Carlos the tapu person

Hello!

Happy to see you all…

So yeah, what’s up with me and people?... it’s like they will get close to me but then suddenly and without warning stop talking to me. Do I smell bad? Some wicked e-BO? Am I repulsive? I really wish they could be upfront with me and tell me that they’re only planning to say “Hi”, talk about the weather and then move on…

I have noticed this the past week where I have basically been very charming, like I am usually, but then it’s like everyone but me is bi-polar and won't give me the time of day! I think this is the main reason I don’t have friends, I basically am a passing distraction that may or may not return into some one’s line of site…

By this post I probably offended half the Internet population and will be shun by you and your Amish parents….

Take care folks…

PS Granted, I am somewhat of an asshole but even they will not accept me into their groups…

Lettre à un fantôme

Salut!

Je m’ennuis de vous, je m’ennuis de toi…

Ça fait une éternité que je ne t’ai pas écrit en français; tu me manque et je ne sais pas comment te le dire, comment te le faire savoir. Maintenant que je suis seul à nouveau, je vois tes photos, je relie tes lettres et puis je pense à toi. Tu es un fantôme qui ne m’a jamais quitté, que même si je t’ai repoussé au fond d’un abime d’où j’ai cru que tu resterais oublié, tu commences à remonter petit à petit dans la surface de ce qui est denenue ma vie aujourd’hui.

C’est fous come on reste encré aux choses du passé que nous croyons disparues….

A+

Survivor or scorpion candy or exlax

Hello….

Did I tell you what Julie and my kid brought me back from their trip to L.A via Dallas? Lollipops…Lollipops with a scorpion in them!... Survivor time! After a meeting I will shortly have with a CLSC person, I will chow down on a scorpion or two to see what’s the whole “Yuck” thing about eating bugs. I don’t think much of it really except that they are probably crunchy. Can’t wait to taste them..

Can you see it?

I will let you know of the aftermath…..

PS My kid told me not to eat too much...no it is not because I'm diabetic but because they seem to act like a laxative...

PS PS,,,, Yess! some of my favorite words: RE-SCHEDULE!!! ... tasting time!