It's not you it's me...

Hello!


That's it, I'm tired!


It seems that I apologize for everything under the sun, if I say something here it's always like "I'm sorry I called you people that or I'm sorry I called you people this". I was have to say sorry for something or other, when in reality if I was to go on stage I would be allowed to insult basically anybody and their mother! Think about it, I'm a Latino, my step father was black, I'm a disabled guy, I used to drink heavily when I was young, I have friends that are gay... I have a whole bunch of things I could say about all of these people! My joke spectrum is pretty wide.


Today it happened again, I call a Canada service agent to get an electronic signature to send my taxes and the young lady started talking in French, her French wasn't the best out there, so I politely told her if we could switch to English. So she told me that there was no problem she could do it, so we're talking along and then out of the blue she asked me why I had changed to English. "Wasn't my French good enough?" She asked. I told her no, that it wasn't that, that I just feel better speaking English and I immediately apologized if I made her feel bad. What?? Is my God given right to switch from English to French and vice versa, if they knew how to speak Spanish I would ask for Spanish! What I should have told her is the truth, "look lady, your French sucked! So I thought that maybe you spoke better English." This is what I should have said to her, but the Canadian inside of me didn't let me. I should just stick to my guns and tell her that if she can't speak the language where she has to give me some information, I shouldn't feel guilty for questing another language. Anyways, I got the information I require, 5570, yeah, that was the number I needed, but I didn't want her to say it in French and me having writing it down bad...


Have a good afternoon/night!