Go with the flow bro...

Hello!

Hey hey hey… couldn't let the year go bye bye without a final post to wish you all a great 20 14….

So how do I end this? Like always, a big thanks to my millions of readers and my 6 faithful followers who have braved weather conditions to read my blog… as the Portuguese say: “obrigado”….I like the sound of it…

Circa 2002

My wife went to my niece’s bday party yesterday and Fff me! Things move really fast when you are still! I found out that my oldest niece has spread her wings and moved out of my brother’s house! It’s a STFU moment, an O M G with pauses in between the vowels people! Jezuuss, I remember just yesterday being at the gym with my brother and us having comeback home just to be told that my sis-in-law was rushed to the hospital because of her preeclampsia condition; my heart goes out to my brother, I can see my future through him… And it looks AWESOME!!! I mean, dude think of what you can do with the extra room! Let your imagination go wild: a smoking room, a library, a porno collection room… Anything!! I mean, sure it sucks that your kid wants to do her life now, but brother you can stick a freaking Harley Davidson in there just because you can! And when the other one decide to leave the nest, hopefully in a while –right, because the rebellious one will change her way of thinking soon- you got 2 freaking rooms!! I’m thinking sauna here; maybe even sell the house move to Pompano Beach and start cooking meth. I heard there’s some good money there; call it middle age crisis before becoming a grandpa…

Any hoot. A happy new year to you all… lots of health and love…

The Walking Bad

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Sunday people and we are once again vegetating! This Netflix is contagious, we’re in the final season of The Walking Dead; and Breaking Bad is not that bad either. I curse the day my daughters started to watch these shows; but it’s not only them, no, my wife’s customer are also seeing these shows right now! Let’s just say that those houses aren’t getting properly cleaned.

Hey 2014 is upon us, I think we’re going to do the vegetating thing on the 31^st; heck, we’re probably be in bed before the New Year shows its face…. I know, bad luck and a curse will rain upon my family… blah blah blah…People, people, I don’t know how low our luck could get; let’s put it this way, if this was a limbo competition we would probably be in the finals… soooo, bitch please, last time I tasted solid food was 2 weeks ago…

Any hoot, I hope I see you soon, if I don’t, well, Happy New Year to you and yours….

Netfluke

Hello!

Almost forgot to tell you the story of my life….what?!.. It’s a good song to listen while reading my blog and drinking white wine..

So, my daughters have been pulling us left and right with their narration of their favorite Internet shows: “Breaking Bad” and “The Walkingdead”. So yesterday I finally said “Fuck it”, we are going to see these shows to be the judge of their taste. Well my Monday bath guy, the coolest bath guy around, told me about Netflix, A place where you could see all these show and you get 1 month free; plus it’s only $8.00 dollars a month if you like it. That sounds reasonable, besides what's $8.00 dollars a month when it’s being charged to your wife’s credit card… pfft, piece of chocolate cake. Yesterday night I setup Netflix on our PS3 and after a good 20 minutes of downloading updates and shit… A new world had opened to our eyes, we were thrilled! We started seeing Breaking Bad, a couple of shows, and then we moved to The Walking Dead…. I tell ya, these kids are slowly but surely becoming my idols when it comes to the latest gadgets to be cool… The shows were amazing, my wife got so hooked on them she canceled her day and we vegetated all freaking day watching the shows….I think the pets ate because my wife accidentally stumbled on the dog food while getting a glass of water…

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