The impromptu visit

Hello!

I gotta tell you about my nurse's visit this morning. Yeah, out of the blue! I was wondering if it had something to do with me calling 811 yesterday, after all the nurse on the phone yesterday said that whatever she put on the computer the CLSC nurse would see it the next day.

So this morning my phone rings, I hear my wife speaking with somebody and then she said to her that I was available. WTF, who can it be? Well my question was answered right away... It was the nurse from the CLSC telling me that she was going to come and visit me at around nine o'clock. I asked her what it was about and she told me that it was to a follow-up on the operation she had, to make sure everything was okay with me. Like always, I had no issue with the visit. At nine o'clock on the dot somebody knocks on my patio door, it's the nurse. Okay, so she puts me in bed, strips me naked and starts playing around. I'm pretty sure that a lot of you guys out there think that I'm a very lucky guy, MS aside I guess I am! So she check my new hole and transfers the catheter from left to right, it works much better for me when I have to transfer on my own to bed. After giving her seal of approval she asks me all these random questions, takes my blood pressure, takes my pulse and evaluates my health in general. "You're okay!"... I know I said, I'm just a bit fucked up but in general I feel good I tell her.

After the medical part, she puts me back my chair and takes off... I feel cheap, people! I feel that she got me naked, did her thing and then left without even buying me a cup of coffee or something. I feel like a whore, no offense to them, this is how I feel every time somebody comes and checks me out. I must confess, I kinda like it...

surgery mementos

And that was my impromptu visit from the nurse...