Saturday, January 1, 2011

New hope for normality

Hello!

Dear lord! I haven't seen you since last year!

Okay okay, I know you heard it before, well it was the best I could do while posting under the influence. Yeah my older and responsible brother, besides making an Internet inspired chilli, he made one helluva sangria with lots of fruit and some fancy wine...hang on a sec, my iTouch is spinning!

Well is a new year so new resolutions are in prder:

1- Change wife! Seriously, there is ths girl name Gloria that has capture my attention

2- I want to lose weight but I can't!! There's a clause in my contract that forbids me to go below 290

3- Become more sociable. I can do that! What other site I have to hit besides Facebook?

4- Learn to dance the macarena...although I would love to do this, my current status is "On a wheelchair" and therefore I know that it's impossible.

5- Keep on smiling...yes that will help me look like a fruit cake to everyone out there.

Ok so these are my resolutions...double damn!! My wife kept the lotto tickets so scratch resolution 1!!

 I love ya baby, Gloria is the big hippo from Madagascar, so you're prettier...who's your daddy??? Edward?? Who the beep is Edward???

Hapyy 2011 people!!

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