Insisting situations of my life

Hello!


Good day to you all...happy middle of February……


Another day another 15 to 25cm of snow...Yaaaay...I hate that shit! I know a lot of you are all like “Awww… it’s beautiful!” Yeah well, you have to walk in our shoes to understand why most of us hate this time of the year. It’s like a friend that come once a year but he gets annoying and overextends his welcome...

Really hard on the soul...And don’t get me started on Summer either! That time of the year when you have to stay indoors because it’s really hot and humid...I guess it’s me, my situation; there was a time I couldn’t wait for the weekend so that I could pack up and head for my country home. Those years are gone, my country home burnt down and I cannot longer walk. But I’m fine, I’m always fine….

Did I get it Ancestry?

Sorry, maybe I am grumpy because I haven’t gotten my DNA test results yet and the bastards keep on sending me emails on “How close” they are on finishing but they need more time; in the meantime they want me to look at the process on how it’s done. Got news for you Ancestry.cxx, I don’t care! Just give me the results!

Again sorry, but maybe it’s this girl who sent me a message with her cell number.

Future father-in-law

She missed me going to McDs and would like to speak with me. Newsflash McDs babe, I call you and you didn’t call back!!! Please don’t waste my time, I’m a busy man. I hate people who get your hopes up just to not follow through. I am not going to call you again, I mean 5 times is more than enough….


Yes folks, my life is complicated….

Frozen in time

Hello!


Happy Tuesday to all….

I had a wonderful weekend the boys and me went to have breakfast on Sunday, you know catching up on our lives. Seems that we are kind of boring people, nothing changes! We are the same as the last time we saw each other with the exception that as time passes they get more pains and shit… Their joints hurt, heartburn here, chest pains there….Me on the other side, I’m quite fine and dandy! It’s like being in a wheelchair has completely stopped` the aging process; I am good! I think that sooner or later we will start a bet on who’s going to die first….I think I could win….


Bye folks…

PS Apparently we will get more snow this week….WHOopie freaking doodle!!!

"I walk a lonely road..."

Hello!

Good day to you all….

Well, they are planning the snowstorm of the century part 2 tomorrow. Yeah, anywhere from 15-25cm of fresh powder; snow. If it materializes, I’m here for the next 3 to 4 days…. I pray it’s not true, just started to go out again yesterday and was hoping to grab breakfast with my brother(s) but at this point, I don’t know.

Other than that, I was sure I was going to win the $60 million dollar lottery this weekend….. Nope, I’m still poor! It’s such a shame because all the signs were there. My birthday, my numbers that I dreamt long ago given to me by Fidel Castro, the ticket given to me as a birthday gift….all the signs!! It was close, the ticket was won by someone in Quebec; but not me!!! :( One day, I will post a picture of my mansion with the caption: “Moving on up!”....

Ok folks, going to daydream some more….