half ass shaven and all

Hello!


-"So how was your bath Chuck?"

Ggggrrrr... don't talk to me about my bath voice! This is the last thing I expected when I signed up to have MS. Here's the thing people, before I even go into my bath guy's love life I will tell you my new Robocop adventure I had today. Remember that the nurse came yesterday to check up my ass and its red spot? Yeah well, today my bath guy gave me my bath and at the end of it he pulled up what appears to be a plaster, next thing you know the guy is telling me to turn to the side because he has to place this over the red spot... I'm not fucking Jupiter! The red spot's going to go away people, I'm sure! But the guy tells me that this is a protective shield so that the red spot doesn't grow. Okay I'll buy that, but then he pulls up a razor and next thing you know he's shaving half my ass!! So now I got a big patch on half my ass. Nobody told me I was going to get this when I got MS, the freaking robotic leg, the freaking thing attached to my bladder, the wheelchair and now a patch on my ass!? What else am I going to get? So as you can see voice I am not a happy camper right now...


On with the love life of my bath guy...

The girl he's going out on the 8 of October sent him a picture. Apparently she's good looking, well studied, has a daughter and is really interested in him. Really?! So I guess it must be mental her thing. Kidding, the guy is doing everything to attract female companionship, he's taking up Argentine tango, volleyball and he's really ready to Internet date somebody. But I can see a thing happening with her daughter and his boys, if the daughter is in the age range of, I don't know, anywhere between 10 and 20 those little sick bastards are going to be trying their moves on the girl! Trust me, I've been there/I've done that! For crying out loud I was playing daddy and bad daughter when I was five years old and the girl was seven! Then there was this girl named... no, no names... there was this girl (woman actually) who was the daughter of my mother's boyfriend and I was hitting on that too! I was freaking 15 and she was 22, it didn't matter she let herself! But back to my bath guy, so kudos to him and his efforts in finding Ms. right, but he should be aware that boys will be boys and like my bath lady of Tuesday and Wednesday says: men are pigs!


Take care people!