Despicable me

Hello!

My God, what a day! Stats have been flying all over the world today, Netherlands, Guatemala, Hungary, Spain and others. Well there must be a connection between my stats and the incessant telephone calls from long-distance companies calling me from different area codes, 305, 804, 613, 416... Geez people, all my family resides in Canada within a radius of 40 km, I don't make long-distance calls! The funny thing is that I know all of the area codes I got call from today, Miami, Utah, Ottawa, Toronto, I used to work in the telephony world remember? To me it's exciting to listen to their sales pitch and then let them down, I have nothing better to do than to listen to them.

What happens next is also exciting to me, with my telephone system if there's a number that one a block I can do this! I have blocked so many numbers is not even funny! Another thing I like to do is to speak in a language which I know that they don't understand, such as French for English speaking persons, English for French speaking persons and one of them both for Spanish speaking persons. Like today for example, I got a 305 number where the person who call was talking in Spanish so what did I do? I started to talk to him in French, he apologized and hanged up the phone. And the worst part is that I'm passing this trick onto my girls, last Saturday the bell rang and I had my daughter see who it was, it was a Jehovah witness speaking fluently in Spanish and asking for Mr. Guzman. I told my daughter to speak in French, lo and behold the guy didn't speak a word of French, so he excused himself and left.
What can I do? I made this way!

Well that's my last post of the day, I hope you all have a wonderful day or night!