The broom lady

Hello!


Well other signs of spring appeared on the horizon yesterday and today. Let me elaborate...


Yesterday when returning from the movies I see a person I have never seen on the building block moving out his clothes, he gives me a polite hello and I answered back. My wife asked me who was that person I had greeted, I tell her I have no idea, I usually answer back any hello that is sent my way. But this guy is moving out! How come I have never seen him before? I'm fairly easy to distinguish, the fat guy on the wheelchair, but this guy? I could have seen him come into the building 1000 times and I still wouldn't remember his face. This morning, I see the same guy again but this time he's carrying out his big stuff and there's new people moving into the building!


Then that night I'm seeing TV with my wife when suddenly I spot a fly! Look, I said to my wife, the first fly of the season!! Why did I say that? No sooner had I finished the sentence then my wife had splattered the poor thing with her shoe. I can see the poor fly now "it's springtime! I'm alive!" Swoosh!! Shoe right to the face!"And don't forget to tell your little friends about me!" Yup, that's my wife for you. If you're an insect and you are inside my house be afraid, be very afraid, my wife will hunt you down and splatter your brains all over the wall, the floor, or like the poor little fly, the ceiling! The woman is fast with her shoes or the broomstick or the newspaper or anything else she might have on her hands at the time when she spots the insect. So if you're an insect and you can read my blog stay outside of my house! You have been warned!



Take care!