Cadaver Chuck

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Well it was an uneventful Thursday afternoon, no wait…  It wasn't!  I almost choked on a stupid Lima bean, I think it was a Lima bean…  Well it was a piece of green sh*t that almost had my number…At this time I would probably be a corps at the hospital; if it wasn't for the self-Heimlich maneuver that I don’t know but I was hitting my chest like there’s no tomorrow… and there wouldn't have been one if I had  not been successful….Yay Chuck, you rock hombre!! After that near death experience I had a yogurt, saw some cosmic TV program about Betelgeuse e who’s about to go all supernova on us and I fell asleep…great I will probably get astronomy post from Anonymous now….if I had a nickel for every post that guy puts on my blog I’d be rich…. And that was my afternoon people…remember that tomorrow I will be MIA at the CMR fixing my legs… or chair whatever tickles your fancy….

Take care folks!

Pointlessness Thursday

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Good day to you all… Last day of the month people, make it count!

So we are at T-8 and counting, I’m talking about my birthday.  I’m turning 40 something and boy do I feel old… 

So tomorrow I will be going to the CMR to get my chair fix finally, I will also speak to them about my foot rest apparently it’s creating a pressure point on my left foot.  I wonder what they’re going to say about that, I hope they’re not going like the CLSC that are cutting programs left and right.  Just this week I was told that the budget for my day to day care products had already been reached for the year 20 12 and that I had to wait until April to get my new budget….  And today my nurse came to change the dressings around my wound, so it took the opportunity to tell her about it….  In a nutshell she told me “sucks to be you!”, well not in those words exactly but it was basically what my product specialist had informed me also: wait till April!  Oooo….  Meals on wheels time!  They’re coming late these days because they have new customers so I have been bumped down the line…  Pork chops!  Let’s see how they taste like…

They care folks!

The kissing booth

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So yeah, my bath lady came back from her vacation and we talked a bit about it.  My first question was “how was France?”  Unfortunately this wasn't the vacation where she was going to go to France with her friend…  This was a mini vacation and to top it all off, she was sick all week.  What luck!  I know, “what difference does it make in my life”, I am just saying this because the brain has a weird way of interacting with memories and sh*t…  For instance, just talking about her vacation to France got me started on how many continents I have kissed…  You know what I mean; from what continent are the girls that I have hooked up with…  Sad to say that I am a very local guy, (for the purpose of this post I will now refer to girls as continents) I basically have kiss 4 countries and they all are in the same freaking continent, America!  I mean, I have kissed Canada, the U.S., Mexico at least twice and El Salvador...  I did came close to kissing Asia once, also Poland wasn't that far off,  but I remained a local guy. No Australia, no Africa, no Europe and if it wasn't for alcohol, no U.S !

 Ah!  And all of this came from a trip to France that hasn't happened yet…. Soupir (sigh)….  And with my luck, I will never go there myself….

Take care folks!