I saw a star.....she was bright....

Hello!

Guys, guys, I saw God today… seriously…

The Von Stâr

There are losers and then there are losers… I am the second type of loser. Why? Well because in one of her pictures she claims that “if she calls you a loser she probably likes you”. I am not that lucky…Guys this kid is a potential super model… She even has a circle on top of the letter “a”; something like “å”. How hot is that? Her gene pool is flawless, she has a “Von” in her family name, I got a “G” and that’s it! I cannot even tell her thanks for liking my post because of her privacy settings on FB; even if I could what do I tell her “…I…I..er..am…not worthy…thank you your majesty.” With a name like hers she is bound for royalty.

Well that’s my 15 minutes of having been touched by a star of some sort….

Later

PS Ah please, don't tell me you don't go and check who liked your replies...no? Well I do....

Solitude oubliée

Salut…

Me voici entrain de te dire je t’aime. Je voudrais et je pourrais passer une vie avec toi. Tu es la dernière image de ma journée, la dernière pensée qui passe par ma tête; la première respiration qui prend mon être. Aujourd’hui je me sens faible en pensant à toi, que fais-tu? Penses-tu à moi encore? Moi. Je t’assure, je ne t’ai pas oublié; tu es là où tu m’as quitté voilà déjà quelques années.

Peut-être maintenant que le tout a changé ont pourras enfin essayer à nouveau….

Allez, donne nous une chance….

A+

Vacuum fiasco

Hello!

Here I was thinking I had nothing to write about when suddenly it hit me: “Little J’s mom stiffed us!”

Julie, my kids mom, bought a vacuum cleaner from her and apparently it was top of the line and shit, but now my oldest is trying to use it and it's a fiasco! Apparently nothing works! And she’s asking me all sorts of questions on how that demonic thing works…. I don’t know how it works; I didn’t graduate in vacuum specialist… Call your aunt, get your money back….better yet, get a broom!

I swear everyone here thinks that I know everything…

Later…

PS I do know everything but I keep it to myself..

PS PS Suggestion to J's mom, maybe provide a course on how to use a vacuum would be good...