Monday, January 10, 2011

Kids for sale

Hello!

Happy days people, hope you're all doing fine.

Karma has a way to comeback and bite you on the ass!!
You know how my wife doesn't like to see movies with my daughter and me because we talk too much?? Well last night I was trying to see Independance Day for the x number of times and it was my turn to be in the recieving end of the game. My girls were yapping all night long during the movie, they were talking endlessly about this and that and asking questions on what I would do in case we get invaded aliens. I told them that this is why I like to see the movie to get ideas on how am going to whoop ET's ass. Then they kept on talking among each other and one of them comes with the question of the century: "daddy? When are they going to come up with Independence Day II?"

Oh boy and I still had 45 minutes of the movies to go through! My answer was very logical: "well baby, I think humans would be extremely unlucky if another alien race came to destroy us after the first one didn't succeed."

A Thank God my wife provided supper with a complementary Heineken on my zippy cup and therefore because I was sipping beer beer it went to my head faster and I was a zombie while seeing some parts of the movie...otherwise I would have given them up for adoption!

Baby, I promise never to talk while you're watching a movie no matter how bad it is! (Like that lobster catching film we saw last night... Boy did that suck!)

Catch you later people!

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