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Good Monday people…

Well it was a movie weekend for us! We rented Sky fall (007), Breaking Dawn the last part, I saw Star Trek last movie (when they were young and somebody lent me Unstoppable with Denzel Washington; all of the movies were an A+ in my book, but the one that left me with a “wow” taste in my mouth was the Denzel Washington's flick; it was gooood… a bit on the lame side because there was several instances when that stupid train could have been stopped…. I mean, really, letting the train run away at the docks?  Somebody could have run after it and stopped the dam thing… all in all, I was entertained for a while…

 And tomorrow: The lost men meetings…. I got a couple of Mormons missionaries coming over to speak with me and my girls and I don’t know what we will talk about… all of this because of my oldest girl inquisitive mind on the whole God/church thing, will see what’s it all about….

Take care folks…

Saturday stories

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Happy weekend people…

It’s is a zzzz type of weekend, grey, nippy, bleah…. I already went out, the cat and the dog were out of wet food and I had to get my lotto tickets. I found it that going is not that bad, you are going with the wind but coming back you get the wind right in your face and you’re swearing your ass off all the way home..

This coming week my kids have it off, no alarms to wake too, no morning rush…everything will slow down for 7 days… except on Tuesday when I have a meeting with the Mormons.. really… They are coming over for a meeting, I am doing this for my kid that is throwing existentialist questions and I want her to have all available resources to tackle the questions…anyways, this is my story todat…

Take care olks!

The Pope story

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Happy March people…

I would like to share with you (who do not know) part of the papal election. I decided to do this because my girls and my wife weren’t aware of this tidbit that I was made aware by my mother eons ago… She herself had learn it in biblical class when she was a kid and I take it it is true because my grandmother who had the chance to meet the pope wouldn't have tolerate a lie such as this..so here we go…

The Election

It is said that hundreds of years ago the Catholic folks elected a woman, by mistake, as the pope. I know, you are probably going “???” ,  imagine is like the KKK elected a colored person to lead the organization… not going to happen…  so the mistake was quickly corrected and erased from history, and to make sure that it (mistake) didn’t happen again they created the papal seat…It was design so that whomever had been nominated pope had the balls to prove it, literally!  Once it has been proven that the pope is physically a man, white smoke comes out the chimney…. Thus the reason why men smoke a cigarette after a lovemaking session…ok this part is not true but it is a good analogy of the whole papal election, I mean the guy has a his balls touch and then smokes comes out….I am on the midnight express to hell, am I?....

Take care folks…

PS makes you wonder why women can’t be popes, I mean in the begening the whole church thing used to be held in the kitchen area by women… go figure…