End of the world

Hello!

How are we this fine Monday?

Well the end of the world is coming, again! Yeah, had a conversation with my better half this morning about how a group of persons is determining that "yes" the Aztecs were right doing their calendar. Worst, she had a dream about the end of the world last night. So what was her first question this morning to me?

- "Is the world going to end in 2012?"

Oh no, not this again! Once again I had to put my thinking cap on and this time instead of going against the flow I followed its trajectory. I told her that yes the world was going to end one day but it was going to do so billions of years into the future when nobody will ever remember who the fuck she was. I also told her that if one day she goes out the parking lot, looks up at the sky and notices a big round rock covering half the sky then she should come back in the house and basically say goodbye to anybody she knows. She asked why, I told her that this is an asteroid so big that humans will not be able to destroy it, let alone modify its orbit, When this hits Earth it's going to be goodbye Charlie! This is the only way that the Earth is going to cease to exist, this and some nut guy having the power to start a nuclear war.

I hope that this puts an end to all of her doomsday questions... Stupid Aztecs and their calendar.

Happy trails!