Mongolian dreams.

Hello!

Happy thoughts out to you people…shit, if I cannot be happy, I will wish it to somebody else….

I had a bad night, fell asleep till 2AM, thinking shit and a half, trying to come up with answers to questions that will probably never be answered; or events that may never happen. So obviously, this morning I woke up moody; thinking back about last night and coming up to the conclusion that I live in a safe, secure country that is boring and stupid!...yes, boring and stupid are keywords here people.

Canada....

You all have heard about Netflix, that on demand movie and TV provider? Well apparently here in Canacrap they are thinking of taking it out of service because A) they don’t have enough Canadian content and B) Not enough French shows…. Really?! Are you fucking kidding me?! Give us good TV and we will tune in!  Oh and by the way, that company doesn’t pay taxes and in this country where everyone must pay the piper it is a sacrilege that must be rectified…. You don’t know how bad I want to move out of this place, go live somewhere in Mongolia or something…..

Any hoot, ignore my bad mood people; it’s just growing pains…

Take care folks…

PS don't get me wrong, I love Canada and all its crazy canucks but Mongolia is calling me more and more...

On the news today...

Hello!

Greetings to you all…

I wanted to blog on Thursday but the ophthalmologist put some funky eye drops that caused my eyes to be fully dilated for about 8 hours. If I would have been stopped at a drug screening area they would have busted me for driving intoxicated…. In a nutshell, no diabetes in my eyes but one of my optical nerves is synonym of “fucked up” and therefore I must have a more complicated exam soon… all I heard was “no diabetes in the eyes”, basically giving me the green light to indulge myself on sugary treats….yeah….

I went out today to purchase triple “A” batteries for my keyboard and boy are people acting like Sunday drivers. I almost hit 2 Christian folks and almost got run over by 2 drivers… life is scary; you never know when you’re going to kick the bucket…

Any hoot couple of appointment this week and next and here’s hoping that all works out before winter starts…

Take care folks..

The Taco Bell theory...

Hello!

October is here, enjoy it….

So what is on the agenda today…..

Well I was going to talk about the debate that took place this morning between my wife, my kid and me: cats (animals) have lips. I am, obviously, in the correct side of the debate; animals don’t have lips. Well the Internet claims the opposite… stupid kids…

Ariana is there somehwere...

So after resolving the great lip debate of 2014, I am now ready to tackle the great Taco Bell conspiracy…. Ariana Grande….

Is it just me or does anyone else thinks that Ariana Grande should be a dish that Taco Bell carries? I could see myself going into a TB joint and asking for an “Ariana Grande hold the pickles and with extra cheese please”. I believe that this has helped the carrier of this artist as there are a shit load of people that like TB. And apparently I am not the only one who thinks that Ariana Grande should be related to food, she could also be a large coffee beverage pushed by Starbucks according to my oldest…. Smart kid, this makes sense….

Obviously my wife claims that we were both losers for wasting time on such idiotic ideas…..but as she was leaving the room she mumbled that Ariana Grande made her think of a clothe detergent…???!!!..WTF indeed! I asked my wife to elaborate and explain her hypothesis to which she replied that in her native country there is a clothe detergent name Ariel and that the name Ariana made her think of this product..

she’s crazy folks, just ignore her…

Take care people..

PS In no way is this post meant to diminish the talent of Ariana Grande, no. This post is just to make her realize the potential market that she could have if she was to join forces with Taco Bell...Mucho Grande...

PS PS I can see the hate mail coming my way...