The Dr. Will see you now

Hello!


Happy hump day!


I know, at tad late but I will blame this on my bath lady coming late and on Olivia's liking to take naps on my belly while I tilt the chair at a comfortable level for her, but I'm back!

So my bath today... Why do I always get the tearing persons? Do I have psychologist written all over my face? I'm not complaining here but I would like to have somebody that is happy, cheery, a fruitcake like me. No, I get the ones that are not happy because their other half left them or, in this case, people that haven't found somebody to love yet. Yeah, today was one of those days where a young lady "wasted" her life away and now would like to have the same thing that everybody else has, love, kids, dog... Wait she has that... You know the stuff that makes a human being miserable... I blame that on speech recognition... Back to her story, so she's looking for somebody that will make her life complete. Well you know me, rub it your face Chuck, I told her that I had one of those stories that eventually will tell my grandchildrens about, you know the type of where I was about to make a mistake by marrying somebody else and then came this girl that I fell head over heels for, but then she went away... Kidding, she's still with me now, she's the mother of my kids, my better half, the rumble from the jungle! So this girl was telling me about how everybody else has what she should have had since the beginning, but she used her time to party, honestly? To be what is now known as F.W.B, you know they even made a movie about it, "friends with benefits", a fuck friend. I'm not making this up, she really told me that she was one of those girls who you could spend some time with and then move on... Only one thing came to mind: "where the fuck was I?"

No no no Chuck! The first thing that came to mind was, I got to introduced this girl to the other guy who's weeping because his girlfriend left him! Heinnn, slight problem. She's 36, the other guys is 55, that's almost 20 years difference, that's a no-no. But to keep her hopes up I told her about the age difference that existed between my wife and me, I told her be patient and that eventually love would find her, I told her all that shit that you tell people who are depress!....
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Man! I have to start charging for these fucking sessions... Shit! I have to start charging for my blog!

Take care folks!


PS oh yeah Olivia was fine yesterday, she was just being a teenage girl depress up there in her room!