I’ve planning this photo shoot with my bath/artist guy that has kinda pushed me this way with his enthusiastic words….so Fuck it! I only live once…Today I completed the ensemble he will be shooting me with; it is going to be awesome, can’t wait…. I will post pictures.

Other than that I told you about my unexpected lunch date with that kind women and earlier this week I got other kind words from my nurse. Yeah, my nurse! There was this new bath person that came while the nurse was getting ready to leave and the nurse turn to her and said to her “careful with him, he is silk” Again, I took it as if I was a very kind person, but it could also mean: He’s a softy, wuss… so I took it positively…. And today at the store it was another day of people being extremely nice… and I don’t’ mean the sales ladies, I mean all the women who were going out of their way to talk to the cripple guy and smile with me....things are happening I can see them going on and I cannot stop them.

This wheelchair has powers beyond my comprehension.

Selling flowers

Hello!

I have gotten myself in a pickle again…

Last big MS group meeting I came back on a “power high” that I was going to help the cause and eventually become president. Well, that was like 2 weeks ago and I had come down to my original self of an asshole again; but I had forgotten that there was an email I had sent the society informing them that I had time on my hands and that they could count on me for any financial drive they might be having…Guess what? They took me seriously and asked me to go and sell carnations in May… It’s to raise funds for the association. I will be sitting at a table smiling and asking people as they pass by if they want to buy a carnation, a pen, a bracelet, a hot date with me…

I will become president one day and I will rule with an iron fist…

So mote it be…

Panic at the mall

Hello!

Good day y’all!

You are not going to believe me but frigid temperatures hit the region again! We got -7c and today when I went to buy food at the local shopping store, I bundled up like if it was winter! Big jacket, gloves, hat, I went winterized; apparently all week will be like this. At the end of my shopping we passed and got us some Subway…end of a perfect weekend where I got a new mike, a new tie and I got hit on by some one at the mall yesterday... YEAH!

Yesterday while returning my bowtie because it wasn’t long enough, it was size 18 and I needed size 22, I got a flirt at the food court! I bought a fajita dish and needed to transport it to a table, the young lady cashier offered to bring the plate over to a table when suddenly another young lady grabbed the plate and said that she would bring it over to a table. I said thanks and I thought that was it, but it wasn’t! The girl sat me down at her table and then began to chat me up. She asked me if I was “married or happy” I told her happy and it was like I had just switched on “Turbo” mode. We talked about different things I told her my age and everything negative about me, but even then she left with the line: “You are intoxicating” I think that’s good, right?! I mean, I did not fart or smell bad, so I took it as her good deed of the day because she was young and she was very pretty…

Maybe she has daddy issues I dunno, all in all it was a good weekend…

Take care folks.

On a Saturday like today...

How are you doing? 

Well, I went shopping today and I bought a whole bunch of stuff…  Actually, I’ve just exchanged my bowtie for a tie, bought a USB port multiplier(?!) and as a bonus I bought myself a microphone!  Why?  Well, I want to start live meetings on FB and perhaps start re-doing podcast… Remember when I did a couple of web videos? I use a headset and stuff? Well now I got this stand alone mike and it seems to be working pretty damn good; maybe I’ll buy Dragon Naturally Speaking 13 but it is not compatible with Windows 10 that's what I read. We’ll see….And I can only hope that seeing that I worked at that place for about 10 years until they pushed me into this wheelchair with all their dangerous crap no one else could do, maybe a copy of such application might drop out of a truck and find its way here...*hint* Nuance people *hint*...

On a sadder note, it appears that out of all the members of my mom's family, she is the last one standing…. Her oldest sister just passed away, now of the original Aviles clan, she’s the last one standing… RIP Teresa de Jesus del Socorro… She was 88.

Happier days...

That’s it for me folks, have a good one…