The path of war

Hello!


My wife is on the path of war against the tenants of the building, she's furious! Remember how I said that she was the cleaning crew for the building? Well, she went to check the outside today and noticed that people are extremely lazy. They don't even drop their garbage on the containers made for that purpose. They actually just opened the back door and drop it anywhere, making her furious because she has to clean it up. So she enlisted my services, I have to make a pamphlet that says to keep the building clean and to please drop the garbage where it's supposed to go. Obviously these are brownie points for her with the owner of the building, maybe I'll get a reduction on the rent increase next year. I can see the tenants puncturing her tires and putting graffiti all over our walls! Maybe even death threats who knows!?!


On to broader news, my representative to the government of Canada is probably coming up for reelection since I started to see pamphlets from her promoting her good work in Ottawa and reminding us to help the environment by not consuming paper that much! (Really?) So far from this lady I have gotten about three pamphlets, one yearly calendar and this news bulletin paper type of thing. She must' have killed like a forest on her own! And she wants me to save paper? I don't think there's anything left out there! I guess I elected her, so I might as well not use paper...


Happy trails people, happy trails!