Tuesday, January 3, 2012

CMR visit in danger

Great, just f_ing great! First day of the year and I am sick already! I sure hope I can go to the CMR visit on Friday; they supposed to change something on my chair and I have to call the padcom department because there are some changes to my RT64 that need to be perform and they didn't trust me with the software to make the changes myself.....bummer!

Surviving Facebook

Hi people, if you’re a family member of a fanatic of Facebook and its game you will understand the following post.  I am ashamed to admit that my wife and her sister are hooked on a couple of games that basically take over their lives without concern to third parties.  I know that little J’s mom has been leaving behind her house chores and let’s just say that thank god little J has a father because otherwise there’s a couple of times where the poor kid would have stayed strapped to his kid chair while his mom ran to the computer and tried to beat her sister, my wife, in both of the games.

On my side, let’s just say that my family has had to endure a couple of Mccain’s burnt pizzas and the reusable clothing.  Needless to say that my wife is kicking little J’s mom's ass in these games so in a way we’re winning…  Kinda…

Thanks Facebook for making our lives a little bit more Survivorish…


PS. These people are sick!!! Okay, burnt pizza? it's true, little J's mom leaving him inside the car? she's not admitting to it so at the present time it's not true...

Monday, January 2, 2012

Stolen promises

Yes I know!..I don’t greet you anymore, well email me your complaint and I’ll think of a smart witty response and email you back!! Now on with my post….As the title states it, this is another melancholic post about what is wrong with this world, with my life and how some people take advantage of my situation…..as I always say: it sucks to be me…

Let me begin my story…


It started in December, you know when I lost my wallet in the shopping mall?  Well after finding it and thinking that my luck was about change, I went to the shopping mall and joined the crowds Christmas shopping…  Bad experience, I even blogged about it…  Nevertheless I was enjoying myself, I even went with my wife to do some last minute food shopping, suddenly this man who I thought was an OK fellow came up to me and suggested that I buy and end of the year lottery ticket: 31 Mercedes-Benz, 40 Honda CR-Z, 75 trips, five million dollar draw, two 500,000 dollars draws…  A shit load of prices!  One in three chances of winning, little J’s dad won $40.00 dollars, recuperating his $25.00 dollars for the ticket, if he won I will surely win.  I’m like a…  What did the guy say?...  Yes!  A Buddha on steroids…  You know, a fat guy in a wheelchair?...  So I was all thrilled about it, I already had plans for the cars I was going to win.  Oh yes, car in plural people, because I was going to win at least two cars, one to exchange for $50,000 dollars and the other to give to my lovely wife.  Well I guess the universe got a hold of my idea because I haven’t won a single car, nor did I’d make the money back for the ticket and I’m pretty sure that the one million dollars and all the rest of the drawings will be no use to me.

And I thought that 2012 was going to be a different year…  People, I said it once and I’ll say it again: it sucks to be me!

Take care folks!


PS.  1 in 3 chances of winning...I'm the most unluckiest man in the universe!!