Stuck in a moment

Hello!

How are you all doing?

So I want to talk to you today about something that is really freaking me out. Not only me, my kids too. I'm talking about ghosts.

About a couple of months ago I told my daughter that I felt the presence of a cat ghost! , Don't laugh; I think we really do have a cat ghost. We're calling it Benji, we believe it’s the spirit of a stray cat that we wanted to take in but my wife didn't. I know what you're thinking: "that bitch!", and to that I made add "I know right?" But that's an old story now (RIP Benji).

Now let me tell you about my outing yesterday. It was awful!

Yesterday we decided to go see a film, do the restaurant scene and go buy some stuff at one of our favorite stores: "Winners". We went to see the movie with Will Smith; I do give it three stars as it kept me entertained, the food was the glorious Chinese Fu Lam and at Winners we bought some items including my superman glass which I will now use to drink my cold beverages. But the story of the trip was getting stuck in the snow and the number of persons required to take me out of the white problem. It took 3 people to get me to the bus and to comeback in I require the assistance of 3 adult persons and my kid! All I’m saying is that I will no longer try to go out until spring time. I even had to cancel my appointment with the doctor today; no way am I going out there.

And that's my life people, are you the pricing, hey?

Who knew we white folks were good.

Hello!

How are you doing?

Well February coming to a close and with that Black History month. About that…

Throughout my life, I was brought up thinking that black people came to this continent because the needed of some people for cheap labor; free labor to be exact. They were slaves which basically meant that they could do anything with them for $0 dollars. Now it seems that I got it all wrong, we are turning history around. Apparently some black people came on their own wanting to make a better life for themselves. Commercials on TV are basically saying: "it wasn't that bad!"

They fought along the side of whites to eliminate other people not wanted by them. It was only the last hundred years or so that they became slaves. How does that work? Do you think that they ask a black doctor if he wanted to work for free? Not only that, but that they would beat the living shit out of them if they didn’t complete the task quickly and efficiently. I'm confused here. Were they slaves or weren’t they slaves? I guess every generation changes, I'll bet the Canadians will be saying that the Chinese people really were friends of ours back in the days when the train tracks were being built..

All I say is the more it goes, the more it gets fucked up!

Happy March people!

POW! Right in the kisser....

Hello!


How are we today?

I know, I've been very quiet. You know that there's a reason for it, I had absolutely nothing to say. But now the end is near, I’m talking about February, I wanted say hi to you guys. Not only that but there several things that have happened that I wanted to talk to you about.

Like yesterday, I got stuck in the snow three times on my way to my daughters meeting with her teachers. Then coming back on the bus there was the ultimate "go fuck yourself boss" message over the radio waves. I mean, this is the type a thing you want to do when leaving work for the last time. The guy (bus driver) lost it and he just wanted everybody to know that he wasn't going to be taking shit anymore, so he quit; while telling the boss to fuck himself. There was radio silence for a while after that… kudos bus driver guy, kudos…

Then today my daughter tells me that her friend's dad beat the shit out of a guy who was cruising my daughter's friend's mom. Apparently the cops came here and I missed it all! That's my life story, I miss things. Other than that I've been a happy camper all this time…

 Here's hoping that March will be better than February!

Oh yeah, I also turned 47 this month, sooooo I’m getting pretty old.


Take care folks!


PS Plus I've been watching The Bachelor and hopping that one day they will pick me as the unhappy widow bachelor who's family all died in a tragic diving expedition... eaten by sharks... sob....sob...