How are we this Monday?
Torturing device |
For those who don't know what the apparatus is, I am referring to my penis which needs to be lubricated so they can insert the catheter through it. Sorry for the big words, but big things require big words! I'm talking about the pain here. For some reason she had done everything as the other ones before her had done but for some reason it wasn't working. So she started fresh, took a new catheter out and proceeded to disinfect the area, put more jelly and inserted a new catheter once again. Success! This time it didn't hurt and everything went smooth. So what the fuck? What was wrong with the other catheter? As far as I can tell there was nothing wrong with it, I think the problem lay with her not putting enough jelly before... Only one more month to go before I' I don't have to wear the stupid catheter through my stupid penis... No more changing catheters!
Sorry about the gruesome details, I just wanted you to know what I have to suffer every month with the changing of the guards... Sorry catheters.
Take care folks!
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