What do I have to do to get a break?

Hello!


The universe really really has it against me!


Last post I said I was gonna go shopping because I was in a foul mood, so I did! I went with my little daughter only to have the universe laugh at me  on the way back. Let me tell you about how was my way back, fucking laughable!

So we bought the essentials chocolatines, yogurt, plums, bistro burgers and tortilla things, everything a man could ask for, it doesn't matter they are leaving anyway so I need to have resources here while they're away. But that's not the important part, the freaking important part was when I was coming back: it was freaking raining/lightning/thunder/hurricane winds!!! Really! I got caught in some freaky weather, as I write these lines I am wet to the bone. I'm pretty sure I got hit by lightning but I'm grounded so it's okay, not only that the freaking birds were laughing at me... Seriously! As I was coming by some trees I could hear the stupid birds chirping away as if to say what a moron! Only a serious handicap has to go out in this weather! What a freaking fruit cake!! Yeah my daughter got a bit wet because she  could this crossed the street right away and ran into the house. I had to go around some stupid cars, then come back to my street, get to my house, wait for my other stupid daughter to come and put me inside... If I was piss before now I am doubled piss and freaking wet! Plus I think my chair is on fire because of the lightning... Sucks to be me, really sucks to be me!


No seriously, I'm okay, I'm just wet but I do believe that stupid lightning hit me...


That's my afternoon for you take care people!


PS and I fucking smell bad!