Thursday, March 24, 2011

My religious experience

Hello!


Just finished working on my Spanish post for tonight, take a chill pill I will not be posting it on my life blog but rather on the other blog that I have created just for that language. The first post I am trying to come to terms with errors of the last generation that made me, my brothers and cousins grow up without any contact among ourselves (cousins).


Hey! They're getting tougher! I'm talking about the religion persons that come and try to speak with me, before they would ring the bell and I would just watch them from the patio door or if my daughters were here they would speak to them in either English or French knowing full well that these people didn't speak any of those languages. But now to my surprise they added up 1+1, they ring the bell and when they see that there is no answer they come out and head towards me!! Damn, these people will not give up easily! Okay, let's test the waters, they approach they speak to me in Spanish at answer back in English, they asked me if I speak Spanish and I reply no. Then they move along because no one in their group speaks English, but I'll make you a bet that next time they come they're going to head directly to my patio door, knock on the door and bring someone that speaks English!


Leave me alone people! I should probably tell them that the good book says that if someone doesn't want to be converted that they should just leave him alone and he will eventually go to hell! You know that I could philosophize with them over the good book, I could tell them that the book is God inspired but written by men, that is really not just one book but a collection of the best books that existed according to their leaders at the time, that the first churches were held in the cable kitchens of women who presided over the ceremonies yet today the church doesn't want anything to do with them. But to avoid all of this mumbo-jumbo, I will just tell them that I speak another language than theirs...


I've got to go, there seems to be a fight in the hallway between 2 oriental persons and I don't understand what the fuck they're saying...


Take care people!

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