The pooping bird

Hello!


It is Friday and I'm all alone!


So the girls are now in Vegas and I'm late because I went to visit my mother.

First of all, fuck the birds! I always thought that birds were like angels that came from the sky bringing messages and hope from God. I also thought that you could communicate with God with them, boy was I wrong! You see my place is in a very secluded area of the building where in the afternoon you get a nice breeze and no sun, plus there's a whole bunch of birds flying about; most of them make their nests near my house. So this afternoon I was waiting for my bus to go and see my mother when suddenly there was a bird that near me and pooped near my chair! WTF?! FU bird! I could've swore that the guy was aiming for my head, he missed me by about a meter. I'm pretty sure that all the birds near my house I basically poop carrying animals that are aiming at people's heads all the time. I will never think the same way about stupid birds again!


So it was over a year that I hadn't seen my mother, now that she's at the hospital I have more access to her. She doesn't speak much but she was real happy to see me. She can't hear me at all and I think that I did wrong to go and see her in the morning, basically every service that needs to be given to her is done so at this time. I was about half an hour to 45 minutes outside her room while they prepared her for her day. I think next time I'm going to go and see her will be on Sunday when I will also try to go and see my Nana who is in a different floor of the hospital.


There! You've been updated, have yourself a great day!