My bath and a gamma ray burst

Hello!


Yes I'm late again, and it's not my fault!

Couple of weeks ago my life used to be on time all the time, but now everybody is on vacation so I had a Joe blow giving me a bath today. Never have I had anybody use so much water as this guy did. He put the towels to good use and I'm pretty sure my chair still a bit wet, beggars can't be choosy I guess.

People! Yesterday I was seeing a show that scare the living daylights out of me. You know that the strongest things in the universe are called gamma ray burst and if we ever received one we are practically pretty much toasted . It is the brightest thing in the universe and it is the most powerful one according to the show I saw. I know, I know, what about black holes and supernova? Well they're pretty much lame, a gamma ray burst is it's cause by the same thing that causes a black hole, a supernova. It was so interesting the show that I recorded it on my PVR so that I can be scare one more time and be scare all over again! And here's the kicker, apparently there's a couple of stars 18,000 light-years away from us that if they create I gamma ray bursts it will be coming our way, that means that we will have 18,000 years to party, or and this is a big or,  it has already happened and that burst is coming our way... But don't worry we won't feel a thing, except for the stupid kid who keeps on fucking about with my table on my back and yelling like there's no tomorrow fucking about my speech recognition....Dumb teenagers...


Take care people!