Thursday's bath

Hello!


How are we doing?


Well the person that had to give me a bath today came extra early so I have time to put at least one post and today's post is going to be about my bath.


You know what I miss? Shaving myself! Yes it sounds ridiculous but I really do miss it, don't get me wrong I get 2 shaving a week by the CLSC personnel, the bath people, and they do a fairly good job but boy is it painful. Today was no exception, the lady that came to give me a bath shaved me and was probably a torturer under some militarized country when it comes to shaving. Slow and hard is probably her motto! And she had the cojones to tell me that she wasn't used to it because women don't have hair to shave only under the armpits. Really? So my sister-in-law got an extra dose of testosterone hormones because if she doesn't shave she looks like Fidel Castro! Sorry sister-in-law, the secret is out.

Then after shaving she gave me my bath, nothing unusual to report about except that this is the same lady that at the end she likes to cream you. Yes, you heard me! She literarily likes to put cream in every nook and cranny of your body. I don't mind except that I'm used to putting cream on my feet, elbows, hands and face so having cream all over my body it's actually rather sexy...er... I mean slippery!


Well that was my bath today, a very painful achieving and a rather creamy ending!


Have a good day people and see you later!