The dream

Hello!

Okay so here's the dream!

You know how those awards that took place on Sunday, the Golden globes or something like that, well the following day I was doing my routine on the TV, TMZ, Access Hollywood and Extra, there was a lot of talk about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, so haven't seen my stuff I left it at that. Needless to say that I had a normal Monday night, no dreams to report, but yesterday night I don't know what I ate that I had a semi-sexual dream with Angelina Jolie.

Why semi-sexual? Well nothing really took place, she was extremely nice and she even asked me to autograph her... How should I put it?... Half a boob! Yeah I know! But here's the low down, I was parked on the side of the red carpet at the Golden globes when Angelina and Brad walked by and she came to me and asked me why I was so sad. I told her that I wasn't sad, that I was just looking at them go into the theatre, she told me that I should read inspiring blogs like the one written by Chuck Guzman a guy that has MS but is still living life to the fullest. I told her I was Chuck Guzman, she then jump for joy and asked me to sign her half boob. She then called Brad and told him that I was the guy who wrote the blog, she asked him to take a picture of us and then she took the pen and paper of a fan and told me to write down my coordinates.

Then suddenly the sun was shining bright on my face, it was my youngest daughter walking into my room and turning the light on! Nooooooooooooo! Let me sleep! I've just sign the half boob of a famous person and I don't know if she's going to call me!

Dada, time to wake up!

And that ladies and gentlemen is how I signed my first autograph!

**Please note that in my dream Angelina didn't look like Angelina Jolie, but she represented her. All illusions of famous people were dictated by my subconscious. In no way am I a stalker or a fanatic of Angelina Jolie.:)