Miss universe wars

Hello!


Howdy doody people?


Well it was a night of wars yesterday night...

YES Yes yes... We were watching Miss universe last night and obvious the household is divided between Mexicans and El Salvadorians. All fun and games up to a point but instead of using keywords such as "pretty" and "nice", I was using words such as "hot" and she "could be my sex slave". Now these are words that guys usually use to signify that the girl is way out of our reach, that not even in our wildest dreams would we be able to approach this sort of chick. Well I guess I should have taken in consideration the mathematical equation that exists at my house: four girls and one guy living in the premises, I'm just saying this should have been a hint and I shouldn't have used that type of wording. I would say that I was called a selfish pig, a sexual predator and infantile person of whom words hadn't been invented yet to described him within 5 minutes. I of course, jokingly, said that I was going to post something nasty about the Mexican people on Facebook... I did! It was something silly, I think it's still up there and it said something like "Mexico is ugly..." I was referring to the girl in Miss universe, not about the country, not about the people, not about anything of Mexico... Well ladies and gentlemen, that magical mathematical equation?!... Suddenly changed and I had my wife's cousin and her sister-in-law posting comments on my status about how Mexico is still beautiful and it was only a handful of people ruining the country. What gives? I expected comments from my wife, from my sister-in-law, from people that know me real well, but instead I had the Mexican masses posting "hate related comments" on my Facebook! Okay, they were not hate related but I'm pretty sure that some of those ladies out there must have prayed that my soul goes to hell as soon as possible for insulting their country...

Mexican people out there, I really love your country but the lady that was representing you yesterday at the pageant was real ugly.. Not hot..guacala (yuck).. I know, the girl from El Salvador wasn't exactly a 10 but we have never won Miss universe and to be honest I really don't care. But you guys send a gorgeous girl last year and this year it was a let down, this is what I was making fun of yesterday not your country.


Take care people!


PS now they are going to call my mother something or other, I don't care...