Hello!
Sounds like a sick porno blog,ey?
"Yes, yes it does. Go on please..."
Well let me tell you about my pornographic experience. I'll start writing about the nurses and the fat guy... I have said this many times I might be fat, gorilla like, hairy scary but I have always had problems with the women! Now that I have a wheelchair that can tilt to about 45°, maybe more, I get the attention of everybody and their mother. Today at the hospital I was visiting my mother when suddenly I decided to back up an incline the chair. No sooner was I down to a horizontal position when a nurse came by and started to chat me up. Okay, I'll play the game, I'm the dirty handicap guy with the tilting mechanism. She asked me if I was okay, I told her I wasn't-it's true I got MS right?-then I told her no, that I was just stretching. She smiled with me and told me that women must be always happy with me... WTF?! Too late, she walked away... No sooner was she gone when a Latin lady (cleaning lady) came over and gave me a smile and a wink! Oh Lord Almighty! Something must be wrong with the universe today! My little brother was there too and he said, jealously, "it must be the wheelchair and your stupid handicap look)... He used the word retard to be exact.
But it is true that since I'm in the wheelchair people seem to be nicer with me, I guess they must think that the handicap guy is an inoffensive prick that life has mistreated him and therefore they must be nice to him. Little do they know that I am naughty by nature... No pun intended!
I'll see you from my bed people... I'll be the one alone in it!
PS you're probably wondering about the bus driver right? well the SOB let me stranded for awhile so that he could used the bathroom. I had to suffer the humidity and when I came into the house I was dead... I guess he was relieved. But other than that, he had really nothing to do with the story, maybe next time Mr. bus driver...
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