Riding my day away...

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Happy hump day!

49?! Still ticking....

So, today was going to be the storm to end all storms but, it did not materialize. Once again, we are having a wheelchair friendly type of winter and me ain’t bitching about it. I have been able to wander off almost every day with out a problem. This morning the mother of my kids brought us McDs for breakfast seeing that it is my birthday; much appreciated, thanks. What will I do today? Well, it’s pretty wet out there so I’m going to stay inside and do the odd technical thing here. Both my PS3 and Roku stick have not been working with the new WIFI I got installed; now we have 120Gb instead of 30. So I’ve got to see what the issue is since logically they should have no problem since they are but feet apart. It’s probably something stupid like a wrong password or shit….I’ll get it fix, I always get it fix...Besides that nothing major going on in my life, just eagerly waiting for the results of my DNA test; hopping my world will turn upside down with the results….


Any hoot, hasta luego folks….

Anything but that please...

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Can you smell it?


Excitement is in the air!!!

My DNA is finally being looked up as I write this post. I will finally be able to refute all those comments about me being a person from this planet. I don’t know how long it takes but I assume is just a couple of days; I mean, smell, taste and determine, right?  How complicated is that? Saliva was translucent so it shows I’m white, I assume I’m either Royal or from a distant planet. I know I know, don’t assume anything because when you assume you make an ass out of you….I’m assuming, so there! When the results come in all of you peasants have to bow down to show the respect I deserve, as I am probably in line to some throne in Java(Indonesia) or something along those lines…

I will keep you posted.


Carlos Bernard The Third
Has a ring to it...

Always expect the expected...

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Happy February to all of you…

The probability of being a loser? 100%!

So, I got an email from Ancestry regarding my DNA tests… EXCITEMENT TIME!!.....Nope, not today folks… It was a “We haven’t forgotten you” email stating that due to the XMAS rush they were a bit behind and my results were being pushed back a couple of weeks….Major disappointment people; major...Especially that my Thursday bath lady is flaunting her results every freaking week!! Okay, we get it; so you’re 62% Inca….Whoopty freaking doo!! “ll bet 100 bucks that my ancestors were the ones that genocide you guys...Yeah, am I’m whitety (Google it), I’m the one whose great great great great grandpa came, saw and conquered!!! Part of the people who brought all them fancy illnesses who wrecked the local population..the guy whose, ah fuck it!! Who am I kidding!!! I’m probably Polish and for that matter I’m one them people who they joke about: “How many Polish does it take to…” I’ll just wait the extra weeks to be disappointed in the fact that I suck!


... got my nail cut at least...


Any hoot, take care folks!