A Canadian, with a hint of Jalapeño..

Hello!

Good day all…

It is official, my better half is now Canadian after passing with flying colors her exam.. .. She got 85% on an exam and ace every other test she had to do… Proud of you babe…!

I am nothing in a vast land of solitude...

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Good day people, crappy day for us here in the hood…rainy, cold, dark, pupu caca weather, but I like it…

My kids and I realized today, after having a hearty pumpkin soup with a grilled cheese sandwich, that our sugar levels were low; extremely low… it needed some action on the part of an adult… a wheelchair moving guy that would go out and “hunt” this sugar animal that would be feasted upon tonight… with coffee…  I was such a man! So off I went to the supermarket on the prowl for sweet junk… and I found it! There were apple strudels, May West, flaky vanilla pastry; I got them all! .. I was happy…

Coming out of the store I did something different that I don’t think I have ever done before; instead of looking frontward, as not to hit anyone or be run into by a car, I looked up at the sky and was mesmerized by it. I felt puny, small, insignificant, a speck of dust.. Here I was realizing that my problems and I are nothing compare to this place we live in; that however rich, beautiful, powerful or whatever, I was going to die one day just like every single thing in this Universe… I was dumbfounded by the revelation and the beauty of it all… so I navigated back home looking at the sky, my body knowing full well the manoeuvers that had to be made to get me safely home where I was greeted with cynicism and disgust over my realization of the smallness of my being and the lack of taste on the selection of pastry… Stupid kids, let them go out in the rain next time their sugar level is low…..

Take care folks…

PS sorry to the dude whose car I almost ran into due to my looking up at the sky… I was mesmerized dude…

I've been deputized...

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Good day to you all…

So here I was early in the morning, like 9 AM, when I got a call from the police….. Okay let me back track here for a sec seeing that I probably lost most of you…

A couple of weeks ago an incident happened with my family where the intervention of the cops was required… needless to say that today they call to follow up with me and how everything was going with life and to reassure me that they were on the case… I told them that everything was hunky dory and that I wish them the best in capturing the individual seeing that I wasn't the only person that had been affected by this individual but that another lady in the building had also been harmed and that she had scratched the guy's face… screeching halt    …. The officer stopped me on my tracks and started to ask questions on the second incident.. She was not aware that they had come to my building twice for the same man and for a similar infraction!! I told him that there was a video of him for both incidents and that there was 2 reports.  She was baffled and told me she was going to look into it to see what was going on.. She was going to put a BOLO out so they could get this guy… bolo means ``Be On the Look Out” in police jargon.. In my country it means a drunken guy.. kinda like the cops who should have been working on this case more efficiently and that I probably helped them bust this case wide open but that I’ll probably  never get recognition on it…any hoot… I should get a medal or something…

Take care folks

Burned, the Windex bimbo...

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Never ever, ever, EVA… get in between a woman and her coupons!

I just came back from buying cat food and there was a girl beside me with 8 bottles of Windex… that’s right 8 bottles… I take it she worked at a company where she needed this product; no biggie. As she was about to pay, she took out a stash of coupons that she promptly gave to the cashier with an explanation:

-“there were 4 coupons from the company and 4 from the shopping store”

The cashier really didn't give a flying fornication if the Almighty had given this lady the coupons……. The 8 bottles came out costing the customer $1.80… extreme couponing is in Canada; alright!...

At about the same time on the cash register beside us another lady was doing the same with the exception that the cash register clerk was an older and more mature person; so she read the coupons and was denied the bounty at such low price…Defense bitch, get used to it; I said to myself… Well she wasn't sitting ill and immediately raised her tone of voice bitching and using fuzzy logic that only a Mexican, such as my wife, is commonly at ease with…. “I want the manager, you guys are robbing us, I’m entitle to the savings…” She was drawing all attention to her..

 Well I don’t know how it ended but that last thing I heard before I skedaddle out of here was somebody call 911

Potential dreaming

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How is everybody?

Well I've been un-attending my blog with just reason; it’s *beeping* beautiful outside, I can go out at will! I do a lot of day dreaming of things that will probably never happen but I can dream about them…. Outside….  And yesterday something happened that I knew had to be posted today to let you know that not everything is okay with my new found door….

Yesterday a person just walked into my place and my little one freaked out; I got freaked out! I asked the old lady if I could help her and she immediately started talking about renting an apartment. ?!WTF?!... She thought that my place was the administrating office!! F_ck me!! It was a justifiable mistake… I directed her to where she could get info and then wondered off out there and yes; my place jumps out at you like if it was an office!! I mean, you got “patio door patio door patio door patio door patio door..” DOOR; this must be the office! NO you *beeping* morons! My door is not an entrance to an office! People are wondering if my place is an office; it looks like an office but it is not. Keep on going straight and turn left………………THERE’S THE ENTRANCE!!!

Take care folks…..

PS Freaking morons.. Okay, back out door where I hope that some of my potential dreams become kinectic ones...

Morning drama...

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Happy October people….

So yeah, I got the scare of a lifetime yesterday night. I got 2 special communications through the mail that I was not expecting. One was a DVD with the photos that were taking during summer camp this year… it melted my heart, it was a nice reminder of the good time I had and of the good people I met while at this camp… brought tears to my eyes.. The second communication dried up all the emotions that I had succumbed to in a jiffy….. I was holding in my hands the total amount that needed to be paid for all the work that had been done at my place this summer: Automatic door, the rail on the ceiling, the width of the door…. All of those nice things that were done now had to be paid. The amount that they are asking is $15,194.00 dollars!! I don’t have that cash, I thought the government was paying this!?! Is this some sort of corruption scheme that I have been hearing on in the news? They do know that I will fight this to the end, I have to speak with the manager of the project… there is something wrong here!!

Folks, it was the longest night of the summer for me; I was going to pick up the phone and find out what was happening this morning! Well, I did call and they put my mind at rest telling me to ignore the letter because my case had to be worked on with the government…. What a relief! Here I was thinking I had to prostitute myself to pay for the work that had been done… they shouldn't send letters like that to people whose cases still pending…. I could have died from a heart attack…

My morning….sigh…

Take care folks…

PS On top of that my oldest was pissed off with everybody because her shoe was broken and we didn't have crazy glue to fix it....yeah, my bad too..stupid hormones...