what is this world coming to?

Hello!


Happy weekend people!


OMG!! What is this family going through!? Seriously?! Well I finally got the okay from my niece to talk about it and no sooner will I write about it then another "scandal" rocks the house!! I am blogging on a weekend because I know that a lot of you out there are gone... Drunk, pot heads stone out of their brains, religious freaks, all sorts of losers... No offense people, you are my public and I still love you, e-love that is.

What I'm about to tell you will break the image you had of the Guzman clan, you know the one about us being so saint, so perfect? Well, I am, but the rest of the family is going to hell in a handbasket, they're all a bunch of sinners and if my great great great grand Pappy was alive he would definitely start the Inquisition all over again, starting with our family....I'm talking about Dominic Guzmán who had a beef against the Cathars of the Languedoc region.... isn't it funny? Here's a guy fighting the Cathars and my brothers and I are Freemasons! But that's besides the point, my nieces has broken two of the three golden rules, 1- she has a tattoo 2- she's an open lesbian! What gives? What is this world coming to?

Second incident that has shatter our good name and reputation is the one that I just found out two days ago. One of my nieces, an underage one, is freaking pregnant! My cousin is going to be a grandmother! Well there's another one that I'm not going to be writing a Christmas card to! Seriously?! She's only 19, this is considered to be underage in my country, she doesn't know what she was doing! I swear my grandmother, my great-grandmother and my great great grand Pappy are all turning in their graves! No, not my great great-grandmother, she was what we call in French a catin... A prostitute.. But a respectable one!




So I got in my family now, a lesbian and a pregnant underage mother! What is this world coming to?


Take care people!


PS first of all I am kidding, I am happy for my niece and I am thrilled that my other niece is pregnant and will be having a kid, but I will not be inviting them to my Christmas parties anymore! On another note my stupid voice recognition is failing completely, it takes a while to start... I smell a new computer on the horizon! if my girls can go to Las Vegas, I'm entitled to a new computer.