God's great, beers good, people are freaking morons!

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Good afternoon people….


A quick post-Christmas post here; so how was your Xmas?

Narcocorrido....move over Tiny

Mine? A blurr…. I drank rum with my ex-wife bf, her and her cousin...lots...Plus food, lots and lots of food! And found out that because the latest drug dealer TV shows, Narcos and Chapo, the bf and me are into similar music: Narcocorridos! Fuck, I wish I could have once met one of those guys and he would have given me like $500k because I was nice to his or her mom…..sigh….I’m allowed to dream am I?

Other than that, really freaking cold and lots of snow so no going out at all….so  as you can see, not much to say from my side. It’s more to say Happy New Year, all the best to you all; let’s celebrate another orbit around that big orange thing that provides us with life. Oh and to the Flat Earth Society people, don’t drink and fall off the planet…That's a bad thing, you will fall forever......


See you next year!


PS My catheter blocked yesterday, almost a year without a problem….

Inspirational moments....Yeah, no, I'm good

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse….Well, it’s a couple of days short but you, who celebrate, get my drift...It’s HoHoHo time. How’s everyone and their mother?!

Couldn't find a Rabbi...

I am a little bit less stressed out, I went out to the shopping center last night in that impromptu mini-storm. I had fun, bought some gifts, bought animal food, then I came back...shitting bricks I may add, it was dark, it was super slippery and I felt insecure about the whole thing. I think that ever since I fell this Fall I’m a wee bit careful when I’m in this demonic wheelchair. It felt like I was seconds away from having an accident, but I’m safe. Nevertheless, the drivers were extra cautious with me, they kept their distance and made sure I got to and from safe; I even think that a car followed me home to make sure.....


Any hoot, it was a quick hello before I have breakfast of champions, eggs, and beans, and before I start meditating or getting drunk; whatever the future holds. But in case I don’t see you have a safe and wonderful Christmas. Or Festivus, or Hanukkah, or Saturnalia, or Winter Solstice….Quansa….Omisoka...Shabe-Yalda…..etc..etc...etc….


Peace! With exploding fist bump….

Googling eyes...

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Top of Tuesday to you….


Well, I have been locked down in my place for “x” number of days now….Them people can’t clean the freaking path to the sidewalk if their life depended on it. But to be fair here, ever since I fell this year I seem to be a more prudent wheelchair driver. I don’t exactly zoom left and right like I used too; I am more of a measure twice cut once type of dude…

So what do I do with myself to stop me from going bonkers?Well, I got my new Google Home to keep me company. I didn’t buy it, I

bought the Google Pixel 2 for my kid and there was a promo where they would give you the Google Home free. It has great potential but you must spend money to use its full skills; like controlling your home environment and shit like that. So at the present time, I just use it to play the radio and tell me the news...I’ll have somebody turn the lights on and off….


That’s it for me...

Hasta luego plebeyos...

Becoming winter...

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Crapy crap crap...Courtesy -The Gazette

Well, it was just a matter of time before this place would become white. It’s white and we are expecting about 20cm (≅8 inches). Tis but a scratch….But I already canceled my first appointment of the season, they wanted to change the motors on my wheelchair; I didn’t know there were two… Had to cancel the path that leads toward the sidewalk has not been cleaned yet and no way in hell that I’ll get to there to take the bus.

Other than that…..ummmm, not really much happening….



Lunch break!


Tata folks!