Tuesday, September 27, 2011

That will be $150 dollars

Hello!


Good something people... Hang in there we're almost in October!


So, I'm not late you are early. Remember, Monday through Wednesday I have baths, the one of Monday is a nonchalant affair but the ones of Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday I play a love doctor and today was no exception.


First of all, happy birthday to me... Sorry just practicing so I'll be ready when it comes.

Okay, my bath was out of the blue today, I didn't have to ask how was things, the person told me right away. The first thing the person said was if I minded talking about her relationship, or lack thereof. I told her I didn't mind, always thinking of my blog, that I was a good listener. She interrupted me and told me that she needed advice. Gulp! Sure I said, but I told her to keep in mind that last time I was in the circuit iPods hadn't been invented yet... Maybe they were, I don't know.

So I didn't get paid for this and you shouldn't expect remuneration for it either. So her question was very simple, "do you think I am wasting my time?". Good one girl, good one! After I heard her sobbing story, I told her what I thought. Apparently the guy just came off a relationship where the girl screwed him up royally and he constantly talks about her. Oh yeah, he doesn't want anything serious yet! Sound familiar, we guys are all pigs!.. I told her to be honest, to tell him that if he needed an ear she would be that, but that she was looking for something serious, somebody to build a life with... and her biological clock!-Serious!-The girl wants to wang bang thank you ma’am, nine months after she's pregnant! So I guess her biological clock is ticking, I don't know, I'm a man and we have clocks that tick tock forever!

Maybe I do have to get a degree of something sooner or later, I don't want to get sued by anybody out there... And that ladies and gentlemen was my bath today!

Take care folks!

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