Death and the chair

Hello!


Why is it that I feel that everyone out there, including the universe, is waiting with anticipation on when I'm
going to kick the bucket!?

After I finish posting my last notes, I got a call from the Urgel Bourgie, these are the persons who take care of
burying your body or cremating it, asking me if I had made a decision yet on what I want to do when I pass to the other side! I told him that I had gone through several things that had made me postpone a decision. This is not true people! Humans hate to think about death and I am no exception. I haven't decided yet whether I want to be cremated or buried underground. So I told him this that I was going to make a decision within a couple of weeks. My mother-in-law was telling me horror stories of what people in Meico go through, she told me stories of how when people sign a paper, I guess is a consentment  form, they all appear to die! Fuck me, I signed one of those yesterday and today I'm having problems with my catheter... Actually the nurse called and said that this was something normal and it should go away within a couple of days, if it doesn't to call her back and they were going to prescribe something or other for my bladder... With possible side effects... I hate side effects! the point of the story is that my mother-in-law was almost begging me not to sign anything until I was doing better... Good old mother-in-law!

But this is not the only case, I have approached my wife and told her the pros and cons of my death. I told her there was an insurance money, that the car would be paid off after I croak and that she had to deal with about $8000dollars of credit card debt. Oh, I also told her to take the girls and herself for a nice long trip to Disney World. As for my body, I don't really care much about it so she could dispose of it as she please.. however if the girls would like to have some of my ashes she should give them some. Funny, I basically told my will to the entire world.

So take care folks, it was a pleasure writing for you guys!

PS my chair is falling apart on its own. I was relaxing and suddenly I heard a small noise, I asked my daughter what it was and she showed me a part of the wheelchair had fallen off... Oh great, just what I needed!