Monday, January 31, 2011

The undumpable me

Hello!

Last post of the month, at least from my voice-recognition computer.

OMG, it started! Today is the birthday of my sister-in-law, the first Aquarius of the season! I already called her and left her a message wishing her a happy birthday, but no sooner her birthday finished when the second Aquarius will be celebrating his birthday on Friday! Then I will follow, followed by my other brother and finally it will be my other sister-in-law's turn,  then on my side I got the month of March and April! Yes! First I got the electromagnetic... Sorry, the electrician or the BFF of my sister-in-law, then it's my wife's sister's birthday, yes the girl romancing the guy formerly known as electromagnetic guru... It's complicated I know but stay with me; and finally it's little J's birthday, his first one so it's going to be special, right mommy? No hiring clowns or shit like that, I will however tolerate the presence of Playboy bunnies, relax people, prior to me meeting my wife I used to subscribed to the Playboy magazine and they had great articles, ask my wife she saw them...er... She read them.

Hey, did I tell you? My wife got the contract to clean the building where I live, it's amazing how much work she has, I feel like a pimp just cowing her for all the cash  she makes! God you guys can't take a joke, I carry my own weight here, do you really think she would stick around if I didn't produce anything good with my life? Of course not, she knows that I'm a hot commodity and if she left me it would be a matter of seconds before the neighbor comes knocking on my door, granted the lady is 84 years old but boy can she crochet!


See you later people!

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