Hello!
Happy week to you!
Well it was an interesting weekend, Saturday was really nothing much to report I went to have breakfast with my brothers out of the blue, my oldest brother wanted show me some pictures of Las Vegas and I hadn't seen him in about a month.
On Sunday, it was a whole different ballgame. First of all my wife's relatives came to the house, pit bull lady, electromagnetic guru, little J, my mother-in-law and surprise surprise, my youngest sister-in-law: bartender Maggie (not her real name, but she is a bartender)! Yeah, I hadn't seen her in a while, you know kids these days, they're off somewhere or other making a name for themselves. At this point I know she still bartenders but she is taking on a new venture: pole classes. Yup, she is paying to learn how to dance/exercise on a stripper pole... Try not to laugh too hard, she really takes it seriously and apparently you get a lot of bruises from it. She wanted to show them to me but I told her that I was married and could probably get in trouble for it.
But this wasn't the event of the day, my mother-in-law almost kicked the bucket, seriously! She was choking on some food and making some sort of noise, my wife went to see what it was and she was going purple on us. So my wife started to do the Heimlich Maneuver but out of the blue came electromagnetic guru! He took over and with one movement he basically un-choked her, the piece of food that was blocking her air tube was cleared so was the dinner from last night! The guy basically broke her ribs, we had to give her some medicine for pain of her bruised ribs, she might have to wear a rib protection thingy for a month or two... But thanks to electromagnetic guru she's alive and kicking today, a bit bruiced but alive! Apparently besides being an electrician phenomenon the guy also likes to operate on little animals on his spare time, he Frankensteins them! But for the record, it was thanks to my wife and him that my mother-in-law is not with a halo or wings playing the harp today, I'll take it I'll have to call him Dr. electromagnetic guru from now on.
See you later folks!
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