My seeping buddy

Hello!

I know we all have our special things we do before going to sleep, some of you might wash your teeth -I hope all do-, others will take a glass of milk and cookies, I on the other hand have several things that must be done before I start on my journey into Lala land. Please note some of you might find this offensive and I suggest you stay clear of this post!

So when it's time to go beddy bye-bye, I usually have certain things accommodated so that I might be able to fall asleep soundly. First thing they do is that they put me to bed, then I must have a glass of water with two painkillers, after that they must tuck in the blanket properly under my feet -my bed is right beside the A/C-, oh yeah... They must empty the pee bag otherwise the whole thing would explode at night! Once all of this is done and they are ready to go up the stairs, I must have the TV control, my RT 64 so that I can control my environment and my iPod Touch fully charged so that I can play Tiny Towers. Okay I am set! Oops, hold on a sec there, the most important part comes to mind... I must switch the TV channel to something extremely interesting but boring at the same time and when I find that, I must lower the volume to a degree that no human can hear, I'm not saying mute here, I'm talking very low volume. In general the channel I select is "The Military Channel", these last couple weeks I've been going to sleep while Hitler watches over me! Yeah, the guy is freaking boring, I go to sleep while he's doing his stuff on the TV, because I don't even watch the TV, I'm playing Tiny Towers and hoping that my eyes will get tired enough so that I can put away my iPod, fall asleep and Hitler will be doing his mumbo-jumbo until the TV goes off by itself! So I can say that Hitler has been my roommate for the last couple weeks because I deleted all the universe crap, it will probably never end in my lifetime so why worry?

So Hitler and I have become very good buddies... He puts me to sleep with his "Deutschland über alles" crap while I build floor after floor in Tiny Towers, a match made in heaven...

Take care folks!

PS in no way do I glorify Hitler nor do I approve of his stupid ideas that brought humans to war.