The special of the week

Hello!


Well boys and girls,  I always say that the Lord works in mysterious ways but this one takes the cake!


You know how on my last post I was talking about the stupid Aztec calendar? Well lo and behold, my wife goes to get the mail this morning and what does she find? Exactly another payment coming my way! Maybe it's time for me to start thinking of something like this, you know that my wife is really into it and would like to have more information about their payment plans. It will be creepy but I have to tackle this, I always wanted my girls to burn my body once I'd died, but this place looks really cool. This is the type of place I would like to hang out, you know grab a beer or a coffee sit down on a bench and read a good book.

Yipes! Already??

In their options they even have the 2012 special! Yeah, for those who believe the world will end next year? Well their marketing department did a 2012 blitz and for $20,000 you're guaranteed your space for next year. I'm kidding here, I don't want to be sued by anybody. The 2012 special doesn't exist but it's something that funeral companies should probably think about.


Nevertheless I will send for information because it's something that eventually will happen to my wife and kids and I want to be there with a beer or coffee, and a good book, contemplating on my eternity and how it sucks! I hate being immortal...

See you later alligator!