Ghost & Goblins

Hello!

Greetings people, happy Halloween…..

You know what is cool about Halloween now that we’re adults? We can buy candies for no reason whatsoever in bulk quantities….and if you’re smart about it, you get them at the last second so you can have mayor discount! I got my reserves today and I don’t know if I have enough. I got a 50 piece chocolate box, 2 bags of Tootsie rolls, 200 pieces of Jolly Ranchers candy… all of this for about $20 bucks; a steal!! I am tempted to go back and buy some more, I just heard that tomorrow little J and his folks are dropping buy… bummer… I mean I can manage little J and his brother, but electromagnetic guru guy and whatever name I gave his wife are the one that are going to be all over the candy… plus there’s the Mexican grandma, my kids, my wife… so I’m kinda fuck, I probably should have bought the 95 piece chocolate box…. Curse you Universe for having me land on such a glutton family….

Take care folks… sweet dreams, I know I will have some… hey Belgium guy, say hi to her on my behalf….

PS What if kids ring my door, I’ll have to give them some candies.. Dam I hate been Canadian with all this kindness shit…

My bizarre life and I

Hello!

Y’all are doing fine?.... good!

So I was planning to blog yesterday but life had other plans for me. It all started back in 1968 when I was born, my mother should had opted for a quick and painless death for me; instead of dragging my existence… would have been better…

Once  you go Mexican...

This is how I felt yesterday when everything that I tried to accomplish was a no go. Started with my wife freaking out about her stuff; it seems I am her secretary now and must think and do her stuff. Once that was done I wanted some “me” time to relax before I started my day. So I launched Civilization the game and  ...drum roll… Epic fail!.. It wasn’t working, so I trouble-shooted the freaking game just to find myself stressed out off my head... all of this while waiting to get my bath.  My bath girl came and went, I fixed the problem and just when I thought that I was going to finally play, the technician for my beeping lift came; and I mean beeping because it was beeping... The guy fixed my lift, 2 hours later and I get a call that I needed to go today and fixed the beeping wheelchair; and this time I meant beeping as a replacement for fornicated….So I had to cancel my bath today and travel to the CMR where they tackle the tilting mechanism and the feet rest yet again…ARGHHH! 

To top it all off, I am dreaming of affairs with twenty year old chicks…

Take care folks…

PS For the record, My wife does make me work but I also make her work; sooo, all is fine.

Bath less day

Hello!

Good Monday afternoon to y’all….

It was a gorgeous day here today. Not too cold and sunny as far as the eye could see. Obviously, I spent most of my day soaking vitamin “D” and working on the accounting part of my wife business. She’s getting there (wherever the fuck “there” is), she’s about to incorporate herself. I will have to approach here with some ideas that I have…. Proculo Inc is coming to life soon….

Now I know what you’re thinking “That’s all you did today?” Well no, I will let you know that thanks to my eldest, part of my morning was spent talking to her therapists; all 3 of them! Psychiatrist, nutritionist, Nurse,… and they talk so softly that I didn’t get anything except that she was doing better now and  she didn’t have to go there anymore. I think the longest was waiting for the transportation. And I had to cancel my bath for this meeting, I think that with a good ass whipping she would have been better faster….But hopefully she will have kids too one day, and I will be there to remind her of what we went through with her…

Salut les mecs….