My life, a labour of love...

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Top of the afternoon to you….


So, it has been a weird month so far with highlights such as cops waking us up at 3AM looking for Bobby who was reported here, a couple of kids giving me money because they thought I was homeless, getting a degree online….. A bizarro type of month….

Oh, the degree you ask?

Nothing fancy like a Ph.D. or something, it’s more of a brain workout. I am becoming, like my grandfather before me, a bookkeeper! Yup, I am studying to get a certificate in that field. Hopefully, I will become a millionaire just before I crock…..


And that is a quick wrap up on what is going on with my life…


Tata folks….

I'll see you on isle 25

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Greetings Earthlings!


So, I’ve been around cooking slowly my “white” skin...I love summer!

Just came back from Walmart and Lorde Lord Lord I am at a loss for words…


I have seen pics of people in the good old USA that basically yells...er….I wanna say white trash but who am I to judge. Well, Canada does not stay behind!


Don’t get me wrong, prices are amazing and the dude in front greeting you is like positiveness at its best, but there is this atmosphere of...of...sigh, I dunno what to call it. I know, I know: So what was I doing there, right? Well, it was suggested that I go there to purchase a gift for my kid’s bday; so I went. I was gonna go to Best Buy where the “normal” people go, but we normal people like to get screw when paying, sOooo….

Walmart here I am!

Besides my kid’s gift I also bought a stainless steel coffee maker, so fuck my superiority complex! I am now a Walmart shopper and I will start dressing like one!




Take care folks!

That was close

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Good day to you all, happy May people!



So, what’s my beef today? People taking advantage of other people…


Seriously, just because there are certain things I cannot do anymore doesn’t mean I am less of a human and you should take advantage of me! I think I will try to do my things on my own at the supermarket or get help from their staff, I will not take shit from people there anymore. Here’s the scoop...

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Last time I was there I politely asked a couple of elderly people if they could pass me a carton of eggs which was out of my reach. I was very thankful for it and kept on doing my shopping, not knowing that I had been marked and was being followed throughout the supermarket. My shopping having been completed, I checked out and began my journey home. Suddenly, a tap on the shoulder, I turned around just to discovered it was them; the egg couple! I asked if I could help them and they smirked back and as one was doing the lookout the other reached into his pocket and drew what looked like a gun, but it wasn’t. It was a JW pamphlet: Jehovah Witness!!! DANM!! These people look for needy or frail people like me to assist and then follow you to try and rob your soul to salvation…. Fuck me! I thought they had selfishly helped me. I was wrong, they wanted another brain to twist. Why is everybody and their mother trying to save me?? Let me be people, I need no help; help yourself. (I just need the egg cartons which they have placed too high for me)



Any hoot….


Take care and happy May folks!