Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Cradle robber

Hello!


Well I think I'm going to  have to move from this place, either people find my wife super attractive and are constantly hitting on her or I really, really, really look old!


It happened again yesterday, the guy who cleans the snow, a fairly young guy, approached my wife very timidly and struck up a conversation that basically lasted 2 seconds. The guy said that he came from some Middle Eastern country and basically put his killer moves on her:


- "I'm sorry about your dad, what happened to him that he is a wheelchair?"


My wife was surprised and she told him:


- "My dad?!? Oh! You mean my husband!?"


The guy switch to apologetic mode and started to excuse himself telling her that he didn't know I was her husband, that she looked so young. What gives?


What are you calling me? Decrepit old man? Give me a break! You should rather see it differently my friend, just say to yourself "how sexually powerful is this guy that he can attract very young girls?!!". This is the type of thing you should be saying and not how young my wife looks. God! I have gotten so many invitations for me and my three girls to go and have dinner with middle-age Windows that would like to make their lives all over again with my kids and me, and what do I tell them?.... "You mean my wife and my two daughters?".... That's right! Women here thinks that I'm a single dad whose wife either left him or is dead!

It's not only guys, you also have little old ladies that tell her that they are sorry her father is sick (I'm pretty sure they also think I'm dying)!


Geez Louise people! give me a break!!


Take care of yourselves!

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