Parachute style

Hello!


Live from my place, it's my sexy voice and I, sorry my soothing voice...


I just finished having my bath and the lady that came has done me before and she told me that what she recalled from me was my soothing voice. Wow, I didn't know I had a soothing voice but apparently I do. It's like when I talk I put people at ease, cool!

Today I learned something, you see to put me in my chair I have a... Like a strap or something, that basically grabs my body and this thing is attached to the machine that lifts me. Now the bad thing about it is that the strap goes in between my legs and when the machine lifts me my family jewels take a licking, for lack of a better word, they hurt. But today this lady while adjusting the strap asked me if I wanted the normal way or the parachute way. The parachute wait? What's that? She tried to explain to me but I really didn't get it, so we tried it. OMG! I'm in love! Not only does this position avoids the family jewels but I feel safer and the strap doesn't make any funny noises like if I'm about to fall or something. I like it, I like it a lot! This is going to be the new way I will be strapped to the machine and the family jewels will be okay...


Take care people!


PS my dog has been up there all this time and I don't know if she's okay... I'm worried!